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Too Many Blonde Jokes ....
Posted by: Jane on April 23, 2005 @ 2:24 pm
Whats brown,blue and lying in a ditch?
A brunette thats told too many blonde jokes :D |
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Sam on April 28, 2005 @ 3:12 pm |
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Lol. I like it. It’s funny! |
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blonde n proud on May 3, 2005 @ 3:19 pm |
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I like it, thts so true! blondes are so hotta |
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Sierra on May 4, 2005 @ 9:16 pm |
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hmm you all are on crack...who cares some blondes are prettier than brunettes and some brunettes are prettier than blondes...get over yourselves, geesh. |
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heavy drinker on May 5, 2005 @ 11:28 pm |
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i agree w/ sierra
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dave on May 13, 2005 @ 10:26 pm |
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brunettes are way hotter than blondes wtf you talkin about |
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Goodie Girl on May 18, 2005 @ 10:07 pm |
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DMAN RIGHT WE ARE HOTTER AND WE ARE SMARTER. oh and by the way whats bloond, red and lieing in a garbage can?? no takers well its a bloond who got her ass kicked by a brunette. |
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Jeff on May 19, 2005 @ 11:46 pm |
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Lmao goodie girl.
Where is your evidence that your hotter and smarter?
You are probably a fat, lonely, internet whore who has no life and wouldn’t get a guys attention anyway.
BLONDES ARE BETTER |
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da brunette on May 22, 2005 @ 5:50 pm |
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everyone thinks they the shit talking trash about a fucking hair color some of us aren’t true blondes or brunettes ppl say blondes have more fun some say brunettes do it really doesn’t matter i mean come on hair clor does not determine how much fun we have i am a brunette and have alot of blonde friends they are crazi so ya i have more fun wen i am round them but i also have fun with all my brunette friends soem ppl say that i am soo crazi sometimes that i have blonde roots now really wat does that mean that blondes are the crazi ones we all ae crazi at one point in our lives well juss had to put my two cent in ohh ya here is a lil extra pennie
BRUNETTES DO IT BETTER***lol |
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total hottie on May 23, 2005 @ 2:18 pm |
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everyone knows blondes are way hotter!!!! why do u think they got all the guys? |
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LordAndMaster on May 24, 2005 @ 8:28 pm |
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i think it doesnt matter what hair color u have it definitely doesnt determine how smart u are or anything else....god all you people saying "blondes" are all hotter that isnt necessarily true.....some arent.....and all you people saying "brunettes" are smarter that isnt true either.....so get the fuck over yourselfs you all act like monkeys with machetes
~~~~You all suck~~~~~ |
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Tyrone on May 25, 2005 @ 9:11 pm |
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I agree with da brunnette but I prefere Asians and Hawaians |
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Tyrone on May 25, 2005 @ 9:11 pm |
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I agree with da brunnette but I prefere Asians |
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blondebitch on May 30, 2005 @ 9:46 am |
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lk plp nearly all ma m8s r blonde but i have 1 whos brunette and she can have just as much fun as we do so!!but plp say blondes r dumb well dats just cos day dnt sit in a libary all day dey live der lives 2 da max.so relli we do have mre fun ~luv ya~x x |
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Brunette hottie on May 31, 2005 @ 3:08 pm |
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okay that joke is just plain stupid if a hair color determines how you act then what happens if you dye ur hair huh r u supposed to get stupider or smarter |
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s. on June 3, 2005 @ 1:34 am |
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i thought that this koke was really funny and i’m a blonde and some of the brunettes can’t compare so they say stupid shit and i will beat any bitches ass who says different. |
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blonde one on June 17, 2005 @ 12:39 pm |
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well actually blondes are just better al around. And besides all of america must feel that way because they always call girls with blonde hair and blue eyes all american girls. Blondes are hotter so get the fuck over it!
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FashilleDizzle on June 19, 2005 @ 4:59 am |
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Ok look, heres the thing that makes me mad... Yall ppl like 2 sit around on yall lazy ass’s and fuck around. I mean I’m a brunette and I’m not stupid, not dumb, AND I’m not jeouls of any blone’s out there ok none of them have tits or ass. Seriously mostly all the blone’s in holly Wood that have big tits arn’t even blonds they are brunettes that die her hair blond. So ppl like me really have the nice body’s and the blonde’s take all the credit for it. I’m SO mad right now at everyone who is reading this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yamean
Holla!! |
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Brittany Roberts! on June 24, 2005 @ 7:26 am |
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It was a great joke!!!LOL!!!
I thought that it was cool!!!
To all of them people that did not like it here is a little message: Get over your self. And somthing to finish it off with: Blondes are way hotter than brunette chix!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SENT ON: 24/6/05!!!
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JustaGuy on June 25, 2005 @ 5:38 am |
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You guys are taking this joke wayyyyy to seriously .... its just a joke, deal with it! Everyone is entitles to their own opinion ... |
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brunettesareprettier on June 30, 2005 @ 12:53 am |
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to blonde one: america calls girls with blond hair and blue eyes all american girls b/c when the ppl from england first moved here and made colonies they were mostly blonde and blue eyed b/c they were english! not b/c they are better all around! if native americans would have kept america then the all american girl would not be blonde and blue eyed would she? idiot! i am sick of some of u blondes! sorry but blondes are not better all around. i’ve seen more prettier brunettes in my life than blondes and now a days everyone is turning blonde b/c they’re stupid and think it will make them hotter but IT WONT! having blonde hair does not = prettier!!!!!!!! its a fucking hair color and will not change ur face if its already ugly. why are some of the most beautiful models brunette?? think adriana lima. sorry i just had to take it all out. arrrggggg! get fucking over yourself fucking britney spears look alike girls! (she’s not even a real blonde) |
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the devil on June 30, 2005 @ 12:58 am |
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blondes tend to be generic. brunettes are more beautiful. |
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Nik on July 1, 2005 @ 11:19 pm |
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I think all blondes need to realize that BLONDE IS OUT! Look around.. all the celebs are going darker? coinsidence ( if you blondes dont know what that means u can look it up on www.dictionary.com)... think not! lol |
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BratNat on July 11, 2005 @ 10:42 am |
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u all need to get over yourselves. don’t u have something better to do than talk shit about each other. seriously how old r u all? |
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Katie on July 24, 2005 @ 8:56 pm |
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BLONES R BETTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HAV EVIDENCE :
1. ONLY 1/20 OF BLONDES ARE NATURAL BLONDES; THIS MEANS THAT 19/20 OF BLONDES R REALLY BRUNETTES OR REDHEADS IN DISGUISE & DESPERATE 2 B BLONDE!!!!!!!!!
2. LADS GO 4 BLONDES BCOZ EVERYBODY LOVES A BLONDE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OH AND DID I MENTION . . . . . . . . . IM LUCKY ENOUGH 2 BE NATURALLY BLONDE HA HA
2 ANY1 WHO IZ ALSO NATURALLY BLONDE ISNT IT JUST GR8?
C YA
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brunettebabe on July 24, 2005 @ 8:57 pm |
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omg u r all a bunch of idiots hair color does mean a damn thing about how u act, how much fun u r , whose better at doin it, or how smart u r. so i really dont c why we’re all fighting about somthing so stupid. |
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carrot head luv ya on July 28, 2005 @ 1:42 pm |
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i thought that we were talin about the joke not whos beter at doing this and that. what
happend. And Alos nobody wants to listen to your sex lives any way. What are brunetts
doing on this web site anyway?
plus thats an old joke. who ever decided that blones were stupid any way
luv ya Brunettes and blondes
given this message from red head |
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swine on July 28, 2005 @ 2:41 pm |
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good joke,I like it maybe because it destroys the stereotypes,whereof I am fed up.You? |
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hotwhatevercolouriam on August 2, 2005 @ 12:07 pm |
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Ya’ all punks out there peep this. If being a peroxide bitch makes you hot, then are you saying all those fat and inceredibly ugly bitches out there who were born blonde are hot? How bout fat ugly bitches who decides to go blonde? I don’t think so. Personally, hair colour don’t mean shit if you work out have a nice body and are born pretty I think that’s hot. I don’t understand people who prefers fake tits and peroxide bitch over some natural beauties. So it’s either you’re born with it, or not. And for ya’ll peroxide bitches who thinks you’re all that get the fuck over yourself man you’re living in a bubble where your world revolves around ’Me, Myself and I’. I am fed up with this stupid shit man |
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sandra on August 3, 2005 @ 6:10 pm |
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hey im the chick under you hot whatever colour youare where are you from and i agree with you!
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fineassbrunnetefromt on August 3, 2005 @ 6:10 pm |
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katie your fucking stupid and you need to get slapped i bet i can pull more guys than you bitch |
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Im just that cpp; on August 3, 2005 @ 6:11 pm |
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Get over it all u suckers!
IM BRUNETTE BE! ... BE Jealous!
Brunettes are just that cool n theres nuthin u can do about it! |
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jackie on August 5, 2005 @ 3:00 pm |
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y r u getting jokes off of other sites u dumb ass i heard that joke befor so stop copying dumbass all and iam a blonde so y would i lie y r u copying |
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Devilsown666 on August 7, 2005 @ 8:16 pm |
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blondes, brunettes, redheads are all hot but most guys preffer blondes because they abstract with there boobs. brunettes because the face and red heads for there energy. i my self prefer a funny ok looking girl that is brunette or red head. color dosent mater its wat u c |
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peenu on August 9, 2005 @ 3:24 pm |
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ACTUALLY the only reason why "lads" like blondes are because they are easy ...yea yea sterio typical but who the hell isnt? its in human nature |
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LLO on August 10, 2005 @ 2:23 am |
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i’m blonde and i love being blonde i don’t get y ya’ll r gettin all worked up about something as dumb as ur hair color it’s just a color and a lot of people don’t even have their own natural color i don’t like blonde jokes but i think some of them r funny like the one about the blonde in a row boat that’s some good stuff i have to put up with blonde jokes so y r all u brunettes getting mad about one joke about them? |
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blondesowhat? on August 10, 2005 @ 1:22 pm |
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i’m blonde n’ i’v got loadz brunette m8s n’ there all fab n’ gorge n’ i’v got loadz blonde m8s n’ there also so much fun and stunnin, so i don’t know y every1’s arguein, we’re all different! lyk take lyndsy lohan she natrualli red head n’ is gorge n’ when shes turnd blonde still luks nice!! hair colour jus changed hu u r as a person so every1 jus get over it plz! lv ya all (w/e hair colour u r!)
xxxxxxxxxxxxxXXXXXXxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx |
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Ashlea on August 12, 2005 @ 1:09 pm |
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You people that care about theses stupid blonde jokes are realy tha joke cause what type of f***ing idiot would care about what every1 else thinks. The people tellin tha jokes about the other hair color are just makin fool outta each otha
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pimpette4lyfe on August 12, 2005 @ 1:10 pm |
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ok... i waz reading all your stupid shit ima brunette!!! its not you fucking hair colour is if you have a fucking brain yall needa grow up dang! what if you had no hair what would u say then stupid boldie??? now stop fighting ova dat shit and all my blond friends n brunettez r all da same some of my brunette freinds are dumber then the blond ones now S.T.F.U about this shit and get a fucking life..... now i have more fun not becoz ima brunette or not blond sheesh! now not all guys go for blonds plus you could b so ugly it dosent mean bcoz your hair is a sertain colour they guys will b drowling!!!!!!!!!!! but most of the blond on here sound STUCK UP and some of yal brunettes but GROW DA FUK UP!!!
xoxoxox bye xoxoxoxoxox |
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brunnette & proud on August 15, 2005 @ 2:06 am |
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hella stupid |
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lozzer on August 23, 2005 @ 12:41 pm |
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i have two sisters my sister zoe is a brunette and she is well pretty she has had tuns off boyfriends and she has big tits and i also have a blonde sister kattie shes not az pretty but she stell is to me ( and im a brunette ) |
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Fallon on August 30, 2005 @ 12:44 pm |
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the olny reason the blondes have the guys uts because blonde are so easy to get.They all one night stands you have to work to get a brunette.BLONDES SUCK . |
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becca on September 5, 2005 @ 2:43 am |
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omg its a hair color. who cares if your hair is blonde, red, brown, or green????
go fuck yourselves if you’re making such a huge deal about it.
my God. |
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sexybrunette on September 5, 2005 @ 2:44 am |
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I am a natural brunette Last year I went blonde because i wanted to see if it looked good. Sure, it looked great, but those 2 months I didn’t get any compliments on my looks. After that I went back to being a brunette, and I got a lot of compliments on my looks. Now, I’m not saying that brunettes are better than blondes, because i know it’s not true, but I’m also not saying blondes are better. I don’t think it’s the hair color that is why you get guys. I think it’s more of your body. In 5th grade i got my first boyfriend. I remember I was the first person in my grade at my school to get a boyfriend. By the time I was in 7th grade I had already had like 15-20 boyfriends. I may have been the hott one to the guys, but I was also the slut to the girls. They may have been jealous. this is what i think:
BLONDES ARE HOTT!
BRUNETTES ARE SEXY!
RED HEADS ARE GORGEOUS!
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Katy on September 29, 2005 @ 2:08 pm |
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YOU LOT ARE ALL FREAKEN SHALLOW! GET A LIFE! THERE R MORE IMPORTANT THINGS THAN WHAT HAIR COLOUR YOU HAVE! |
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>Maria*.. on September 29, 2005 @ 7:01 pm |
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Yeahh, brunettes are, just, better because blondes relize that they are blondes and think alot of themselves and dont concentrate on anything but theyre hair.
Im a brunette, be jealous.
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Beautyqueenof18 on October 3, 2005 @ 4:18 pm |
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Hi! I think when we speak about the face, have brunettes the better one. I´m a brunette and I have many blonde friends. When we are in the disco, the guys come to me (my friends are pretty to) and we all have the same figure.... I don´t know perhaps guys want brunettes....now?! |
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hot aussie blonde on October 3, 2005 @ 4:19 pm |
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im blonde and i know im hotter than u manly brunettes. il leave you to your petty argument while i go and steal you boyfriends haha. slater
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hot aussie blondey on October 5, 2005 @ 2:45 pm |
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their r more important things then wat colour hair u r !!! |
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afroman on October 7, 2005 @ 5:00 am |
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you are all a bunch of lunatics talkin about hair color.if every woman was bald then we wouldnt have a problem.but then most women would be ugly...brunettes that dye their hair blond look much hotter.a very good example is sarah michelle gellar.when she was a brunette she wasn’t very hot and she didn’t get much recognition.once she went blond however she looked so damn hot and everyone started paying more attention.that’s just my 2 cents worth... |
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Kim on October 11, 2005 @ 4:42 pm |
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Hey I agree. I dyed my hair brown because of people judging my intelligence and how long it would take me to sleep with them because of my hair color. I do have my blonde moments that even the dye can’t hide but I am starting to realize I shouldn’t be ashamed of who I am because stupid people that happen to be blonde give us bad reputations. |
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!!bonny_blonde!! on October 12, 2005 @ 1:51 pm |
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jst becos i am natually blonde i fink blonds are better they have more fun and are bubbly to be around wen i died my hair brunnete b4 i didnt have a lot of fun and i had changed towards the boys take it u damm brunetes were better
4 all the brunnets hu fink there it.......compared to this blonde u aint notin but shit!!!
^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ n all im doin is stating a fact ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^
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kyla on October 19, 2005 @ 3:56 am |
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things that are orange:
pumpkins, basketballs, oranges (duh), carrots, and blondes who go tanning year-round. |
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christian mcginnis on October 22, 2005 @ 12:47 am |
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that joke was so freakin stupid
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monica on November 1, 2005 @ 2:32 am |
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honestly, it is just the colour of the hair i get above average marks yet im a blonde so brunettes sotp with the fucking blonde jokes and blondes just because brunettes make fun of you dont mean you got to "try and dis brunettes" cuz it aint workin
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