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ACCIDENT SCENE
Posted by: WARREN on January 12, 2005 @ 6:15 am

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A BLONDE, BRUNETTE AND REDHEAD NURSES ARE THE FIRST ON THE SCENE OF A FATAL ACCIDENT. THE DRIVE OF ONE VEHICLE IS LAYED OUT ON THE PAVEMENT ..VERY DEAD.

THE REDHEAD INSISTS THEY TRY TO REVIVE THE POOR GUY. SHE SIT ON HIS CHEST AND ADMINISTERS A HEART MASSAGE,,,BUT NOTHING HAPPENS.

THE BRUNETTE TRIES MOUTH 2 MOUTH ...BUT STILL NO RESPONSE.
THE BLONDE PUSHES THEM ASIDE TO SHOW HOW ITS DONE.

SHE DROPS HER PANTS AND SITS ON THE DEAD GUYS FACE...3 MINUTES LATER.. HE STARTS COUGHING AND WAKES UP.

THE BLONDE LOOKS AT HER FRIENDS AND SAYS..’" ALL HE NEEDED WAS A BLOOD TRANSFUSION"


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From: wat the f---- on January 12, 2005 @ 3:47 pm
Comment: holla back dude at pozar57@yahoo.com

From: genie & katie on January 16, 2005 @ 8:32 pm
Comment: it was funny .

From: lol on January 17, 2005 @ 1:44 am
Comment: ok that was was extremely disgusting but very funny

From: -=SE3K=- on January 17, 2005 @ 2:21 pm
Comment: not funny, very sick, twister are ye

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Comment: YOUR MOM

From: Hyena1237 on January 20, 2005 @ 11:06 pm
Comment: that was GREAT!!!!!

From: HOTTIE on February 5, 2005 @ 9:50 pm
Comment: That was really nasty

   
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