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Dumb Brunette
Posted by: JJ on June 17, 2005 @ 3:03 pm

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A Russian, an American, and a Brunette were talking one day. The Russian said, "We were the first in space!" The American said, "We were the first on the moon!" The Brunette said, "So what, we’re going to be the first on the sun!" The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads. "You can’t land on the sun, you idiot! You’ll burn up!" said the Russian. To which the Brunette replied, "We’re not stupid, you know. We’re going at night!"


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From: Roxy on June 21, 2005 @ 4:55 pm
Comment: haha!! Wow that’s a great joke!Nice job

From: Steven on June 21, 2005 @ 5:07 pm
Comment: That’s the best joke on this site for brunette jokes.Other brunette jokes seem mean (Haters) but this is really something to laugh about! Hahaha!

From: SoccerChick on June 21, 2005 @ 5:19 pm
Comment: Wow Your joke was funny! I couldn’t stop laughing for a while!Nice job & keep up the good work!

From: CC on June 21, 2005 @ 5:20 pm
Comment: nice joke! BRUNETTES RULE!!!

From: i'm a blonde on June 23, 2005 @ 1:43 pm
Comment: i thought it was good, but not funny.

From: blonde gurl on June 23, 2005 @ 2:18 pm
Comment: that was so hilare (hilarious) thought it was so funny!

From: DominicanChick on June 24, 2005 @ 3:37 am
Comment: Any other Dominicans on this website?

From: Tyrone on June 24, 2005 @ 4:10 pm
Comment: nope we aint racist like you!

From: Tyrone on June 24, 2005 @ 4:10 pm
Comment: nope we aint racist like you! you fucking racist twat!

From: Santa Clause on June 24, 2005 @ 4:15 pm
Comment: ho ho ho! we got a racist twat! santa does’nt like racists so I’m putting u on my naughty list and you won’t be getting coal! I will fuck you up the ass till it’s as red as Rudulph’s nose! enjoy the white space bitch! Ho Ho Ho!









































































From: brunette on June 25, 2005 @ 1:11 am
Comment: u r ovosly blond that just wants revenge!

LOSER

From: al on June 29, 2005 @ 4:59 pm
Comment: hey finally some jokes that aren’t for blondes!!!!!!!

From: pretty brunette on June 30, 2005 @ 5:57 am
Comment: finally a joke that is not cruel about a brunette. blonde jokes are usually like this one but some of these brunette jokes have been so mean like the mop one....

From: qt brunette on June 30, 2005 @ 3:05 pm
Comment: i dont get it!!!

From: Hockett on July 2, 2005 @ 9:31 am
Comment: What a very retarded joke ya’ll need to get better ones!!!

From: 1/2 blonde 1/2 brune on July 2, 2005 @ 2:55 pm
Comment: that woz qwuite good as i cnt say it woz brill as im 1/2 brunette

From: some guy on July 2, 2005 @ 3:29 pm
Comment: Stoner : ’ Rapper’s Delight ’ joke - comment section - it’s worth a yuk or two.

From: shireoffroad on July 3, 2005 @ 6:53 am
Comment: excelent joke. best one by far.
well done

From: JJ on July 7, 2005 @ 11:11 am
Comment: Yeah I’m glad u guyz/girlz liked my joke.All the brunette jokes seem mean but I thought this one was kinda funny and in case you’re wondering...I’m brunette!

From: good one on July 19, 2005 @ 12:04 pm
Comment: good one

From: bLEEp on July 25, 2005 @ 12:07 am
Comment: That was pretty dang good....it might be something I’d say....just kidding. But it was a funny joke.

From: remy and palmer on July 25, 2005 @ 5:31 pm
Comment: ooo yea that joke was soo kool even tho im a brunette i like hearing a joke about us once in a while lol nice -remy
tht joke was kool but i dont like it because it was about brunettes and to tell u the truth i like listening to dumb blonde jokes because there true unlike these ones o and one more thingit was kkk

From: Bella Morte on July 31, 2005 @ 1:35 am
Comment: I heard that before, except it was a blonde who said it.

From: glitzyglossygal on August 16, 2005 @ 4:54 pm
Comment: I herd it b4 but a blonde sed it and it was a little different but basically the same (this one’s funnier though) the night bits well funny!

From: valerie on August 23, 2005 @ 12:40 pm
Comment: that one would be good for a blonde joke Looser

From: cw on August 23, 2005 @ 12:41 pm
Comment: that’s a pimped out joke right there!!!

From: Hello? on August 23, 2005 @ 12:41 pm
Comment: I am Russian, American, and Brunette, so that really doesn’t make sence...

From: lozzer on August 23, 2005 @ 12:41 pm
Comment: that was a good joke, im a brunette but steel funny

From: Xx×ß®üñèttë×xX on August 24, 2005 @ 1:28 pm
Comment: lol dah jk woz funny, finallly sum1 iz comin up wiv sumthin original, most of dah brunette jks on here r so old n retarded, i’m brunette but dah woz a gd jk

From: brunett on September 13, 2005 @ 2:03 am
Comment: how rude!!!

From: Brunette#1 on September 23, 2005 @ 1:20 pm
Comment: that was a kewl joke

From: lil liz on September 28, 2005 @ 4:33 pm
Comment: that was really good but i have one question to ask r u a brunette or a blonde?
CUZ IF U R A BLONE U R PROBABLY JUST THINKING A JOKE ABOUT U AND BUTTING BRUNETTE IN IT.

From: lauren s on September 30, 2005 @ 7:56 pm
Comment: dont make fun off brunneteS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i no how it feels k? my friends laughed all day abuot how dumb i am and i am a brunnete and they said i should b nlonde!!!!!!! do me a favor: keep it dumb i m so sick of the dumbness thing if u know me and u read this shut up!

From: blondie on October 11, 2005 @ 4:41 pm
Comment: i dont get it

From: baby brunett on November 8, 2005 @ 3:36 pm
Comment: I thought the joke was realy funny, but i personally think the joke could of been funnier.

   
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