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tv or mircowave
Posted by: Laura on February 20, 2005 @ 1:42 pm

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There was a blonde who needed a t.v so she walked into a store and asked if she could buy a t.v,the manager said we dont sell to blondes so she died her hair red and went in and she asked if she could buy the t.v the manager said no,we dont sell to blondes,so she dyed her hair black and asked if she could buy the t.v the stre manager said no,we dont sell to blondes and the blonde said but im not blonde the manager said yes you are because that is not a t.v its a microwave.





i hop u like it 0_0


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From: pennfield6708 on February 23, 2005 @ 8:35 am
Comment: what are you in fuckin third grade what the hell stupid ass

From: just someone on February 23, 2005 @ 9:22 am
Comment: no, i didnt like it >:-(

From: sempai c. on February 24, 2005 @ 5:58 pm
Comment: i liked it but i’ve heard it already but good try

From: morgan on February 24, 2005 @ 8:10 pm
Comment: sorry i have heard the joke before so it wasnt as good as the first time

From: me on February 28, 2005 @ 6:05 pm
Comment: stupid fuckin joke

From: someone on March 4, 2005 @ 1:48 am
Comment: Don’t put the punchline in the title!

From: wooow on March 12, 2005 @ 2:24 pm
Comment: There was 3 guys walking down a road wit nothing to eat. A mexican,canadian,and american. After a couple hours they come across a fruit farm. They stuff themselves with fruits until the farmer comes out. He says "im in a good mood today so im gonna give u guys a chance to live. What u have to do is stick 100 of your favorite food ur your butt. So the american picks cherrys. He gets up to 73 then bursts out laughing, the farmer kills him. The canadian picks grapes. He gets up to 94 then bursts out laughing, the farmer kills him to. There at heavan when an angel asks them "why did u guys start laughing?" They say at the same time...... We saw the mexican with "Watermelons"

   
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