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paddy and murphy
Posted by: magpie on July 17, 2005 @ 9:27 am
| paddy and murphy go for an interview at there local shopping centre where B+Q is and halfords and aload of other shops are.The interveiw is at halfords and they both walk in,the manager says "hi the boys,murphy, come threw and we will start straight away with the test". As Murphy walks in the test begins, the manager asks ramdom questions for murphy, maths first says the manager 2+2? murphy says 4, 4+4, murphy says 8 , 8+8 murphy says 16. the manager says correct, physics next murphy, here are a load of fire works, go and make the biggest possible noise you can make. Five minutes laters theres a massive explosion BANG BOOM!!the manager says "FUCKING HELL,how did you do that? " murphy replies i stck them altogether.fair anuf says the manager,last test now, how many letters in the alphabet? murphy says 26.brilliant says the boss, you got the job.send paddy in next please,paddt goes in.hi there paddy?paddy says hi(in a nervous voice). The boss explains what he`s going to be asking and paddy calms down a little bit."maths first says the boss".2+2 paddy says 4, 4+4 paddy says 8, 8+8 paddy says 16, correct says the boss.next is physics paddy, heres a load of fire works, go out side and make the biggest possible noice that you can imagine of, paddy goes out thinking of what he can do,30mins later the was an massive explosion BANG BOOM BANG. The manager says,FUCK ME, how the hell did you get it that loud? paddy says "easy" "stuck them altogether" fair enough says the manager.The last test now paddy is english,"ok says paddy2 how many letters in the alphabet explains the boss "ummm2paddys thinking says "theres 24 in the alphabet" the boss lowers his head and says "sorry paddy, you havnt got the job", why asks paddy, the boss says theres 26 letters in the alphabet ,paddys shouts FUCKIN ANIT,I JUST BLEW B+Q UP!!!!!! |
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jon on July 20, 2005 @ 11:44 am |
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good joke, maybe a little to long,but it was funny which counts.lol
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| From: |
beard on September 2, 2005 @ 1:44 pm |
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gud joke
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| From: |
sarah on September 12, 2005 @ 2:24 am |
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what a shit joke, 2 long winded n jus borin! |
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jord on October 11, 2005 @ 5:16 pm |
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lol funny joke but goes on abit too long |
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Dick Richard on October 13, 2005 @ 4:33 pm |
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I just wish you people would learn to spell properly. It offends my senses to read this juvenile trash. |
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