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What is Easter?
Posted by: Melissa on November 19, 2004 @ 2:46 am
Three blondes died and are at the Pearly Gates of Heaven. St Peter tells them that they can enter the gates if they can answer one simple question.
St. Peter asks the first blonde, What is Easter?
The blonde replies, Oh, that’s easy! It’s the holiday in November when everyone gets together, eats turkey, and are thankful.
Wrong!, replies St. Peter, and proceeds to ask the second blonde the same question.
What is Easter?
The second blonde replies, Easter is the holiday in December when we put up a nice tree, exchange presents, and celebrate the birth of Jesus.
St. Peter looks at the second blonde, shakes his head in disgust, tells her she’s wrong, and then peers over his glasses at the third blonde and asks, What is Easter?
The third blonde smiles confidently and looks St. Peter in the eyes. I know what Easter is.
Oh? says St. Peter incredulously.
Of course. Easter is the Christian holiday that coincides with the Jewish celebration of Passover. Jesus was ready to complete his ministry on earth and ate his last supper, the Passover meal, with his disciples. After that evening, he was betrayed and turned over to a Jewish mob by one of those disciples. After a show trial, the Romans tortured him, made him wear a crown of thorns, took him to be crucified and then he was hung on a cross with nails through his hands and feet. Finally, he was stabbed in the side to make sure he was dead. He was buried in a nearby cave which was sealed off by large boulder.
St. Peter smiles broadly with delight.
The third blonde continues, Every year the boulder is moved aside so that Jesus can come out and, if he sees his shadow, there will be six more weeks of winter!
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In Ya Face on November 20, 2004 @ 12:50 am |
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like that one. nice one |
| From: |
Jay&Jay on November 20, 2004 @ 7:06 pm |
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oh melissa I cant get my face out of your puss! Will....willl.........wil you go out with me over the internet? |
| From: |
Melissa on November 20, 2004 @ 8:07 pm |
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uh-huh.............right.....I dont know about all that
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| From: |
Jay&Jay on November 23, 2004 @ 2:23 pm |
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It’s aight,but thats not even somthin’ i would say,but damn it looks like i know the answer already lol.But that wasn’t me up there. |
| From: |
Melissa on November 25, 2004 @ 9:18 pm |
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LOL...Someone likes messin with us Jay&Jay
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| From: |
Jay&Jay on November 26, 2004 @ 3:00 pm |
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Melisa is a lesbo |
| From: |
Melissa on November 26, 2004 @ 3:01 pm |
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What the hell is wrong with you Jay&Jay? How do we know you aren’t one? |
| From: |
z0z on November 27, 2004 @ 4:28 am |
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melissa can you lick my balls while i root Jay&Jay’s ass so i can pull it out and cum on your face |
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Jay&Jay on November 28, 2004 @ 8:53 pm |
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Okay wow wow wow things gettin out of hand here,can stupid mother fuckers stop useing my name. |
| From: |
Melissa on November 29, 2004 @ 12:45 am |
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LoL..Ok..its very easy to see that whoever is posing as me and Jay&Jay arent us...So yeah....What he said above...Stop using my name! |
| From: |
Jay&Jay on November 30, 2004 @ 1:00 pm |
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Woteva u guys i hate all of ya
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| From: |
?? on December 13, 2004 @ 10:02 pm |
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shut up shaun_______-- caugh (skank) caugh-----
stupid bitch
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| From: |
cobain_lover on December 25, 2004 @ 8:17 pm |
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the joke was funny |
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