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The anatomy of Bowling
Posted by: Tim Hahn on March 27, 2004 @ 5:37 pm

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Bob wanted to start bowling, so his friend Fred decided to go ahead and teach him about it. "first" he says, "you have to line your feet up with the center pin. Next, roll the ball down and try to knock down as many pins as you can, but DO NOT knock all of them down, or they cheat you out of your second ball!


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From: Jim on April 4, 2004 @ 3:43 pm
Comment: BEST JOKE EVER!

From: beetaljuice on April 9, 2004 @ 8:02 pm
Comment: good joke laghed out load

From: antony on May 17, 2004 @ 7:08 am
Comment: dat woz absoluterly crap

From: Buddy on May 18, 2004 @ 12:42 pm
Comment:
really not funny.

From: BigBadBob on May 18, 2004 @ 5:50 pm
Comment: Pretty, as in poor.

From: shan2007@yahoo.com on May 26, 2004 @ 8:49 am
Comment: NOT THE BEST JOKE I HURED TODAY

From: dan on May 30, 2004 @ 4:42 pm
Comment: hahahahahahahaahahahahaha that joke was soo funny it made forget what it means to
b amused if u didn notice im bein sarcastic.


WORST JOKE EVER

From: scamalan on July 14, 2004 @ 2:44 pm
Comment: hello u iz stupid durr hello u iz very stupid durr durr durr wot iz wrong wit u u r not funny

From: butthole surfer on August 13, 2004 @ 7:40 pm
Comment: you guys are all pretty immature. and the joke was pretty lame.

From: Leonard Rees on September 20, 2004 @ 11:39 am
Comment: This is the sort of joke a 3rd rate disc jokey would tell over the airwaves

From: jordan on October 7, 2004 @ 10:17 pm
Comment: i agree with dan

From: kevin b on October 16, 2004 @ 12:02 pm
Comment: this is a type of joke u tell at a senior citizens party, when their all plastered.

From: KYLIE on October 21, 2004 @ 4:21 pm
Comment: iT SUCKED

From: looper dumb on November 21, 2004 @ 6:06 pm
Comment: i thout that was horrible

From: steph on December 9, 2004 @ 11:15 pm
Comment: lame lame

From: Chi city on December 13, 2004 @ 1:51 am
Comment: that was fuckin lame!

From: mike on December 18, 2004 @ 9:30 am
Comment: vagina

From: 170 average on December 31, 2004 @ 2:18 am
Comment: That’s actually what I do when I’m working on my 6-7-10 split.

From: labi'rinse on February 5, 2005 @ 6:28 pm
Comment: This joke is a prime example of why the net is so huge - people actually think we want the net full of detritus like this! This joke wouldn’t make a joke book. It wouldn’t even make the "reader’s jokes" page of a kid’s comic book that only sold 26 copies a week. In fact it’s so bad it wouldn’t make it into a Christmas cracker - even a Tesco Value Christmas Cracker. It’s so bad that if anyone ever dared tell it in public they would be beaten to a pulp - even in a Pacifist Rally or a Papal Communion.

From: Da Bomb on February 11, 2005 @ 6:32 pm
Comment: My farts are funnier than that.

From: Double D's on February 14, 2005 @ 12:55 pm
Comment: Just plain DUMB.

From: sssxxx on March 11, 2005 @ 2:34 pm
Comment: Good shit.. I liked it.. better than the rest of em on this board~

From: Loki on March 30, 2005 @ 3:20 am
Comment: *blink blink* Are you like a record player? I mean if I bitch slap you around a little bit will you type better jokes??? Serial...

From: SLO on April 12, 2005 @ 4:56 pm
Comment: DID NOT UNDERSTAND THE JOKE..........MAYBE THATS WHY THE CALL ME SLO!!

From: w00t-er on May 5, 2005 @ 11:38 pm
Comment: god damit u fucking idiots why does nobody ever understand these jokes!?
u fucking losers its funny if u understand! omfg........




DUMBASSES!!!!!!
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From: heavy drinker on May 5, 2005 @ 11:51 pm
Comment: that sucked

From: julio on June 11, 2005 @ 10:24 pm
Comment: I get more laughs reading the comments than the jokes.If you people don’t know how 2 spell you have a feature on your computer that checks your spelling before you send your comments.maybe your all wanna b blondes.

From: smiles to all on June 14, 2005 @ 9:06 am
Comment: I think rewritten, this sounds a little better:

rewritten:

Bob wanted to learn how to bowl so his BLONDE friend Karen decided she would be the one to teach him all about it. "First" she said, "you have to line your feet up with the center pin. Next, roll the ball down and try to knock down as many pins as you can, but DO NOT knock all of them down, or they will cheat you out of your second ball!"


From: shoppingcart on June 16, 2005 @ 3:52 pm
Comment: I agree with Buddy

From: break a sweat on June 22, 2005 @ 1:12 pm
Comment: Ha ha ha, the blonde joke just makes more sense!

From: matt on July 25, 2005 @ 3:02 pm
Comment: i would rather bowl gutters then this dumb joke

   
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