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Lottery Winner...
Posted by: Roy on May 8, 2005 @ 9:52 am
You know some of the funniest jokes are real life experiences, and this did happen a few years back to a manager who was always playing tricks on people... One day they repaid him in kind, listen to this.
This manager was always playing jokes on his friends, staff and anyone he chose to play gotcha with... One day his staff and him were out having lunch farewelling an employee, and they thought they’d play a trick on him.
Now about ten of them were part of a lottery syndicate at work, and they were entered in a $20 Million jackpot lottery. So they arranged with the waitress to come out and casually say, "Hey guys, I’ve got the winning numbers for last night’s lottery if you’d like to check them." And then drop the slip of paper of paper (with six of their numbers written down) on the table near the manager.
Well, no one reacted but he snuck a look at the numbers, thought they looked a bit familiar, pulled out his lottery ticket to take a look and nearly had a fit when he checked the numbers! Somehow, he stayed cool and never said a word, but you could he was excited (this is true!)
The time came along to say cheerio to the employee that was leaving, and by now all the pranksters were wondering what’s he up to?
Anyway, the manager stands up to say his bit, and he starts off by saying, "Well, Bob’s leaving us today, and he might as well because he’s a lazy arsehole and won’t be missed. Don’t look shocked, becuase if the truth is known most of you are the same and wouldn’t work in an iron-lung you bunch of wankers! Matter of fact, there’s only person I’ve got any time for and that’s Sally in reception, and we’ve been having a secret affair for years. Well now I don’t give a rats arse what you think because I’m leaving you today as well. I quit!" And with a big smile he sat down.
No one said anything for a couple of minutes, and then they started howling with laughter, and then someone told him it was a setup, "Hey boss, we gotcha!" You’d have thought he was going to pass out, and Sally was bawling her eyes out. He couldn’t recover, the secret was out!
He did leave the firm that day, then his wife and kids left him, and Sally was sacked also, but she left to go and live with her Mother. |
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Alcibiades on June 3, 2005 @ 12:43 pm |
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if that IS actually true that’s a very very amusing story... tho i feel slightly bad for the boss but if i was cheating, fuck him :P |
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lottery winner on July 21, 2005 @ 7:14 pm |
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just my luck now im on the internet. cheers mate |
| From: |
jayne on August 7, 2005 @ 8:15 pm |
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POOR fucking boss’ oh well he got what was coming! would of liked to have been there though! |
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brian on October 18, 2005 @ 10:40 pm |
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Thats a load of bullshit
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