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Posted by: Melissa on November 18, 2004 @ 3:04 am

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A blonde was standing in front of a soda machine
muttering, "You’re a dumb-looking button. You don’t have much of
a future, either. You’re going to be replaced by a much better
looking button."

"What are you doing?" her girlfriend asked.

The blonde quickly pointed to the sign on the front of the
machine that read "DEPRESS BUTTON FOR ICE".


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From: Jay&Jay on November 19, 2004 @ 3:17 am
Comment: Mellissa i don’t git this one.

From: In Ya Face on November 20, 2004 @ 12:48 am
Comment: depress... depression. saying those ’mean’ things would give the button deppresion as opposed to just fucking pushing it like a normal non-blonde would do.
ps. joke sucks

From: In Ya Face on November 20, 2004 @ 12:48 am
Comment: depress... depression. saying those ’mean’ things would give the button deppresion as opposed to just fucking pushing it like a normal non-blonde would do.
ps. joke sucks

From: Jay&Jay on November 20, 2004 @ 5:09 am
Comment: My Bad

From: ryan on November 22, 2004 @ 12:21 pm
Comment: jay r u retarded? good joke

From: Melissa on November 22, 2004 @ 8:19 pm
Comment: Ty Ryan...I thought so too...not as good as my other jokes but I liked it

From: ryan on November 26, 2004 @ 3:04 pm
Comment: ur all queer so go fuck ur mamma

From: jakesbaby on November 28, 2004 @ 4:23 pm
Comment: i don’t get it.

From: ryan on November 29, 2004 @ 3:04 pm
Comment: i didn’t write that 1 but whatever

From: Devils on December 2, 2004 @ 11:33 am
Comment: suck

From: Melissa on December 3, 2004 @ 6:49 pm
Comment: Hey, guys i’m real horny right now so im gonna masturbate myself with a hot dog in my butthole!!!!

From: Cobain_lover on December 25, 2004 @ 8:21 pm
Comment: i’ve heard the joke b 4 and it isnt that bad its actually good, espically compared to the other jokes on the site

   
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