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hairdresser
Posted by: alexa schneider on March 11, 2005 @ 8:50 pm

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A blonde walks into the hairdresser wearing a pair of headphones and she says to the lady at the counter "I need a hair-cutt." The lady says "sure! but I need you to take off your headphones." The blonde says i can’t if i do I’ll die" and the hairdresser says "Fine I’ll see what i can do." She then leaves and comes back to show the blonde to a chair where a friendly lady is waiting to do her hair. When the blonde walks to her the lady says " I need you to take your headphones off so when the blonde sits down she takes off here headphones with a scared look in her face.
3 minutes later the blonde is on the floor choking and gaging!

The hairdresser leans down to pick up the headphones when from inside the headphones she hears breath in, breath out, breath in, breath out!!!!!!!!


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From: sexy jenna is sexy on March 15, 2005 @ 12:19 pm
Comment: thats rude i’m a blonde myself tell me where you live i will kill you

From: blonde and hotter on March 15, 2005 @ 1:44 pm
Comment: JENNA DAT is harsh it aint all dat RUDE im a blonde i no how 2 take a joke weva der bout me personalyt or blondes der sumtimes actully funnt we can make exceptions 4 plp like her but most blondes no how 2 have fun

From: Hot Chick on March 15, 2005 @ 4:49 pm
Comment: CHILL OUT JENNA

From: hawaiian pryde on March 17, 2005 @ 10:25 pm
Comment: hey sistuh, pretty funny stuff! and for Jenna, no worries and relax. iif your blonde and you dont like blonde jokes, then whyda fuck are ya on the blonde joke?

From: blonde 4 lyfe! on March 18, 2005 @ 10:49 am
Comment: Hey jenna chill. Im blonde and know how to take a joke! If you dont like it then ohwell

From: blonde and hotter on March 27, 2005 @ 1:42 pm
Comment: Yer u on a blonde joke dats cos shes so thick she fort shed be able 2 take it but obvisly not

From: gangsta jake an will on June 7, 2005 @ 9:00 am
Comment: ur joke was wick jenna just chill ur A stupid blonde

From: JENNA HATER on June 7, 2005 @ 9:01 am
Comment: UR A STUPID BLOND GET OVER IT U DI*K AN GET A HAIR DIE

From: MR JESSOPS on June 7, 2005 @ 9:03 am
Comment: U BLONDE SLAG U DICK U PICK GET OVER IT ITS JUST A JOKE

From: FUNNY MAN on June 7, 2005 @ 9:04 am
Comment: WHEN DO BONDES HAVE 2 BRAINCELLS WEN THEY ARE PREGANT HA HA HA

From: simon on January 16, 2006 @ 4:16 pm
Comment: Great blonde joke!-"what do you call a bald guy at a barbers shop?-usually barber!"
"Two nits(head lice)on a persons hair and one says to the other-’it’s nice here-but I might be going to Greece for my holidays!’"
a van full of wigs were reported stolen last night in the London area=police will be combing the area!
"join the army-and get a free haicut!"
paddy answers the phone-""hello paddy-it’s mick here-just to tell you-your brother tommy has died"-(paddy starts crying and wailing,very upset-and mick continues-"his hair a funny red colour!">

   
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