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Backward Brunettes
Posted by: Sam & Jen on April 29, 2005 @ 11:59 pm
One day a Brunette was driving her Silver SUV to work. She noticed that all the cars were hazardolously driving backwards and decided to call her husband. The phone rang twice and he picked up and she said. "There is a mighty bunch of traffic. All the cars are driving backwards!!! Turn on the news!!!."
The husband did as he was told only to find Helicopters circling around a Silver SUV...........the only car going backwards (at 90 mph) |
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Laney on May 3, 2005 @ 1:10 pm |
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That’s mean! Brunettes aren’t that stupid! I shuold know, I go to collage at Harvard University! |
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Maggie on May 10, 2005 @ 2:35 pm |
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Well I hope you didnt learn your spelling there lovey..at least learn to spell where you go to.. |
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Sara on May 13, 2005 @ 6:44 am |
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At least it’s a brunette joke, although i’ve heard it being used for blondes before. |
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maggotbrain on May 16, 2005 @ 9:39 pm |
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i’z so dumb i can’t get in to no collage |
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Maren on May 17, 2005 @ 7:22 pm |
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Whooo hoo!!!! so glad, finally a dumb brunette joke.... fuck yahh! i fuckin hate how ppl always make fun of blondes jus cuz they are jelous! |
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Goodie Girl on May 18, 2005 @ 10:04 pm |
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oh yes we are so jelouse that is why they take BLOND JOKES and make the brunette so hahaha u fucking blond bitch WHAT DO BLONDS AND A BEER BOTTLE HAVE IN COMM0N? THEY ARE BOTH EMPTY FROM THE NECK UP |
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Jeff on May 19, 2005 @ 11:45 pm |
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You got the joke wrong goodie girl
It is what do men and a beer bottle have in common.
Who is taking jokes and making them into BLONDE ones now you sad lonely internet whore |
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Drea on May 23, 2005 @ 6:52 pm |
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that is so worng you can tell blondes are rewriting them to make them look better they are using our jokes for them to bag on us. |
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lilmunchkin157 on May 23, 2005 @ 8:55 pm |
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Good joke. Finally Blondes get their revenge. |
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LivingDeadGirl on May 24, 2005 @ 8:21 pm |
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hmmm......who gives a flying fuck there are so many jokes about race and religion.....so who cares.....i mean look at all the black jokes you dont see them trying to turn them into white jokes and if they want to so be it who cares......its funny either way.....same with the blonde jokes into brunette jokes it shouldnt matter the looks of the person in the joke as long as its funny but what the fuck ever.... |
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jcsadandlonely on May 26, 2005 @ 5:50 pm |
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as long as the joke makes me laugh, i am fine with it.. so u ppl that care really need to get on with their life’s i have, and look wut i am doin, readin what yall hav to say about jokes, and writing about it.. muahaha now to milk the cow |
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Kelly on May 28, 2005 @ 8:08 pm |
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love it! im a SMART blonde. brunettes think there soo sweet but there NOT blondes r better |
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BlondieBitch on May 30, 2005 @ 9:42 am |
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what do brunettes and a glass of beer have in common ???
Not much dey can both b brought in a pub |
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Yes I'm Brunette on June 12, 2005 @ 3:20 pm |
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You guys are fucking freaks. Relax, its a joke. J-O-K-E. Let blondes post whatever joke they want.. they get made fun of enough as it is. Yes, the joke was incredibly crap, but so are all the others on this website. |
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sam on June 13, 2005 @ 9:17 pm |
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For God’s sake Maren u r blonde arent u? Everyone know u do not spell blonde blond...
BLONDES ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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SAM on June 13, 2005 @ 9:19 pm |
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HEY YO SORRY MAREN U DIDN’T SPELL BLONDE WRONG GOODIE GIRL DID DUMB GOODIE GIRL
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prettygirlw/darkhair on June 30, 2005 @ 6:41 am |
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"jess" ok you said you can’t judge someone by their hair color but you are doing it right now. all brunettes are dumb retards?? yeah..ok... that just proves how dumb you are, not as a blonde but as a person! and i’m a brunette and i don’t care its a stupid joke at least it wasn’t mean like some of the others; it was just a silly attempt to "get back" at brunettes. brunettes didn’t get together to make stupid jokes about you. guys made those jokes so stop saying we do that b/c we’re jealous.
oh and sorry to burst your bubble but guys DON’t prefer blondes- research has been done, google it. |
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! on July 5, 2005 @ 8:57 am |
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Why would someone going to Harvard Univ. spell college with an a instead of an e? |
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Cc on July 7, 2005 @ 11:12 am |
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GOOD JOKE! LOVED T! |
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bich#1 on July 20, 2005 @ 1:44 am |
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stop makin fun ofbrunnetts ur just jealouse cuz all guys use u for a1 night stand
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Bella Morte on July 31, 2005 @ 1:35 am |
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Miss Universe (considered the most beautiful woman alive) is a brunette. And she’s Russian, too. |
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alex on August 2, 2005 @ 12:06 pm |
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yeah but she probally wears a shit load of make up. |
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clairvoyant on August 29, 2005 @ 3:10 pm |
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From: Laney on May 3, 2005 @ 1:10 pm
Comment: That’s mean! Brunettes aren’t that stupid! I shuold know, I go to collage at Harvard University! |
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Fallon on August 30, 2005 @ 12:44 pm |
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All you blondes are so LAME how lame can you get?
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blonde n proud on September 6, 2005 @ 2:32 pm |
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oh yea u brunettes are soooo clever u cant even spell blonde duuuhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!
nuffin against brunettes but day are as dumb they just ave a mingin hair colour so BLONDES CAN BE AS CLEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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blondie on September 6, 2005 @ 2:32 pm |
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NOT AS LAME AS U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 |
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Riona on October 3, 2005 @ 4:19 pm |
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Well done that’s the first joke I’ve heard against Brunettes (exept the ones where I swapt them around). I’m sure you swapt them too. |
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lf on October 11, 2005 @ 4:42 pm |
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yeah thats right... blondes r the best |
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