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I Waist More Time Than Anyone
Posted by: Jay&Jay on October 19, 2004 @ 2:18 am

Go Back

One day there was this blonde who was tired of getting picked on so she dyed her hair brown. That evening she was driving down a back road when she had to stop for a herd of sheep crossing the road.

She got out of her vehicle and said to the shepard, "Those are some nice sheep you have there."

The shepard says, "Thank you. If you can guess how many there are you can have one." The blonde made her guess.

"There are 26," she said.

The shepard said "very good, now pick one."

The blonde picked a sheep and walked back to her vehicle.

As she walked back the shepard said, "Hey miss, if i can guess your natural hair color can i have my sheep back?"

The lady agreed and he guessed, "you are a blonde."

Amazed, she asked, "How did you know?" The shepard said, "Bring me my fuckin’ dog back and i’ll tell you."


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From: Jayli+Momo on October 26, 2004 @ 4:43 pm
Comment: JayJay you can’t talk because you can’t spell "lean". Let’s see last time I checked it was spelled "learn"

From: ya mumma on October 26, 2004 @ 9:44 pm
Comment: leave j&j alone hes hott!!!! hey j&j can i fuck u 2night???

From: Jay&Jay on October 27, 2004 @ 2:38 am
Comment: No.

Hey i wanna hear atleast 3 people tell me this is a spelling class?

From: MIKE HUNT on October 27, 2004 @ 10:08 pm
Comment: THIS IS A GODDAMN SPELLING CLASS

From: mormarito on October 29, 2004 @ 6:58 am
Comment: this is a fucking spelling class lol

From: this was funny on October 30, 2004 @ 2:04 am
Comment: Yall are dumb you do not talk about how people can’t spell b/c i bet if you typed this you couldn’t do it in better than Jay&jay But this was a funny joke!!!!!!!!!

From: me on October 31, 2004 @ 5:13 pm
Comment: K that is such an old joke

From: recondondo on March 2, 2005 @ 12:13 pm
Comment: Sweet im usin it

   
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