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Blonde guy
Posted by: Christina on March 15, 2005 @ 1:34 pm
The very
The very first ever Blonde GUY joke ... and well worth the wait!
An Irishman, a Mexican and a blonde guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch I’m going to jump off this building."
The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I’m going to jump off, too."
The blond opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again. If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I’m jumping too." The next day the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage and jumped to his death.
The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito and jumped too.
The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.
At the funeral the Irishman’s wife was weeping. She said, "If I’d known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!"
The Mexican’s wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn’t realize he hated burritos so much."
Everyone turned and stared at the blonde’s wife.
Are you ready for it....................
It’s worth the wait.
Here it comes..............................
"Hey, don’t look at me," she said, "he makes his own lunch."
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molly on March 15, 2005 @ 2:27 pm |
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that’s great. Finally a joke against blonde guys.... |
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Hot Chick on March 15, 2005 @ 4:34 pm |
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boring i’ve heard it a million times |
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nicole on March 15, 2005 @ 7:24 pm |
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thats awsome now people will make fun of bum blonds insted of me ttoo hahaha!!!!!! |
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Piper on March 16, 2005 @ 3:49 pm |
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Cool neva heard a joke aginst a blonde guy b4. blonde guys deserve it more dan women |
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Jimmy on March 16, 2005 @ 5:48 pm |
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its fuck up |
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good one on March 17, 2005 @ 1:03 am |
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LOL Ive heard this one before but I think it is pretty funny so I am glad I got to read it again :P well good day to you ^^! |
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sexy jenna is sexy on March 17, 2005 @ 1:05 pm |
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if jimmy hates it so do i |
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Nin on March 17, 2005 @ 7:03 pm |
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Ha! that was weird |
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Jill on March 18, 2005 @ 6:10 pm |
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it was so cool!!!! i cant belive some of yall dont like it!!! it was da bomb!!!!! i am a blonde so i am glad there is one for guys! |
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bubba on March 19, 2005 @ 7:10 pm |
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jenna u r retarded u must b a blonde becuz u cant make ur own decisions!
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Nikita on March 21, 2005 @ 1:53 am |
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that was good! i havent heard a good blond guy joke before... anyways it was good
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blonde baby on March 22, 2005 @ 12:24 am |
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that was just like not even funny at all
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| From: |
lala on March 22, 2005 @ 11:37 pm |
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hey blonde baby ur just mad because ur a blond
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| From: |
emily on March 24, 2005 @ 10:33 am |
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heeelllooo
wot the hell does retard meen? can some1 plz tell me |
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Hot Chick on March 24, 2005 @ 8:20 pm |
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Emily are you blonde |
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liz on April 2, 2005 @ 12:43 am |
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that was sooooo funny man.....fuckin hilarious! this was actually the first blonde guy joke that i’ve ever heard, so i thought it was real funny!!!! |
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retard on April 4, 2005 @ 11:49 am |
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its cute....i like it very much!!!!...im a meixcano tooavcer kfkawerhpuawcifvhsazrngeouwa4gth5ovchgw6rjm4k86r6y6yrrysshmtrnn sfdbn |
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Martha Sue on April 4, 2005 @ 11:53 am |
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I find that this joke is very inapropriate and obsene. Being the Christian woman that I am, I cannot speak the words of hatret I feel towards all of you. But I can tell you this much...you will all burn in hell
LOVE YA! |
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Robert Boss on April 4, 2005 @ 11:57 am |
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Hey Nikita, are you black cuz your name sounds like it! GeT cHu HurR dId |
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blonde guy 214 on April 7, 2005 @ 6:41 pm |
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haha, its funny reading a blonde joke towards a blonde guy finally. It’s also funny how most dark haired guys make fun of blonde guys cause they’re mad ugly and they’re just jelous. ;) |
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chris on May 25, 2005 @ 1:37 pm |
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i’ve heard alot of jokes,this is one of the best.its just tear jerking funny. |
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