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10 blonde jks
Posted by: jk luver on January 27, 2005 @ 10:57 pm

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1. y do blondes drive bmw’s?
they cant spelll porsche

2. how do u know when blondes have been using a dishwasher?
the drain’s clogged with papper plates

3.y do blondes take pills?
to find out wat day it is

4. wat do u call a blonde with half a brain?
gifted

5. wats the best part of marrying a blonde?
u can park in the handicapped space

6.wat did the blonde say when she was pregnant?
i hope its not mine


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From: timantha on January 28, 2005 @ 11:49 am
Comment: these were great ; )

From: jk luver on January 29, 2005 @ 12:13 am
Comment: o no’s they blocked 4 of my jks ;@

From: on January 29, 2005 @ 4:54 pm
Comment: Usually they don’t censor anything, no matter how shitty it is. Maybe the person scanning
jokes today was a blonde.

From: josh on January 30, 2005 @ 2:08 pm
Comment: not funny

From: BLONDE AND HOT!!!! on January 30, 2005 @ 9:02 pm
Comment: IF NE HOT HUNG BROTHAS WANNA FUK ME, I LIKE IT IN EVERY HOLE!!!!!!!! I’LL BE UR
SLUT ALL NIGHT LONG!!!!!!!!!!! EMAIL ME!!!!!!!! MWA LUV ALWAYS DA HOT BLONDE
WHORE!!!!!!!!!2002!!!!!!!!!!

PS I SWALLOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From: maria on February 1, 2005 @ 12:38 pm
Comment: get a fricken life

From: maddy on February 2, 2005 @ 10:41 am
Comment: lol awesome jokes!

From: lil wero on February 3, 2005 @ 3:02 pm
Comment: your jokes suck ass

From: me on February 4, 2005 @ 11:04 pm
Comment: say whattt u actually think these are funny...........goddddd damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn...u needa LIFE

From: Serious Black on February 5, 2005 @ 8:57 pm
Comment: blondes are dumb but this ne blode who was riding me had me so hepless i started to shak and my towscurled up so just keep i mind that there is on thing blondes are good 4

Im only 15 but she said she was just tryn to break me n

From: Serious Black on February 5, 2005 @ 8:58 pm
Comment: blondes are dumb but this ne blode who was riding me had me so hepless i started to shak and my towscurled up so just keep i mind that there is on thing blondes are good 4

Im only 15 but she said she was just tryn to break me n

p.s learn how to fuckn count

From: Serious Black sucks on February 6, 2005 @ 12:14 am
Comment: dumbass - read the second comment; they blocked 4 of his jokes and he knows it
- what kind of idiot posts the same thing twice just to add a ps
- like anyone believes some 15-year-old when he says he had sex when some blonde
girl and then goes around the internet bragging about it to complete strangers

From: serious dick sucker on February 8, 2005 @ 3:34 pm
Comment: serious black you are a fucking idiot!!!!!!
shut the fuck up and don’t speak no more.

From: lean on February 15, 2005 @ 7:00 pm
Comment: ok so they were good!

From: Sick of it all on February 17, 2005 @ 7:55 pm
Comment: god why do people waste their time putting bs on here? so what if they suck, get the fuck over it and go on!

From: hi boyz on February 18, 2005 @ 10:08 pm
Comment: i like it everywhere you cant b 2 big cuz it hurtz u cant b 2 small then i cant feel it replies pleez im horny.

From: lets have sex on February 22, 2005 @ 10:16 am
Comment: your a stupid hore and you smell like fish ass

   
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