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The Blonde Quickes
Posted by: billybob on February 12, 2005 @ 1:32 am
Why was the blondes belly button bruised?
Because her boyfriend was a blonde.
Why do blondes drive bmw’s?
They cant spell porsche.
Wat do u call a blonde with half a brain?
Gifted.
wats the best part of marrying a blonde?
u can park in the handicapped space
how do u know when blondes have been using a dishwasher?
the drain’s clogged with papper plates
what do blondes use for protection?
a bus shelter
Why can’t a blonde dial 9-1-1?
Cause she can’t even dial 11.
Why did the blonde freeze to death at the drive in movie?
She went to see CLOSED FOR THE SEASON.
Why did the blonde write "TGIF" on her shoes?
To remind her that "toes go in first."
A Blonde and a brunette were walking outside when the brunette
said, "Oh, look at the dead bird." The Blonde looked up and said, "Where?"
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| From: |
fay on February 15, 2005 @ 2:18 pm |
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there sweet but could be beter |
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bobo on February 16, 2005 @ 5:04 pm |
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those are awesome and you should keep them cumming lol
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bob on February 18, 2005 @ 11:20 am |
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"wats the best part of marrying a blonde?
u can park in the handicapped space "
I took this to mean two things. |
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blonde on February 18, 2005 @ 9:54 pm |
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funny-but harsh |
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WaTeVr on February 19, 2005 @ 6:07 pm |
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HOLA. |
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dirtbikin babe on February 19, 2005 @ 6:43 pm |
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them are all really awesome but i have already heard them and ya it was like a year ago when i did hear them but they are good so you should keep tryin!! :P |
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shithead@fuckme.com on February 20, 2005 @ 3:13 am |
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fucking oldest joke ever you peace of shit
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| From: |
whatever on February 24, 2005 @ 4:19 pm |
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some are good but most are shit and dont make any scence |
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hot chick on March 15, 2005 @ 11:05 am |
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some are funny but the others are old and retarded |
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hmm on January 16, 2006 @ 5:56 pm |
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there not that good
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