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mail man and a blonde
Posted by: BBQ on March 24, 2005 @ 6:30 pm
| There’s this mail man it’s his last day and he’s retiring and well he goes 2 tha first house and asked tha people what they got for him they gave him $20, and they say "we’re really gonna miss u." He walks off. He goes to tha second house and asks tha people what they have for him and they give him a box and they say" we’re gonna miss havin u round." He walks off. Then he comes to tha third house and there is a woman standing in tha door way and he asks her what she has for him and she says hard core sex, and they go inside and have sex. Then acouple hours later she makes him breakfast and gives him some coffee and she puts a dollar under tha cup and he says "Whats tha dollar for?" she says" well I asked my husband what I should get u for ur retirement and he said, Fuck him give him a dollar." " But tha breakfast was my idea. |
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Liz on April 2, 2005 @ 12:13 am |
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now that’s funny! |
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