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Posted by: T. on December 27, 2004 @ 1:48 am
why did god give black guys big dicks??
cause he felt bad for putting pubes on their heads
wats as faster as a black guy running down the street with ur tv??
his brother behind him with the VCR |
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suzanne on January 3, 2005 @ 9:50 pm |
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that joke was so stupid.how long did it take you to think about it |
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annonymous gamer on January 16, 2005 @ 12:43 pm |
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I’m a black man, and I find these and toher jokes, extremely offensive. Not every brother has stolen a TV, and not every black person has stolen a VCR. What about white people? Are you saying they never stole anything in their lives, you cracker-ass mofos. |
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nvm on January 16, 2005 @ 10:34 pm |
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listen here cracka’s...suck muh black ass dick wiggas...peayce |
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yo mama on January 18, 2005 @ 1:43 pm |
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for shizzle my nizzle |
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white girl on January 20, 2005 @ 1:13 am |
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ok well i think the jokes are hilarious, u mean to tell me youv never told a joke about a white person before get a life.. it is a joke.. and if u think there offensive dont look at them. |
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ass hole on January 20, 2005 @ 4:36 pm |
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bitch fuck uall I’m black negro |
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grunge on January 24, 2005 @ 3:10 pm |
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the second was funny...come on, its better to tell jokes oin each other than start a civil war |
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a guy on January 27, 2005 @ 7:04 pm |
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the second one was funny but the first one was just nasty |
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Nigga on January 28, 2005 @ 9:45 am |
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what do u call 4 black people in a car
tinted windows |
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yo niggas on January 28, 2005 @ 2:49 pm |
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hey im colored brotha 2, so dont b hatin on my otha brothas, yah all here.juss cuz we all black negros dont mean fuckin shyte.k?shut up cracker mofos!!!!!!!!! layda
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youngstar on January 28, 2005 @ 10:07 pm |
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ayo all ya black ass muthafuckas shut up ya kno its only a joke ya looking like emotional gangsta: I FIND THAT OFFENSIVE. shyt im cool wit black peoples and i aint white either im hispanic but check this.
What do u call a black man on a bike?
A DIRT-BIKE |
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mutha brutha on February 1, 2005 @ 1:30 pm |
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can anyone speak english here? |
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johnny reso on February 1, 2005 @ 2:21 pm |
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SHUT THE FUCK UP ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 |
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JONNY RESO on February 1, 2005 @ 2:25 pm |
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I’M BLACK
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jazmine on February 1, 2005 @ 3:44 pm |
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fuck all use crackerz |
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... on February 1, 2005 @ 6:55 pm |
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god those jokes sucked! Even though they sucked, they are just fucking jokes! Its so anoying when black people victimise themselves to everything. By the way, whoever typed the first letter is really really bad at english. Me being a black person, I think that black people are really becoming stupid. |
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da nigga on February 1, 2005 @ 9:27 pm |
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haha thay wuznt even good----whats the difference between a black guy and a piece of pizza
a pizza can feed a family of four
cant ya take a joke, da one above is right! |
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foshiz on February 2, 2005 @ 4:57 pm |
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two black guys in a car... black guy #1 and black guy # 2. who’s driving?
the cop.... |
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dont worry on February 2, 2005 @ 6:13 pm |
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i am fat |
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smokey on February 3, 2005 @ 1:23 pm |
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Q: Whats wrong with 5 blacks driving a Cadillac off of a cliff?
A: The car holds 6.
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smokey on February 3, 2005 @ 1:24 pm |
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Q: How many black people does it take to single a roof?
A: Depends on how thin you slice um.
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MIKE on February 3, 2005 @ 8:42 pm |
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what do you call a bus full of black people
a rotten banana |
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smokey on February 4, 2005 @ 1:47 pm |
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Did you hear about the new Black Barbie?
It comes with 12 kids, AIDS and a welfare check
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black on February 4, 2005 @ 2:56 pm |
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we can get lice
likr yall |
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lee on February 5, 2005 @ 1:48 pm |
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why dont black kids play in a sand box????
because they think cats might cover them up. |
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Arriva Mexico on February 5, 2005 @ 9:08 pm |
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Jokes SUCKED PERIOD |
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justa a white boy on February 6, 2005 @ 3:53 pm |
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Whats a 100 black people on the moon? A problem. Whats a 1000 black people on the moon? A bigger problem. Whats all the black people on the moon?
Problem solved. |
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justa a white boy on February 6, 2005 @ 4:06 pm |
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Why do black people have nightmares?
Because we killed the only one that had a dream!!!!!!!!!!
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black girl on February 6, 2005 @ 8:34 pm |
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really i dont care what you write about us, because no white peoples babies are cute unless they have some black in them anyway!! |
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white power on February 6, 2005 @ 9:58 pm |
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whats the most confusing day for black people?
fathers day.... |
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white power again!! on February 6, 2005 @ 10:01 pm |
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Life reminds me of jelly beans......no one likes the black ones |
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andrea on February 7, 2005 @ 2:19 am |
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hahahhahaha i founf these very funny |
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yea yea yea on February 7, 2005 @ 9:34 pm |
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whats a black priest called?
holy shit |
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I.m white on February 7, 2005 @ 10:20 pm |
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the second one was funny. just a little change in the jokes, this one for all the black people that can take a joke and not take it to there dumb ass head
What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?
The PGA tour |
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Stephanie on February 8, 2005 @ 12:36 am |
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Oh, these are so funny!!
OK,
Q: how long does it take a black lady to shit?
A: 9 months
Q: What does a black man give you for your birthday?
A: Your bike |
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Stephanie on February 8, 2005 @ 12:37 am |
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What do you call a bunch of black people playing hide and seek in the dark?
Mission Impossible |
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disgusted on February 8, 2005 @ 2:49 pm |
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I am a positive Black female that doesn’t have kids and is not on welfare and I think all of these comments are totally disgusting. No one knows how to speak proper English (Blacks and Whites included). I think this proves that racism will never die. People can be so ignorant. |
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disgusted on February 8, 2005 @ 2:51 pm |
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Also, it’s not about being able to take a joke. This jokes are completely racist and based on common falsehoods about Black people. I can take a joke with the best of them, but these are so ugh....I can’t even say anymore. |
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t biddy on February 8, 2005 @ 3:38 pm |
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h aha ha |
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beautiful on February 8, 2005 @ 8:52 pm |
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why do black people wear white mittens when there eating tootsie rolls?
so they wont bite thier fingers off |
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ann on February 8, 2005 @ 9:02 pm |
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wat do u call a white man on fire??
a firecraker |
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betsy on February 8, 2005 @ 9:04 pm |
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y are black guys so good at basketball????
cuz they shoot-steal- and run
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ann on February 8, 2005 @ 9:05 pm |
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wat do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill???
a mud-slide
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berson on February 9, 2005 @ 12:57 am |
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what has four legs and a black arm
a happy pit bull |
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matt 666 on February 9, 2005 @ 2:58 pm |
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what do u call a black man with green hair
turf |
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matt 666 on February 9, 2005 @ 3:00 pm |
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what do u call a black mans family portrate
a barcode |
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sphagetti o on February 9, 2005 @ 5:24 pm |
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niger jokes are funny when they gonna come up with some white ones
hey whats the difference between a niger and shit in a bucket
:the bucket
ha ha |
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joe on February 9, 2005 @ 10:15 pm |
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why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving
because KFC is not open |
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joe on February 9, 2005 @ 10:18 pm |
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why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving
because KFC is not open |
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crazy on February 9, 2005 @ 10:19 pm |
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that jokes sooooooooooooooooooooooooo fuckin funny |
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its my b day on February 10, 2005 @ 9:53 pm |
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yo these jokes r bangin |
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another kid on February 10, 2005 @ 11:14 pm |
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how do u starve a black guy?
put his welfare check under his work boots |
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a third kid on February 10, 2005 @ 11:17 pm |
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there’s 2 black guys on a plane. one is six feet tall and the other is six foot four.
when the plane crashes into a low building, who dies first?
WHO CARES THEY’RE BLACK!!! |
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kid #4 on February 10, 2005 @ 11:18 pm |
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what do you call two black guys in the back of a pickup truck?
mud flaps! |
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funny ass white guy on February 10, 2005 @ 11:19 pm |
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hey u all hear about that black guy that went to college?
...neither did i... |
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#6 (also white) on February 10, 2005 @ 11:25 pm |
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how do get a black guy out of a tree?
cut the rope! |
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number 10 on February 10, 2005 @ 11:34 pm |
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what do you call a bunch of black people hung in a tree?
a good start! |
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english guy on February 11, 2005 @ 4:12 am |
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what do you call a black man in a suit?
the defendent.
why do blacks wear loose trousers?
because their knee grows.
whats black and shuffles?
the welfare queue
i shot a black man and the bullet came back asking for a flashlight.
why do white women date black men?
how else would they get their handbags back.
we all feel the same here in england.....................send the filthy savages home.
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Not Funny Guys~! on February 11, 2005 @ 4:47 pm |
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No come on im 15 years old and i know better than not to make fun of black people! Black people are just the same as a white person...who cares the skin color or the hair...its whats inside that counts...i dont hear very many blacks talk about white people like us whites talk about black people...looks like the black have the bigger balls! Im a white girl and i agree w. blacks you have just the right we do! |
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kid on February 11, 2005 @ 6:18 pm |
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whoever is "not funny guys" obviously either wants to be black, is ignorant to what black people say,
and probably only dates black guys. and all black people have big balls so shhh |
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unknown on February 11, 2005 @ 6:58 pm |
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its funny seeing all the comments...not the jokes. ye the jokes r funny. yes u laugh. yes theyre rude. then after u feel bad--well the good ppl do-its good to hav a sense of humour though- obviously there will always b racism cus its human nature to discriminate- i just think its time ppl realize that ppl are only as good as their surroundings and wut they hav been exposed to. well to everyone who left racist comments--not jokes--after all this is a joke website.. but yah to everyone who left racist COMMENTS -- get over urself. u obviously dont get out much. brown black or white. it dont matter( its only skin deep )
ignorance is bliss
n i got a white joke :
how do u confuse a white boy?
throw him a basketball. |
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BlackBoys on February 11, 2005 @ 7:20 pm |
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Yo you guyz are sum silly ass mofos. im black and proud! I love the pubes on my head. I also love the tv i stole along wit tha vcr
peace
gansta beatch |
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niggas suck on February 11, 2005 @ 11:16 pm |
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hey guys...i love black people...i think everyone should own one |
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white kid on February 12, 2005 @ 11:59 am |
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how do you confuse anyone?
get "anonymous" to tell that basketball joke |
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x on February 12, 2005 @ 12:32 pm |
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x |
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still white on February 12, 2005 @ 8:39 pm |
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all black people steal things
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white and proud on February 12, 2005 @ 10:06 pm |
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what do you call a black guy with a wooden leg?
a waste of wood |
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this white guy on February 13, 2005 @ 12:41 am |
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heres a joke for ya..
there these 2 hot girls that go to this guys house every weekend around 9.. one of the girls starts to fill up the bathtube.. the guy and the other girl come up and say what are you doing.. and the girl says no soap radio!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA |
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The GameMaster on February 13, 2005 @ 11:03 am |
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I think you little boys and girls have alot of extra time on your hands, You know something? (as unlikely as it may seem) I think that you all just like trying to be the one with the "Mantle" of "look at me" aren’t I funny??? when you really are just making your own self look as STUPID as the one telling the joke or replying with your offensive replies....I think that jokes are fun and even therapuetic when done in taste and without Hatred and BIGOTRY, as so well displayed on this site...United, WE Stand,Divided, WE Fall..think about it......haters!!!!!! |
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this white guy on February 13, 2005 @ 1:04 pm |
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hears another joke for ya!!
theres a group of 4 kids that are bored so they go to one of the girls houses.. the girl starts to fill up the bath tube and the other 3 come up and say what are you doing.. she says no soap radio!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHA |
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this white guy on February 13, 2005 @ 1:04 pm |
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hears another joke for ya!!
theres a group of 4 kids that are bored so they go to one of the girls houses.. the girl starts to fill up the bath tube and the other 3 come up and say what are you doing.. she says no soap radio!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHA |
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pee in a can on February 13, 2005 @ 1:05 pm |
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that crippled peed in my can
HAHAHA!! thats so hilarious |
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i cant on February 13, 2005 @ 1:05 pm |
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i cant i cant i cant forget about my radio!!
HAHAHA!! thats a better one |
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i fucked you on February 13, 2005 @ 1:06 pm |
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haha read my name
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white on February 13, 2005 @ 9:14 pm |
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did you ever notice that black history month is the shortest month of the year? |
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gman on February 14, 2005 @ 5:57 pm |
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whats the difference between a black guy and a peice of crap?
the peice of shit stops smelling after time.
what do you call a pool full of blacks?
coco puffs
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ClitCmndr on February 14, 2005 @ 8:36 pm |
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whats black up close and white from a distance?
a cotton field! |
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da niga on February 14, 2005 @ 9:57 pm |
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Whats the simalrity between the world and a bag of jelly beans
every1 hates the balck ones...
what u call a black going down a slide
sewage |
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Kammron on February 15, 2005 @ 12:53 am |
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Q: Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam?
A: Everytime someone yelled, "Get down." All of the blacks stood up and started dancing!
I love that one. |
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Ribs and Cornbread on February 15, 2005 @ 10:59 am |
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Q: Why are there only TWO pallbearers at a black dude’s funeral?
A: Because they’res only TWO hanldes on a trash can.
Q: What did the black kid get on his SAT test?
A: BBQ sauce.
Q: What’s the difference between a black dude and a snow tire?
A: A snow tire doesn’t sing when you put chains on it.
Q: Why do black men cry after having sex?
A: It’s the pepper spray. |
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me on February 15, 2005 @ 4:40 pm |
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what do u call a whole bunch of black people in a swimming pool?
A: a bowl of coco puffs |
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Kammron on February 15, 2005 @ 5:59 pm |
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Q: How do you stop 5 black guys from rapeing a white girl?
A: Throw them a basketball. |
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Rj OsWALD on February 15, 2005 @ 9:40 pm |
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i am the blackest kid probly that ever came on this site u punks are busters go home |
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ME on February 15, 2005 @ 10:03 pm |
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Q:HOW COME BLACK PEOPLE ARE GETTING STRONGER?
A:BECAUSE TVS ARE GETTING HEAVIER
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I fucked your mother on February 15, 2005 @ 10:23 pm |
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haha |
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me on February 15, 2005 @ 10:24 pm |
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kolo3729 on February 16, 2005 @ 1:12 pm |
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the first one was not funny but the second one was hilarious. haha.
And I have a big penis because im black biaches |
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loco mexican on February 16, 2005 @ 11:53 pm |
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i love mexicans
ilove big boobies
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Billy dillard on February 17, 2005 @ 2:44 pm |
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Fuck all Black People |
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white power on February 17, 2005 @ 8:47 pm |
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fuck u niggas |
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Peter on February 18, 2005 @ 12:47 am |
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JOkes are all good n all but ya’ll some dumb mother fukers getting all racial n shit! |
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your master on February 18, 2005 @ 2:01 pm |
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first of all u moolies,white ppl didn’t make black ppl slaves,your own ppl made them slaves and sold them to the white man so hate yourselves,god bless your ancestors |
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white person on February 18, 2005 @ 2:57 pm |
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these jokes are stupid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
I,m going to a differnt joke web site. |
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GORE FUCK on February 18, 2005 @ 8:13 pm |
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What do you do when you see a one leg black man?
Stop Laughing and reload. |
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Insulted on February 19, 2005 @ 8:00 pm |
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You people are a disgrace to human society. I hope your employer and associates will be proud when it is revealed how racist you all are.....it’s really not funny. Have you heard of Karma....what you think and say will come back to you 10 fold. Lots of pain and sorrow is headed your way for spreading this HATE humor. Its really sad, but the saddest part is that some of you are probably adults and not 13 yr olds. And as adults I am sure you are spreading this HATE to others...its just SICK. |
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goodfella on February 20, 2005 @ 2:49 pm |
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What do u call a black ladie getting an abortion?
Crime prevention |
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bling bling nigga on February 20, 2005 @ 2:53 pm |
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i dont care who you are that last joke was funny |
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Fuck The Brits on February 21, 2005 @ 11:24 am |
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The Pope and Queen Elizabeth were standing on a balcony, beaming at the thousands of people in the courtyard below. The Queen said to the Pope out of the side of her mouth, "I bet you a tenner that I can make every English person in the crowd go wild with just a wave of my hand."
The Pope replied, "No way! You can’t do that." The Queen said, "Watch this!" So, the Queen waved her hand and every English person in the crowd went crazy, waving their little plastic Union Jacks on sticks and cheering like mad. The Pope was standing there thinking, "Oh no, what am I going to do? I never thought she’d be able to do it." He thought to himself for a minute, and then turned to her and said, "I bet you I can make every Irish person in the crowd go wild. Not just now, but for the rest of the week, with just one nod of my head." The Queen replied, "No way, it can’t be done." So, the Pope head-butted her.
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buckfush on February 21, 2005 @ 2:40 pm |
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what do you call 300 white guys chasing a black guy?
The PGA tour
Well, what do you call 300 black guys chasing a white guy?
The source awards
did U think I was going to say something crude? God Bless |
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Lauryn on February 22, 2005 @ 10:19 pm |
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wow yu guys are so stupid how are yu going to sit there and make fun of black people. . i love black ppl haha so stop talking shit |
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the white pimp on February 23, 2005 @ 8:18 pm |
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them jokes suck im white but wat the hell all u ppl up there are red necks not including my colored brothers
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the white pimp on February 23, 2005 @ 8:19 pm |
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them jokes suck im white but wat the hell all u ppl up there are red necks not including my colored brothers
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the white pimp on February 23, 2005 @ 8:19 pm |
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them jokes suck im white but wat the hell all u ppl up there are red necks not including my colored brothers
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tony on February 24, 2005 @ 9:50 am |
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any good looking black men in south florida looking for head me good looking submissive white male
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tony on February 24, 2005 @ 10:02 am |
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my last black man i was with came all over my face loved it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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this is what u herin on February 24, 2005 @ 8:45 pm |
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What’s long and black and smells like shit?
The welfare line.
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Your Mom on February 24, 2005 @ 9:20 pm |
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wat is long, black, and smelly?
the welfare line |
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JOHN on February 24, 2005 @ 11:17 pm |
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HOW MANY COPS DOES IT TAKE TO ARREST A BLACK PERSON
IT TAKES 10 ONE TO ARREST HIM AND 9 TO CARRY THE STUFF HE STOLE |
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scott on February 25, 2005 @ 9:20 am |
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what do u call a a bus full of black people?
a burnt twinkie |
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check check on February 25, 2005 @ 2:19 pm |
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Check this.
Little black boy steve died. He got those little wings and flew into the light end of this darkness. He looks at god and states..." GOD.., I’m an angel.!" God replies.., "Shiet~ Nigga, you a BAT."
My black friends told me this and I tell them white jokes all the time, so don’t be hating on me. Peace! |
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doesnt matter on February 25, 2005 @ 10:31 pm |
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q:what do you get when you cross a black man and an escamo
A: A snowblower that doesnt work |
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not that cool on February 26, 2005 @ 12:51 am |
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making jokes is one thing, talking bad about african americans is another, some are richer and better looking than many of you white people. |
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Bill on February 26, 2005 @ 10:58 am |
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What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane?
Snow.
Why do so many white people get lost skiing?
It’s hard to find them in the snow. So why bother even looking for them?
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Greg on February 26, 2005 @ 11:21 am |
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For the joke above
Thats why they came out with that christmas song " Let it snow, Let it snow" because nobody cares if 500,000 white guys jump out of a plane. So we call it snow "just let it snow". Just let them jump out of a plane |
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will on February 26, 2005 @ 11:48 am |
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What do you call a bunch of little white pricks playing hide and seek in the snow?
Mission Impossible
What do you call a big white bitch on the couch watching tv? A big loaf of bread
But what do they do they do best for dinner? Make reservations
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manfred on February 26, 2005 @ 2:23 pm |
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WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? U CALL URSELVES JOKERS? THESE ARE THE STUPIDEST "RACIST" JOKES I’VE EVER HEARD! YOU DUMB$#!%$ ARE RETARTED |
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yoyoyoyooyoyoyo on February 26, 2005 @ 7:28 pm |
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Q:What do u call a bunch of black people runnin down a hill
A:JAILBREAK
Q:How do u kno wen micheal jackson is havin a party
A:Ther is a bunch of trycicles parked outside |
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mofo on February 26, 2005 @ 7:31 pm |
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why are black people looking at black jokes??!!!!??!?!?!?!?!? |
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negro250 on February 26, 2005 @ 10:28 pm |
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this joke was so stupid that I sat there thinking who the HELL thought of that question, probaly so spic.LOL :) |
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pimpin on February 27, 2005 @ 12:10 am |
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theres 3 white men and 1 blaCK man on a mountain. The 1st white man jumps off and says " for my people" The 2nd white man jumps off and says " for my people" The 3rd white man pushes the black man off the mountain and says " for my people." |
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asa on February 27, 2005 @ 9:03 pm |
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awwww |
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i fucked ur mother on March 1, 2005 @ 1:19 am |
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Smoky’s mom was good the other night in bed |
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G on March 1, 2005 @ 3:12 pm |
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I love black people. They’ve given the world so many great things:
Rap music
Mugging
Happy Slapping
Ridiculous Jamaican Slang
and they’ve given the world such intelligent black scientists, such as:
..............
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50 Cent
I think I’ve proven my point. |
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what on March 1, 2005 @ 10:44 pm |
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ur mamas soo stupid that she burned down your house with a cd burner
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NIggas Scumma on March 2, 2005 @ 2:24 am |
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Y do niggas carry shit in there wallet
Identification!
ok now that was the funnist 1........... SUK IT TO M E |
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lynchman on March 2, 2005 @ 7:17 pm |
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whats black white and red all over a black guy and a pigeon fighting over a chicken wing |
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boonie on March 3, 2005 @ 4:03 am |
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check this one out-why do police dogs lick thier ass to get the taste of niger out of thier mouth |
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Brittany on March 3, 2005 @ 5:35 pm |
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Im white but i was adopted by a black family and i hate these jokes ..not all black people r like tht!! OMG i hate all these jokes they are so stupid you guyz all need ta get a life! and stop hatein on people for wut they look like! damn u guyz r like actin like yall r 5..
[]Dc out people
*Brittany- |
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da one n only on March 3, 2005 @ 6:31 pm |
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Okay let me put this n a serious mode for yall..i am a young hispanic female and i have lots of black people and mixed people in my family now some of these jokes is funny we crack on whites,blacks,hispanics and we all have fun but for real i think its real bad when a white person uses the n word yall know what i mean that really will offend alot of blacks trust me if yall grew up around black people you’d understand alot more some of these jokes alright but dat word aint so do what you do im just keepin it real |
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White kid on March 3, 2005 @ 9:49 pm |
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Why dont mexicans and black poeple get married?
Because their kids would be to LAZY to STEAL
lmao |
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White kid on March 3, 2005 @ 9:51 pm |
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Why dont mexicans and black poeple get married?
Because their kids would be to LAZY to STEAL
lmao |
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White kid on March 3, 2005 @ 9:52 pm |
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What do u call it whena black person and an ape breed?
A retarded ape
lmao |
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Get a Life on March 4, 2005 @ 12:47 am |
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there is no possible way that you can hate blacks that much. yes, they do talk, sing, eat, dance, and just about do everything else different than we do, but that’s no reason to hate them...there are people in our own country who do similar things...the only reason that you can’t stand black people, is because they’re secure with their beliefs and that you need to feel special, i’ll bet there’s not one person out there who’s openly racist who doesn’t express their feelings without telling their friends, YOU PEOPLE ARE DESPERATE FOR ATTENTION, you were on your mother’s tete for too long, and then you got kicked off and now your ignored....
TRY REALLY; REALLY HARD, AND DO SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE WITH YOUR LIFE....GO OUT AND DO SOMETHING PRAISEWORTH....YOUR FATE IS IN YOUR OWN HANDS. |
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DESSIE on March 4, 2005 @ 1:20 pm |
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that is rude and RACIST!!!!! |
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DAAAMMMNN on March 4, 2005 @ 4:09 pm |
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why do black people only have nightmares?
cuz we killed the only one with a dream |
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bran fuckstick on March 4, 2005 @ 9:31 pm |
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white powerrrrrrr JKJK |
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BrittanyAkaWhiteGirl on March 4, 2005 @ 10:37 pm |
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YOU ALL SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!! black people started like everything...Music..and they r in mostly every movie u see!! so wtf is ur problems |
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chonch on March 4, 2005 @ 11:09 pm |
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i like the one abput the dreams and nightmares |
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GRAND WIZARD WILLIS on March 5, 2005 @ 12:18 am |
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i dont understand why coon spook ass negros come to this website when they know they are gonna get made fun of. if u dont like people making fun of u dont come to this site dumb shits. either way whether u come to this site or not, u will always be made fun of for the color of ur skin. |
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syco on March 5, 2005 @ 1:22 am |
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chicano power homie southside sc 831 for life |
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fgj on March 5, 2005 @ 1:31 pm |
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these jokes are hilarious and even some are true!!! |
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i fucked ur mom on March 5, 2005 @ 2:18 pm |
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how long does it take a blck woman to take a shit?
9 months |
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Your mom on March 5, 2005 @ 9:33 pm |
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good jokes the are holarious..
What do the inside of the blacks lips say
Inflate to 90 psi! |
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Your mom on March 5, 2005 @ 9:54 pm |
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whats a black persons favorite nut?
a black nut
ahhahaha |
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serfse on March 5, 2005 @ 9:54 pm |
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lol nice one^ |
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asswipe on March 5, 2005 @ 9:55 pm |
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lol that is the funniest shit ever |
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sorry on March 5, 2005 @ 9:58 pm |
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i m black and i dont appreciate these jokes about me u crackas.
i was gonna say a BLACK NUT lol |
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ya'll cnt test me on March 6, 2005 @ 10:54 am |
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2 blak people jump off da cliff hu lands 1st?
WHO CARES!!?!! lol |
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whitepride on March 6, 2005 @ 3:18 pm |
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why do black people have nightmares...
...cuz we killed the one wit the dream HAHAHA, (MLK) |
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J-Sizzle on March 6, 2005 @ 8:46 pm |
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Jew Man if you don’t like what people are saying here take your goofy ass on no one will miss you. |
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J-Sizzle on March 6, 2005 @ 9:03 pm |
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(HAER ME BITCH) WHAT THE FUCK! you can’t even spell. Jew Man,.you are Jewish, illiterate, and you like black people .
you see this is why people don’t like jews. |
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syther on March 7, 2005 @ 12:22 am |
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die jew |
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girl2be on March 7, 2005 @ 12:44 pm |
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What the hell is wrong with you guys dont write this crap about black people. how would you like it if they talk about your little penis!! |
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Cody Burkett on March 7, 2005 @ 2:51 pm |
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Why dont black people have dreams.
Cause the last one got shot.
Why are black people so fast
cause the slow ones are in jail.
What do call a bunch of black people in the middle of a corn field
Anti Farm Equipment |
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Matthias on March 7, 2005 @ 5:22 pm |
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A black guy finds a genie. The genie says "You have three wishes," So the black guy says "I wish I was white!" So he was white. "I wish I was rich," So he was rich. "I wish I didn’t work again," The genie turned the white guy into a black guy again. "Why am I black?" "Cuz black people don’t work," |
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Cody Burkett on March 7, 2005 @ 8:29 pm |
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How do you babysit a black kid.
Take his lip and stick him to the cealing.
How do you get him down
Slide him to a corner
5 black kids are jumping on your bed what do u do.
You put velcro on the cealing.
How do you get him down.
You get a bunch of mexicans and tell them their pinatas.
Hope everyone loves them.
If any of you have yahoo messenger im me sometime to give me a joke. My name is snickercritter. |
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penis boy on March 7, 2005 @ 10:12 pm |
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thats not true about the black penis thing
ha haha hahahaha hahahahaha (lol) |
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big penis boy on March 7, 2005 @ 10:14 pm |
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Q.why am i typing this
A.because im an idiot |
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huge penis boy on March 7, 2005 @ 10:16 pm |
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i love white people
dont you?????????????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| From: |
master penis on March 7, 2005 @ 10:18 pm |
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HI!!!!!!!!
have i told u i love white people |
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penis boy on March 7, 2005 @ 10:19 pm |
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im getting tired of typing so
gooooooood byyyyyyee
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The dodge on March 8, 2005 @ 5:40 am |
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What do u call the white droplets on thee window?
A: condensation
What do u call it when theres black droplets:
A:koondensation |
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C33J@Y on March 8, 2005 @ 10:29 am |
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All Y’all Got Razz Jokes. |
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horny bastard on March 8, 2005 @ 4:14 pm |
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suck my big hairy dick |
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horny bastard on March 8, 2005 @ 4:15 pm |
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i’m serious |
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horny bastard on March 8, 2005 @ 4:16 pm |
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Why do black people have white hands........those mother fuckers won’t stay off my damn fence. |
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horny bastard again on March 8, 2005 @ 4:18 pm |
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ya know i have black people in my family tree as a matter of fact their still hanging. |
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Guess who????? on March 8, 2005 @ 4:20 pm |
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to annonymous gamer yo mama’s so black when she gets in a tub of hot water she makes instant cocoa. |
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Horny bastard on March 8, 2005 @ 4:23 pm |
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To JONNY RESO yo mama’s so balck when she goes swimming everybody thinks she’s an oil spill.BAM! Thats what i’m talking about bitch from the ccc sucka. |
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Horny bastard on March 8, 2005 @ 4:23 pm |
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none of ya’ll got nothing to say now do yah. |
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ryan lee on March 8, 2005 @ 10:12 pm |
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ok im a confederate desendent and fuck all nigers if abraham lincoln wasnt drunk your ass would fuckin be pickin cotton still |
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This site sucks on March 8, 2005 @ 10:19 pm |
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This site pretty much has the lamest jokes ive ever seen..not to mention a bunch of "rally round the fire" rednecks....Dont get me wrong.. I was raised in a town that was just like that, but some people are just fuckin dumb. And i dont mind a good laugh but obviously some people need help..
You might be redneck if you mow your lawn and find your car......lol
You might be redneck if your front porch falls and kills more than 3 dogs.....
How do you blindfold a chinaman...................Dental Floss
Why dont spanish people have BBQ’s?.... Cause the beans always fall through the grill |
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jak on March 9, 2005 @ 8:59 am |
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ok i willl telll me were you live or your phone and i will help you and all you stop stop swearing at each oter |
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im not black on March 9, 2005 @ 9:30 am |
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why are black peoples noses so flat
becauser god stepped on there nose when he tried to get there tail out |
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Snatchfest on March 9, 2005 @ 10:56 am |
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Well I came on this site to maybe see some good jokes and all it is is white power this and black power this. It’s preety sad when people have to act like this even on a computer. Grow up get a life and deal with the fact that white people and black people live together in the world. Fuck you’d think people would have gottin over all this by now but small minded people only think about small minded things......
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A white guy on March 9, 2005 @ 1:32 pm |
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That joke is so funny i hate all u black bitches |
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im not black on March 9, 2005 @ 5:41 pm |
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wut r 3 things u cant give a black guy
a black eye a fat lip and a education |
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big D on March 9, 2005 @ 7:44 pm |
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stop fuckin whynin black fuckers......hey why do black people hate tootsie rolls? BECAUSE HE’S OF BITING HIS FINGURE OFF.HHHHAAAAAAHHHHHHAAAAAAA
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im not black on March 9, 2005 @ 8:10 pm |
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y do ppl go to black ppls garage sales
so they can get there stuff back |
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im not black on March 9, 2005 @ 8:18 pm |
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y is mr. potato head jealous of black ppl
because they have bigger noses than him
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im not black on March 9, 2005 @ 8:26 pm |
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y do black ppl wear wide brimmed hats
because they dont want birds to shit on there lips |
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I ain't black on March 10, 2005 @ 5:54 pm |
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What does everyone yell when they see black people swimming in the pool?
OIL SPILL!!!!!! |
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SOULJAH on March 10, 2005 @ 9:03 pm |
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