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Posted by: WARREN on January 14, 2005 @ 2:59 am

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A 85YR OLD WOMAN ( WHO AT ONE STAGE WAS BLONDE) IS SITTING ALONE IN HER FLAT WATCHING HER SOAPPYS. SHE’S BEEN WIDOWED FOR 20YRS AND HAS LED A VERY LONELY LIFE.
SHE HEARS A WINDOW OPENING AND SEES 3 MASKED AND ARMED BURGLARS CLIMBING THRU. THEY SEE THAT SHE’S A FRAIL OLD GOAT AND IGNOR HER AND START CARRYING OUT ALL HER STUFF.
WHEN ALL THATS LEFT IS THE LADY AND HER CHAIR ....THE BURLGLARS LEAVE THE FLAT.
THE OLD LADY CALLS AFTER THEM AND ONE OF THE GUYS RETURNS. SHE ASKS IN A TIMID VOICE...." EXCUSE ME,.....DONT YOU GUYS RAPE ANYMORE>>>>>>>>"


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From: katie on January 14, 2005 @ 4:47 pm
Comment: your a sicko yoyu should be ashamed

From: chantalle on January 14, 2005 @ 11:02 pm
Comment: thats funny

From: 3 blondes on January 15, 2005 @ 9:24 am
Comment: it 2 long 2 b funny!!!!lol

From: blonde on January 17, 2005 @ 1:34 am
Comment: FUCK YOU!!!!!!!
ASSHOLE THINKING YOU CAN RIGHT STUFF LIKE THAT!
SUCH AN IDIOT!



LUV YA, CYA

From: -=SE3K=- on January 17, 2005 @ 2:15 pm
Comment: Wot the fuck????

you retarted granny fucker. getta life you sicko

From: LOL on January 18, 2005 @ 9:48 am
Comment: THAT WAS GREAT.HOLLLA 4 GOOD TIME WARREN at pozar57@yahoo.com

From: 56322526 on January 21, 2005 @ 2:47 pm
Comment: WTF

From: grunge on January 24, 2005 @ 2:56 pm
Comment: someones can find it funny, but when u think about its just sick

From: 2discusted on January 30, 2005 @ 1:14 am
Comment: go suck balls in hell u mama’s bitch!!!!!!

From: HOTTIE on February 5, 2005 @ 9:37 pm
Comment: That was nasty you sick freak
Go jack off with your boyfriend

From: am a tosser on February 15, 2005 @ 7:06 pm
Comment: omg how sad go get a life i cnt blive i jus wasted 1min of my life reading that i must b a sad fucker

From: mike depencildik on February 25, 2005 @ 11:38 pm
Comment: bbbbbbbooooooooooooooo and a little more ewwwww

From: drug squad on March 6, 2005 @ 1:57 am
Comment: that is sick n rong u r 1 twisted lil twat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

   
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