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A Horseback Ride
Posted by: Christina on March 15, 2005 @ 11:41 am
A horseback ride
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse’s mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse’s neck, but she slides down
the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly ignorant of its slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot becomes entangled in the stirrup, and she is now at the mercy of the horse’s pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over. As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune, Bobby, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her and unplugs the horse.
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molly on March 15, 2005 @ 2:27 pm |
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LMAO Holy shit that was fuckin funny...... |
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jordan on March 15, 2005 @ 10:50 pm |
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haha thats funny |
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shadow on March 16, 2005 @ 2:13 pm |
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I heard that joke about one milliom times and it never gets old!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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shadow on March 16, 2005 @ 2:13 pm |
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I heard that joke about one milliom times and it never gets old!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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crash on March 16, 2005 @ 8:35 pm |
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that was funny i liked it
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Chelsey on March 17, 2005 @ 2:39 pm |
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LMAO That was great!! |
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reeve on March 17, 2005 @ 10:21 pm |
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the fuck? stupid ass shit |
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fuck off reeve!!!! on March 18, 2005 @ 10:32 am |
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hilarious dude! |
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shadow on March 18, 2005 @ 11:53 am |
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I heard that joke about one milliom times and it never gets old!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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SoupNazi on March 19, 2005 @ 12:25 pm |
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whats LOL? |
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SoupNazi on March 19, 2005 @ 12:26 pm |
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whatts LMAO?
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| From: |
Hot Chick on March 19, 2005 @ 12:48 pm |
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To SoupNazi,lol is laugh out loud and lmao is laugh my ass off |
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aka: shorty man on March 22, 2005 @ 6:12 pm |
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you have the best shit
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dark mistress on March 24, 2005 @ 12:10 pm |
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That’s a really good joke. Keep them coming. |
| From: |
Stone Cold on March 29, 2005 @ 9:23 am |
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Christina, we can always count on a good one from you. |
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christina on March 31, 2005 @ 2:50 pm |
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Thanks guys, it’s nice to finally hear something pleasant.. :) |
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shayla and Kelly on April 17, 2005 @ 1:54 am |
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That was good one lol |
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