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Investigation
Posted by: Rockx on February 22, 2005 @ 7:18 am

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INTERVIEW FOR PRIVATE DETECTIVE

1ST INTERVIEWEE - INDIAN

The Interviewer : Who killed jesus Chirst

Indian : (after thinking for a while and confirming its not a tricky question said) JEWS

The Interviewer : Ok...Thank You. We will call you if your are shortlisted

Indian : (COnfused thought that there might be something fishy)

2nd Interviewee - Blonde

The Interviewer : Who Killed Jesus Chirst

Blonde: I know this is a tricky question (after thinking for 5 min. said) It is very confusing and tricky, I will need another half Hour to answer you.

The Interviewer patiently said : Ok Take your time but make it quick

After Half Hour the Blonde says

"I have broken my head on this question, if your permit i would like to come back to you tomorrow evening with all the answers"

The Interviewer totally confused and sacrstically said ok

The Indian waiting outside was confused and sad that he was not able to think as the Blonde.

In the evening The Indian Called the Blonde;s Home and her boyfried answered the phone.

The Indian Asked for the Blonde, the Boy friend said " No you can talk to her now, she is busy"

The Indian asked busy for what !

The Boyfriend said: she went forn an interview today for a Private Detective and she got the Job.
Now she is carrying out an investigation.

The Indian Very confused asked What Investigation?

The Boyfriend said "An investigation on the murder of Jesus Chirst"


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From: oh gee... on February 23, 2005 @ 8:24 am
Comment: One fat stupid American woman comes to the doctor and on her head there is a frog.

And doctor asks:
- What is with you?
- I don’t know... some shit did stick to my ass... (answers the frog)

From: moka on February 24, 2005 @ 8:06 pm
Comment: its hilarious

From: Dannielle Tucker on February 26, 2005 @ 12:29 pm
Comment: Learn to spell fucknuckle!!!!

From: No name on February 28, 2005 @ 6:17 pm
Comment: if you’re gonna spell something spell it right ’K" other than that it was pretty funny but dont think about becoming a comedian K

From: me on March 2, 2005 @ 12:20 pm
Comment: haaahahahaha the american fat lady one yeah thats good

   
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