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A Few Blonde Jokes
Posted by: Kerry on March 22, 2005 @ 3:19 pm
A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The brunette goes up to the bar tender and ask him for a "ML"
"ML? ML? Whats an ML?" He asks her after wracking his brain trying to figure it out.
"DUH! Miller Light," she answers rudely.
So after handing the brunette her drink the redhead takes her turn at the bar...
"I’d like BW please,’’ she states while fluffing her hair.
"BW? BW? What’s a BW?" He asks her while raising his hands in a confused gesture.
Rolling her eyes she states, "DUH! Bud Wiser." Snatching her drink she walks away to sit at a table with the brunette.
By now the blonde has made up her mind what she wants. So she walks up to the bar tender and says, "Yeah...uhm, I’d like a 7&7."
"7&7? 7&7? What the...? Whats a...? 7&7?" Hes now scratching his head and is uber confused. "Alright lady... I give. Whats a 7&7?"
Her reply, "DUH! 15"
(hint add 7+7) |
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laura on March 24, 2005 @ 10:25 am |
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thats alright for u but 7+7 is 14 not 15 |
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charlotte on March 24, 2005 @ 1:22 pm |
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theres three girls who are in line too be shot, but first they get to talk to the gudge. 1s a brunette, blonde and redhead. the gudge says " is there any thing you want to say before you get shot?"
"yes" says the brunette. "i’d like to say.. oh god.... TWISTER!!!!"
every 1 turns round and the brunette runs away.
they then ask the redhead if she would like to say any thing.
"please" says the redhead. " before i die ..... TITLE WAVE !!!!"
again every 1 turns round and the redhead runs away.
the blonde then realizes what there doing.
they ask the blonde if she would like to say any thing.
"yeah" she says " for my last words ...... aaarrrhhh !!! FIRE!!"
and they then shot her. |
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charlie warllie on March 24, 2005 @ 1:23 pm |
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theres three girls who are in line too be shot, but first they get to talk to the gudge. 1s a brunette, blonde and redhead. the gudge says " is there any thing you want to say before you get shot?"
"yes" says the brunette. "i’d like to say.. oh god.... TWISTER!!!!"
every 1 turns round and the brunette runs away.
they then ask the redhead if she would like to say any thing.
"please" says the redhead. " before i die ..... TITLE WAVE !!!!"
again every 1 turns round and the redhead runs away.
the blonde then realizes what there doing.
they ask the blonde if she would like to say any thing.
"yeah" she says " for my last words ...... aaarrrhhh !!! FIRE!!"
and they then shot her. |
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blonde and hotter on March 26, 2005 @ 12:52 pm |
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xellent joke charlie x x |
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stinky slim on March 26, 2005 @ 10:09 pm |
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as expressed in earlier jokes i said i prefer women who don’t bath. the more smelly the better. nothing turns me on more than a women whose breath smells like it hasn’t been brushed for weeks. if there are any women out there who also enjoy pungent oders and smelly nutsacs please comment. |
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Dirt Licker on March 26, 2005 @ 10:13 pm |
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i love dirty nuts |
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Sundenly qter on January 16, 2006 @ 4:29 pm |
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here is a joke
A blonde and a redhead are on a plane
the redhead is bored so she says "hey i no everyriddle if u tell me a riddle i can’t guess i’ll give u a 100 is i lwin u give me 1 dollar"
"Ok ummm what goes up and down changes it’s colour and eats anything" blonde repiles
the redhead emails every1 she knows and still can’t get the answer. "what’s the answer and i’ll give u ur 100 dollars"
Blonde hands over a dollar |
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