Prankers Paradise
Jokes
Submit
Moderator
Links
Contact
Drug Rehab
Halloween
|
| |
Blondes = Shit
Posted by: Jay&Jay on October 18, 2004 @ 7:09 am
*****************************************************
A blonde and her daddy were travelling in an airplane from LA to New York. About an hour into the flight, the pilot announced that they had lost an engine, but don’t worry, there are three left.
However, instead of 5 hours it would take 7 hours to get to New York. A little later, he announced that a second engine failed, and they still had two left, but it would take 10 hours to get to New York.
Somewhat later, the pilot again came on the intercom and announced that a third engine had died. Never fear, he announced, because the plane could fly on a single engine.
However, it would now take 18 hours to get to new York. At this point, the blonde in the back turned to her daddy and said, "Shit, I hope we don’t lose that last engine, or we’ll be up here forever!"
***************************************************** |
Add your own comment
| From: |
harlem Crackhead on October 26, 2004 @ 7:52 pm |
| Comment: |
you already posted this one. your jokes are lame cracker. |
| From: |
joshua cross on November 4, 2004 @ 10:55 am |
| Comment: |
it is shit burn bitch burn get a fuckin life ua lona |
| From: |
Stoner133 on December 14, 2004 @ 7:02 am |
| Comment: |
For the record i already did burn. |
| From: |
me on December 18, 2004 @ 12:22 am |
| Comment: |
u=shit |
| From: |
blondie on March 23, 2005 @ 11:59 pm |
| Comment: |
blondes are sooo much hoter than headheads and brunettes |
| From: |
some one on May 8, 2005 @ 10:01 pm |
| Comment: |
dum!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| From: |
blonde on May 31, 2005 @ 9:34 pm |
| Comment: |
blondes are the hottest ever
|
| From: |
uh huh on June 29, 2005 @ 11:44 pm |
| Comment: |
much hotter! |
|
|
