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I dont know what to call it
Posted by: Melissa on November 16, 2004 @ 4:26 am

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3 people are in an airplane One took a bite out of
an apple. She thought it was too sweet so she threw it out of
the plane. The second person took a bite out of a lemon and she
thought it was too sour so, she threw it out of the plane. Then
the last person took a bite out of a gernade (for no apparent reason)
and thought it
was too crunchy so, he threw it out of the plane. Then they
landed and decided to go for a walk.
They first passed a little
girl who was crying and they asked, "little girl, little girl,
why are you crying?" The little girl said, "an apple came
down and killed my new kitty".
Next they passed a little boy who was also crying. And they again asked, "little boy, little boy, why are you crying?"
The little boy said, "a lemon came down
and killed my new puppy."
Then they passed a blonde sitting on
the side walk laughing her butt off. They asked, "Why are you
laughing so hard?" The blonde said, "I farted and the
building behind me blew up!!"


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From: In Ya Face on November 16, 2004 @ 10:22 pm
Comment: how many times is this damn awful joke going to be regurgitated??????????????

From: Jay&Jay on November 18, 2004 @ 2:38 am
Comment: Hey shut up^

Mellissa usually has good jokes,this one was not good only couse of the "farted" not my kind of joke.

From: Melissa on November 18, 2004 @ 2:57 am
Comment: Hey Jay&Jay...Thanx for stickin up for what u thought was me... But its not my joke...that joke was funny when I heard it 20 yrs ago... but its another Melissa..so go ahead and say it..I will say it for u...Its Old and it Sucks!!!

From: Jay&Jay on November 23, 2004 @ 2:20 pm
Comment: Aight den,my bad.

From: Cootiequeen on November 23, 2004 @ 4:29 pm
Comment: I loved this joke it was so hilarious!!! I love Fart jokes!! ( i’m a blonde and i even think it s funny)
LAUGHING OUT LOUD

From: lol on January 29, 2005 @ 11:19 am
Comment: that was jus shit the original joke is bout and englishman irishman and a scottishman not 3 ladies on a plane

From: lol on January 29, 2005 @ 11:20 am
Comment: cootiequeen if u think thats funny then thers sumthin wrong with u bitch

   
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