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Posted by: Jay&Jay on December 3, 2004 @ 2:11 am
What’s the best form of birth control after 50?
Nudity
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What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
45 lbs.
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What’s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
45 minutes.
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Why is it so hard to find men who are caring, kind, and good looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.
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What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
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What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
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What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.
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What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?
Bingo machine.
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What’s the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?
A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
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Why did God create alcohol?
So ugly people could have sex, too.
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What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
"Are you sure it’s mine?"
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What’s the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts?
Beer Nuts are $1, and Deer Nuts are always under a buck.
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Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Mace will do that to you.
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What’s the difference between a Northern fairytale
and a Southern fairytale?
A Northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time."
A Southern fairytale begins "Y’all ain’t gonna believe this crap."
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This black guy goes into the employment agency and says to the guy
’i want a job". the guy says "you’re in luck, a vacancy just came in for a good job, it pays $200,000 pa and you get a car with a driver. the jobs yours!"
the coon says " fuck me!, your gotta be joking!" and the guy said
"well, you started it"
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What do you call 50 white people jumping from a plane?
Snow
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What do you get when a white fucks a black?
A Mexican
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Why did Shaun’s Parents have sex?
To buy baby formula
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What do you call two bad things at once?
A Jew in a Ford
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How do Jappaneese guy’s take a piss?
Chop~Sticks
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Thats the end of today’s show y’all,thanx for you’re attention |
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Mo Skillz than you on December 4, 2004 @ 5:40 pm |
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yeah.....you got our attention. Jokes sucked |
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Mo Skillz than you on December 4, 2004 @ 5:41 pm |
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you ever gonna freestyle you punk? |
| From: |
Jay&Jay on December 4, 2004 @ 7:23 pm |
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Me freestyle?
You couldn’t compete. |
| From: |
Jay&Jay on December 4, 2004 @ 7:24 pm |
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Tell ya what you put one up first and i’ll go and prove my shit to you... |
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Mo Skillz than you on December 4, 2004 @ 9:00 pm |
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check that stoner joke joke hoeboy, the thc song. |
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confused and annoyed on December 4, 2004 @ 11:05 pm |
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what the hell is going on? |
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prttyblonde on December 12, 2004 @ 7:16 pm |
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k watever u suck |
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Cobain_lover on December 25, 2004 @ 8:01 pm |
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those jokes were funny as fuck...most of them |
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jamel on December 28, 2004 @ 2:25 pm |
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gjklgh |
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LALA on March 16, 2005 @ 5:58 pm |
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DUDE UR JOKES ARE FUKIN RETARDED...YOU MUST BE RACIST TALKING BOUT MEXICANS AND BLACKS AND WHAT MORE.......HEY FUCK YOU.........YOUR JOKES ARE THE WORST.....THE WORST....DUDE...I WOULDN’T NAME MY TITLE "JOKES FOR EVERYONE’’...UR THE ONLY ONE WHO LIKED THEM |
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board on April 17, 2005 @ 10:12 pm |
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day suckd lyk shit
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