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Posted by: Shaun on November 16, 2004 @ 8:14 pm
| Q: how do you brainwash a blonde? A: give her a douche and shake her upside down. Q: how do you change a blonde’s mind? A1: blow in her ear. A2: buy her another beer. Q: how do you measure a blonde’s intelligence? A: stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear! Q: how do you get a blonde pregnant? A: come in her shoes and let the flies do the rest. Q: how do you get a blonde to marry you? A: tell her she’s pregnant. Q: why do blondes have vaginas? A: so guys will talk to them at parties.Q: how do you know a blond likes you? A: she screws you two nights in a row. Q: why is a blonde like Australia? A: they’re both down under, and no one cares. Q: why can’t blondes water-ski? A: when they get their crotch wet they think they have to lay down. Q: why are blondes like pianos? A: when they aren’t upright, they’re grand. Q: why are blondes so easy to get into bed? A: who cares? |
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| From: |
Jay&Jay on November 19, 2004 @ 3:19 am |
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Dude don’t you know how to make it "atleast" look good?
Shaun still = Shit |
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Shaun on November 19, 2004 @ 10:58 am |
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oh no Jay im crying, I equal shit and all because you say so.So I guess everything that you say is true.... like getting pussy. I give madd props to the pudwacker that thought that one up. |
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matthew on November 21, 2004 @ 8:46 pm |
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dats sum mean shit man
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| From: |
ryan on November 22, 2004 @ 12:24 pm |
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the water skiing one wuz good and like 2 others |
| From: |
the G on November 24, 2004 @ 8:35 am |
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Your all pratts... get a life, look at the times you have made your comments, this leads me to beleive you have nothing better to do. I’m currently at work whats your excuse(S) ?
prats prats prats !! |
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jakesbaby on November 24, 2004 @ 11:55 am |
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Jay&Jay: i’ve seen you on multiple sites. And you speak your mind. Anyway, i’ve heard all those jokes. They’ve all been said right to my face. If you haven’t figured, i’m a true blonde! |
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Cobain_lover on December 25, 2004 @ 8:23 pm |
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sum of the jokes were ok but the rest r shit |
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