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best blond jokes
Posted by: phil dan steve on February 1, 2005 @ 10:18 am
1. what did the blonds left leg say to the right leg?
between us we can make alot of money
2. what did the blonds left leg say to the right leg?
nothing they have never met
3. what do blondes use for protection?
a bus shelter
3. what is the difference between a blond and the titanic?
only 1500 went down on the titanic
4. An blond girl goes to the council to register for child benefit.
How many children? asks the council worker .
10 replies the blond girl.
10??? says the council worker.. What are their names?
Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne
and Wayne
Doesn’t that get confusing?
Naah... says the blond girl its great because if they are out
playing in the street I just have to shout WAAYNE, YER DINNER’S READY or WAAYNE GO TO BED NOW and they all do it...
What if you want to speak to one individually? says the
perturbed council worker.
That’s easy, says the girl... I just use their surnames
5.An blond girl was driving down the A13 when her car phone rang.
It was her boyfriend, urgently warning her, Treacle, I just heard on the
news that there’s a car going the wrong way on the A13. Please
be careful!
It’s not just one car said the blond girl, There’s hundreds
of them!
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| From: |
GoGo on February 9, 2005 @ 4:05 pm |
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Some of them are good.
Some really old.......... |
| From: |
lean on February 15, 2005 @ 6:59 pm |
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i don’t understand joke 4! it’s a good joke but am not sure if your skitting the blonde bcoz she’s fik and she doesn’t realize that all her childrens second names r the same or if the joke is that she’s a slag and she has 10 children to 10 different men and they all have different name??????????sum1 plz explain plz!!!!! lol
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| From: |
mike depencildik on February 25, 2005 @ 11:30 pm |
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the kids all have different last names (surnames) |
| From: |
U won't know on March 3, 2005 @ 11:31 pm |
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Kool one,,,
By the way...
Y would a blond come up to this page to read these jokes about dumb blonds?
To remind herself how dumb she is |
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