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pilot lessons
Posted by: britt on November 15, 2004 @ 4:29 pm

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one day this blonde decides that she wantes to learn how to fly. so she goes to the airport and finds a pilot to teach her. He tells her that all of the planes are out for the day. she was about to leave when she points to a helicopter and asks,"what about that?" so that pilot tells her how to take-off, land, stear and all of the other stuff. next he tells her to go up to 1000 feet and radio back to him. so she takes off and radios back saying that she’s doing great and having fun. so then she goes up to 2000 feet and radios back the same thing. Finally the pilot tells her to go up to 10,000 feet and call back. the pilot is on the ground waiting when all of a sudden he sees the helicopter falling out of the sky and crash. He runs over there are asks the blond," what happened?" she replies," it got a little cold up there so i decided to turn off that big fan!"


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From: In ya Face on November 16, 2004 @ 10:20 pm
Comment: made me chuckle...but thats it

From: annonymous on November 25, 2004 @ 3:00 am
Comment: that is way offensive and when im offended thats when u know u got toooo far! im blonde and i say thats mean but so are some brunette jokes

From: annonymous on December 19, 2004 @ 3:44 pm
Comment: its now decenber 19th and i just got the joke very funny

From: Cobain_lover on December 25, 2004 @ 8:39 pm
Comment: its not that bad a joke, it wasnt funny but it wasnt stupid either

   
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