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Posted by: Brady on July 9, 2004 @ 10:32 am
why do Burnetts like the color of there hair?????????
’’Because it hides the dirt’’ |
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wow on July 21, 2004 @ 1:25 pm |
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oooo ... brunettes got to up from the flo up. yea ... because it hides the dirt ... which may i add can be washed away at anytime.... and blondes...if u get lice ... ur screwed for life becuz u’ll never find those fuckers...... |
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bunettes suk! on July 26, 2004 @ 4:23 pm |
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dis is propa funni brunettes r da 1z dat cant find da lice hello! dey da same colour! |
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wow on July 27, 2004 @ 7:25 pm |
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umm ... lice eggs stupidass... lice and eggs
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kristal on July 31, 2004 @ 9:57 pm |
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umm, why did this "brady" fucker write the same fucking joke TWICE??! stupid dumbass, i swear. |
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wow on August 14, 2004 @ 6:08 pm |
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oh wait that’s all of them |
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"wow" on August 23, 2004 @ 6:53 pm |
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uhh this is a site that tells brunette jokes i mean do you like to be humiliated or sumthing?the smart thing to do would be looking at blonde jokes-mayb itll make you feel a little better about yourself.i think you should go take a look in the mirror and have a good cry.it should blow off some steem. |
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wow on August 23, 2004 @ 8:30 pm |
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man .... u read ppl like a book.....i love hypocrites don’t you.....apparently. You know i go through that routine every night ....I call it my "road" to self discovery....I’ve been on Oprah 3 times and am currently scheduled for Maury. |
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Brunette Babe on September 14, 2004 @ 8:18 pm |
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Brunetts rule the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Whoever wrote this is stupid!!!!!!! They even spelled
there wrong(it was spelled write but they used the wrong "their") |
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Jay&Jay on September 21, 2004 @ 4:56 am |
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Brunette Babe sorry to break this to you but if you wanna be like that then you spelled the wrong "write"(meaning writing somthing) when it should have been "right" and also you spelled "Brunetts" wrong when it should have been "Brunettes".
...And i am a brunette and other than that you’re cool. |
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Mistress on October 2, 2004 @ 6:30 pm |
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No wow. We already feel awesome about ourself cuz we have no reason not to. In case u didn’t know the only reason guys go for blondes is cuz they know they are easy. So when u see a good looking guy with a brunette, know that he has respect for her not just trying to get in her pants. |
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bLoNdEs rOk!! on October 10, 2004 @ 12:16 am |
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fuk all u ugly brunettes, go d blondez... woooo!!!! |
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blondes r the best ! on November 14, 2004 @ 6:02 pm |
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if all brunettes r proud ov there hair colour then y do most of them dye it blonde ??
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.... on November 18, 2004 @ 7:39 pm |
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i have to agree with Mistress |
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socalgirl on November 25, 2004 @ 4:57 pm |
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BRUNETTES ROCK!!!! |
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bitch on November 26, 2004 @ 1:33 pm |
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i agree with mistress cause its the truth most blondes are easy as hell... and if yall havent noticed there is more blonde jokes than brunette jokes, and atleast we dont use the same jokes over and over again i mean come on make up some new shit yall blondes are boring me. And yeah yall say that blondes are more fun thats because when a blonde is a party you know she aint gonna go home with just one guy but a couple. and atleast a brunettes have respect for themselfs.... so yall blondes have your fun dissin on brunettes but in the end your the ones that are gettin dissed on...
Yall Have Fun!! |
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Jay&Jay on November 28, 2004 @ 9:40 pm |
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Believe dat^ |
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zack on November 29, 2004 @ 7:55 pm |
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thomes is so fat and smelly he can use some sope and some money so he can buy some shampo. |
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Jay&Jay on December 10, 2004 @ 3:11 am |
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.....And you spell so bad you would probably get confused with the shampoo and conditioner bottles. |
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ashley on December 11, 2004 @ 12:52 pm |
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wow it just occured to me how fucken stupid people are... i see all you people bitchin back and forth but wut good is it doin nobodys gunna do ne thing about it anyways so shut the fuck up and get over yourselves......we all know brunettes are better....red heads are bitchy.....blondes are slutty, dirty, and stupid.....oh look nothing wrong with brunettes!!!!
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Better Than Yall on December 24, 2004 @ 7:37 pm |
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Yea im a brunette and nothing’s wrong with me...BRUNETTES RULE and thats just the truth so the blondes and rednecks need to just accept the fact that no matter how many times they color their hair and try to be smart and brunette, UR STILL STUPID! |
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dee on January 6, 2005 @ 3:50 pm |
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mistress ur name says it all |
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SeanCallahan on February 4, 2005 @ 8:28 pm |
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My crush is a very pretty brunette.yup.ibut she says i look like a rotweiler.i dunno why.im kinda cute after all..im irish i have green hair and red eyes...err..i mean green eyes and brown hair and i have dimples and freckles and im soooooo tall |
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seanCallahan on February 4, 2005 @ 8:29 pm |
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and i have glasses.but then again,so does she...WHY DID SHE SAY I LOOK LIKE A ROTWEILER |
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ohh man on February 12, 2005 @ 11:53 pm |
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one word for that joke : LAME |
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LMFAO on February 13, 2005 @ 12:39 am |
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Q: How do you get a blond out of a tree?
A: Wave
so much funnier
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LMFAO on February 13, 2005 @ 12:39 am |
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Q: How do you get a blond out of a tree?
A: Wave
so much funnier
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blonde hater on February 13, 2005 @ 2:17 am |
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there is so many blonde joke like the person above me’s n they r so much funnier to the very few about brunettes that r dumb n likeo n this site that the blondes actually think there cool on n laugh at them cuz they think its ohh so badly dissing brunetts well its a fuckin hair color and brains r what counts here ppl n we all kno blondes lack em. ; ) |
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brunette on February 13, 2005 @ 3:31 pm |
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I didn’t think that joke was fucking funny im a brunette and my hair is very clean!!!! blondes’ hair is the one that is dirty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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hate blondes on February 14, 2005 @ 3:28 pm |
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i kno right ,im a brunette too n mines clean too !!! blondes r the ones that if it is grimmy u can see it ugh! |
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b equal by a blond on February 18, 2005 @ 9:03 pm |
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yo, you shouldnt single blonds out like that i have plenty of brunette AND blond friends and we can all be fun together but go back to honor classes monday!!! |
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on February 19, 2005 @ 3:17 pm |
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Blonds suk u know it |
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a brunette on February 21, 2005 @ 12:42 am |
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ur the fuckin retard ur sapose to rate the joke dumbass. lame joke by the way!!!!! |
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george on February 23, 2005 @ 10:18 pm |
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bitches are bitches, brunettes are hot, blonde’s are easy, its all good. the fucking joke was funny tho:p i love brunettes |
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bah on February 26, 2005 @ 11:55 pm |
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sum blondes are easy sum brunettes are easy sum red heads are easy so everyone
shut the fuck up |
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Stop sook'n on March 1, 2005 @ 10:16 pm |
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Geez, there are way more blonde jokes, but at least blondes don’t freak out every time someone tells one. Not only are blondes more fun, but apparently they are more mentally stable.
If brunettes hate blondes so damn bad then what’s up with all of the ugly dark roots ladies? |
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Nevie on March 4, 2005 @ 5:23 pm |
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I think Blonde Jokes all started because of jealousy.i mean NATURAL blondes are more rare and a lot of them are good looking.But now, everyone can be blonde, so i mean all these brunettes are thinking blonde is more sexy(so those brunettes are stupid) and they dye their hair blonde, seeking thrills, and give a bad name to natural blondes. It doesnt mean that brunettes are stupid or ugly, it means that some of them are (as well as every other hair color) insecure.So whats the problem?
(and just for the record, those of you who write:fucking ass blondes R eazee, or, brunets r fugly bitches, u stupid bruneets etc:YOU GUYS ARE THE STUPID ONES>LEARN HOW TO SPEAK ENGLISH PROPERLY.Im sorry.Cussing doesnt really make your point stronger.It makes you look like a retard. |
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right on March 9, 2005 @ 7:58 pm |
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you all waste your time readin these n everything and commented on like other comments..but who cares..god..its just hair..but brunnetts are prettier and better..blonde are sluts n easy ..
hhaa..im one of the dorks who commented n read this..soo...who cares |
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Steve on March 13, 2005 @ 12:51 pm |
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For your info blondes are hot, and they are not easy like brunettes think they are...brunettes are jealous of blondes because blondes are good looking and great fun to be with.....brunettes are plain...the colour brown is plain...i am yet to meet a brunette who doesnt have a face like a busted asshole...get over the fact all you brunettes are just second best compared to blondes...Plain Janes. To all you sexy blondes out there, you are all the best and you know it...dont get offended with what the fucktard brunettes say |
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Dumb on March 14, 2005 @ 6:16 pm |
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Brunette babe, you’re a fine one to talk....you spelled right rite....don’t pick on other peoples’ grammar when you can’t spell properly!!! |
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Intelligent Blonde on March 15, 2005 @ 1:51 am |
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Thanks Nevie, you have a lot of good points. I am a natural blonde and i am neither dumb, nor easy. It makes me laugh that people believe intelligence comes from the colour of your hair.
Another thing that makes me laugh are blonde jokes....they are quite funny!
However i don’t understand why people actually believe these stereotypes.
Now that is what i call dumb |
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brinettez rox on March 16, 2005 @ 2:17 am |
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yer blonde r so fucked up im so damn hott & blonds r fugly ewwwww opps sorry hoes |
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Dumb Anonymos on March 22, 2005 @ 10:52 pm |
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I dont get it |
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stupid guy on March 22, 2005 @ 10:54 pm |
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Whats hair |
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some retard on March 22, 2005 @ 10:55 pm |
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what’s it say tubby??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? |
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Hot Chick on March 25, 2005 @ 2:58 pm |
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I’m a brunette and i always that i would rather be REAL than fake.[I’f you don’t know what i mean your probaly a blonde] |
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Hot Chick on March 25, 2005 @ 3:00 pm |
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Brunettes are not jelouse of blondes ok |
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Skittles on me24364 on March 28, 2005 @ 3:52 pm |
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That was lame!!!! |
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mizz_biatch on April 17, 2005 @ 12:17 pm |
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brunettes r just envious of blondes cos like the saying goes ’blondes hav more fun’ and ’boys prefer blondes’ |
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mizz_biatch on April 17, 2005 @ 12:19 pm |
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das y were gettin all these burnettes turnin blonde they think they deserve one man in their lifetime |
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Jack on April 17, 2005 @ 1:17 pm |
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Fuck you who say Fuck ugly Brunnetes Brunettes are not ugly but your mom is |
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Jack on April 17, 2005 @ 1:20 pm |
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This is to Mizz-biatch I bet if you were brunnete then you would probably be hotter than any girl these other losers will get skrew those blonde hoes and to the girls that are blonde and not hoes sorry. |
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blonde on April 24, 2005 @ 1:08 am |
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ok brunettes..now you know how we feel and how you had to say
"blondes are dumb..." just to put a stereotype onto blondes bec. you had to blame them for something other than beauty
and our response was
"yea..but we have more fun"
which is usually true! |
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cheer2008 on May 1, 2005 @ 9:38 pm |
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uhh ok how about this .. i think you all need to get over yourselves and stop calling the only one stupid or slutty and shit.. i mean come on its not the hair color that makes you those things its the person whos wearing it, now i am a brunette and my sisters are blonde and i dont think im nerdy and i dont think that they are slutty so why dont you be a little more mature and realize that its not the hair color its the person ok. peace! |
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blonde girl 101 on May 4, 2005 @ 3:27 pm |
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whoever that cheer person is she is one smart cookie but personally if i had to pick one hair color i would pick brunette even though im blonde, i think dark hair is absolutely beautiful! |
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cheer2008 on May 11, 2005 @ 6:17 pm |
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awww thanks ... i think dark hair is pretty too... infact i just dyed my hair a darker shade of brown =) |
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Miss Biatch on May 17, 2005 @ 2:00 pm |
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THIS FREKIN JOKE HAS ALREADY BEEN POSTED, I KNOW YOU BLONDES HORES ARE RETARDED
BUT CAN’T YOUR PEA SIZE BRAINS COME UP WITH ANY THING ELSE! HOLLA! |
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somebody on May 30, 2005 @ 1:23 pm |
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hi |
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milo on June 1, 2005 @ 7:29 pm |
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fuck blondes! they aint got a brain in their head so wtf makes them so great? omfg u guys R idiots! |
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Stan on June 8, 2005 @ 3:06 pm |
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Hair color is a matter of preference. Some guys like blondes. Some like brunettes.
Some like redheads. But if you are going to say which one is better, wouldn’t polls
and beauty pagents be a good indicator? Any poll shows that most men prefer
Brunettes. I can provide links to several. Also look at MIss Universe pagents.
In almost all of them, most or all of the finalists have black hair.
I think the world has spoken. |
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cheer2008 on June 9, 2005 @ 4:20 pm |
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true that!! but seriously.. stop fighting about hair color.. bc if your ugly it doesn;t matter what kind of hair color you have your still ugly.. if your pretty you’ll sill be pretty with black red blue green blonde and brown hair ya know? |
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SHORTY on August 2, 2005 @ 2:41 pm |
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WELL EVERY 1 TALKS ABOUT BLONDES AND BRUNETTS AND RED HEADS BUT WUT ABOUT BLACK HEADS ???????/THEY R HOT AS HELL .........SO WUT
DO YALL THINK ABOUT BLACK HEADS???ARE THEY HOT,HAVE FUN,OR ARE THEY DUMB??????PLS ANSWER MY ?
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brunette cutie on August 7, 2005 @ 8:16 pm |
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k im a brunette and i dont agreee with like any of you. not all blondes are easy and they wouldnt go home with a couple of guys
some probably wont go home with any guys. but brunettes can be just the same. its a freaking hair colour. it doesnt say who u r
its just hair ppl. i dont get y theres blonde jokes. i say and do the stupidest things most of the time. but im not dumb i do good in school and all
but im brunette and my best friend is a blonde and shes really smart and she doesnt go home with neone when we go to parties.
thats just stupid if u do. so everyone just stop dissing blonde brunettes red heads nd hair colour its just stupid. its a colour of hair
u ppl just have nothing better to do then dis a hair colour jesus christ get a life. |
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blonde babe on September 6, 2005 @ 2:33 pm |
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i agree with brunette cutie
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jade on October 27, 2005 @ 2:31 pm |
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i love brunette jokes it makes me feel beta
brunettes are a joke they fink there clever well duh there are blondes who r betta hint hint
lvin dis site xxxxxxxx |
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