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Posted by: some1 on January 8, 2005 @ 11:23 pm
what do brunettes dress up in on halloween?
they just stand there on there heads and go as a dirty mop |
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oh my god on January 16, 2005 @ 1:29 pm |
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yea well funny. not!!!!! |
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BLONDE AND HOT>>> on January 25, 2005 @ 9:49 pm |
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NOT FUNNY >>>>>>GET A LIFE AND OVA UR SELF MWA DUMB ASSSSSSS>>>>>>>>> |
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james on January 27, 2005 @ 10:02 am |
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thats was quite good but not that good |
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hottie 123 on January 30, 2005 @ 9:31 am |
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omg! that was retareded! was that supposed to be funny? u tell me! |
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bitch please!! on January 30, 2005 @ 8:45 pm |
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hey BLONDE AND HOT>>> shut da fuck up and stop calling urself hot cuz u as ugly as my fuckin dogs ass!!!!!!!!!
BURN!!!!! OK NOW U CAN CALL UR SELF HOT NOT
BITCH |
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Hellothere on January 31, 2005 @ 10:23 pm |
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god heard it a bazillion times!!!! |
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SeanCallahan on February 4, 2005 @ 6:19 pm |
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retards |
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SeanCallahan on February 4, 2005 @ 8:15 pm |
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blondes can be hot at times...and yet,i have a crush on a latina brunette. |
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SeanCallahan on February 4, 2005 @ 8:17 pm |
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Brown hair is not that boring...the girl i have a crush on has brown hair with blond and red reflects in them...its fricken weird.but she has nice green and brown eyes i think but i dont really remember the eyes but omg shes cute because she kind of looks like me but im a redhead and shes a brunette omg |
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madass on February 5, 2005 @ 10:30 am |
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was that sposed to b funy ? |
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SeanCallahan on February 5, 2005 @ 1:13 pm |
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no,madass,its not funny.BECAUSE MY GIRLFRIEND HAS BROWN HAIR SEE OMG well technically shes not my gf yet but she will be see um ok |
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Kristal on February 10, 2005 @ 4:30 am |
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the joke wasnt funny |
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brunette on February 10, 2005 @ 8:59 pm |
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Yo I’m a brunette and if your a blond who wrote that then your a fucken-Blondee! |
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blondes = sluts on February 13, 2005 @ 12:48 am |
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Q: What is the blonde’s favorite potato chip?
A: Free-to-lay (Frito-Lay). |
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look at the 1 i foun on February 13, 2005 @ 12:52 am |
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ok im sry that holloween joke suckes! the one i found is better
Q: What do a moped and a blond have in common?
A: They’re both fun to ride until a friend sees you on one. |
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maria on February 13, 2005 @ 2:22 pm |
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i think ur not funny uhhh! wait ur not |
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ellen xoxo on February 14, 2005 @ 3:17 pm |
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i think all of them r funny and im a blonde. chill ppl i kno it dosnt mean me its a blonde joke laugh it up : P |
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kyle on February 14, 2005 @ 3:58 pm |
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LMFAO BLONDES R MAD welll FUCKERS ( which is nothing to be proud of blondes cuz that makes us guys think ur a slut and we kno ur just easy to get with) - hate em , fuckin sluts , an what kills me some are not dumb but act it ahhhhhhh!!!!!!!! yo dude stop the ditzyness its godda stop man. and the ohh im better talk please grow up brunettes well i love u happy valentines day |
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Nutty Nasher on February 18, 2005 @ 5:30 pm |
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i’m blonde and i like lookin at blonde jokes, just because you’re blonde doesn’t mean they are all stupid. I’m still young and so am at school and am in all of the top sets at school and most of the other people in there are blonde too, but even though we have someone who decides to tell blonde jokes and it irratates most of the blonde but everyone else laughs including me! So all you brunettes who think that just because you skit blondes why can’t any blondes have any comeback so don’t gop all narky pants on us!!!! |
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Char on February 18, 2005 @ 5:51 pm |
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Brunettes are more fun, we’re just not easy, and we’re more intelligent, so when men realize their bored, they go-a-lookin for a brunette. of course their are intelligent blonde, rare, but they exsist |
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blonde,sexy, single! on February 18, 2005 @ 8:42 pm |
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i think they are both stupid,what does hair color mean anywayz? blonds r ditzy, but are way more fun...and kyle you can shove that comment well, straight up yours!!! oh and by the way char they arent rae you just met one! |
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blonde sexy single! on February 18, 2005 @ 9:17 pm |
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rare happy now? |
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Hey on February 19, 2005 @ 12:12 pm |
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yall get a life and quit tryna start shit on here just read the damn jokes and have fun....grow the fuck up |
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brunette on February 19, 2005 @ 11:53 pm |
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so true, but what did u just do ? i dont see u ratin the joke , by the way this joke is not the best iv hurd way better |
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klye on February 19, 2005 @ 11:55 pm |
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iv already had a blonde do that for me lmfao sluts, god i told u blonde, sexy , single i hate u leave me alone ur a blonde, onlii good for a good fuck n some sexual fun like stickin things up our asses . lmfao |
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a brunette on February 21, 2005 @ 12:37 am |
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ok joke, could be better |
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Erm... on February 22, 2005 @ 7:33 am |
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Did you make that joke up yourself, by any chance?! ’cause it was that bad. |
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brunett-babe' on February 22, 2005 @ 11:20 pm |
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...um i can tell from mi own experience that blondes r stupid...........and as far as i know.....theyre all mentally retarted!!!!! axaxaxaxaxxa lol
......ooooh wat a stupid joke!!!!!!!!!!! ......OOO THAT WAZ SOOOO FUNNY! nooooooot!!!! :)) |
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jenna on February 23, 2005 @ 10:23 am |
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I dont want to be mean but that was just lame. |
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Basketball babe1 on February 23, 2005 @ 4:23 pm |
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sexy blacked haired, Looking for quite guy, but Dumb Joke
Fuck It Though |
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brown head on February 24, 2005 @ 4:38 pm |
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i dont think anyone likes you . that joke sucked |
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amanda on February 26, 2005 @ 11:42 pm |
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ya that joke sucked and why are people fighting on here its just a lame jk blondes arent
all sluts its just a stupid ass stereotype i know plenty of brunettes who are slutty but not all
brunettes are sluts either.. but wtv i dont care im blonde and proud and definately not a
slut :P |
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amanda on February 26, 2005 @ 11:42 pm |
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ya that joke sucked and why are people fighting on here its just a lame jk blondes arent
all sluts its just a stupid ass stereotype i know plenty of brunettes who are slutty but not all
brunettes are sluts either.. but wtv i dont care im blonde and proud and definately not a
slut :P |
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Briitany on March 1, 2005 @ 5:58 pm |
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SSSSSSSTTTTTTTTUUUUUUUPPPPPPPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!! That was fuckin retarded. |
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melissa on March 4, 2005 @ 12:06 am |
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okii could u guyz juss shut up plz... its just a fuckin joke. blonde or brunette its still sucks but, cmon everybody be cool. |
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Lucy on March 5, 2005 @ 12:59 pm |
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its a joke!! |
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Kailey on March 5, 2005 @ 10:01 pm |
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Ok, that Sean Callahan guy needs to GET A LIFE!! I mean puh-leaz!!!! he needs to get himself some magazines...if u kno wat i mean... |
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brunettes rok on March 7, 2005 @ 5:43 am |
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come on guys!!!! im 13 nd even i can tell a betta joke den dat!!!!!!!!
hu rote that joke.......hmmmmmmm..... i bet it was a blonde......????????¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿????
cyaz 4 now fellow blondettes
ps BRunETteS KicK ArsE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHOAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! |
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ok that was rascist on March 8, 2005 @ 4:06 am |
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like fare nough it was a rlly retarted joke but theres nuffin rong wit being european......mi mums a european u dum arse.....oh wells im ova it now...
cya fellow brunettes hu rok!!! |
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lee on March 8, 2005 @ 4:24 pm |
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i have made a conclusion blondes are somtimes not natural blondes so that means that the girl who dyed her her must be dumb too as all blondes are thick as pig shit. this means all girls are dumb red heads, blondes, blacks, browns brunetts, blues and even yellows. all a women is good for is the kichen and the bedroom.
england rules anyone disagrees i would beat the living crap out of them if you dont belive me ask the black guy i beat up yesturday and put in hospital |
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asdsadfjksal on March 11, 2005 @ 3:49 pm |
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Bruneetes rock |
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Intelligent Blonde on March 12, 2005 @ 12:34 am |
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First of all Kyle.....U couldn’t get a root in a brothel with 10 grand in your hand so stop trying to act as though you know what sex is.
And being blonde makes you dumb.....Lmfao!!! People who believe that hair colour makes all the intellectual difference in the world....now that is what i call dumb.
Char....if you seriously believe blondes are dumb.....you are the dumb one considering i am blonde and i have already intellectually and intelligently fucked you up with one single comment.
I myself laugh at blonde jokes because i take them for what they......jokes.
There is no substance to them whatsoever, and yet as soon as fun is made of a brunette,out come the blonde jokes to try and hide their foolish hurt feelings.
So here is another stereotype for you all.....at least blondes can laugh at themselves and feel comfortable in their own skin, brunettes however.......maybe they just can’t take the heat!!!! |
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Intelligent Blonde on March 12, 2005 @ 12:48 am |
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By the way Brunette Babe.....Brunette has an e on the end, and in my experience people who try to act clever by making someone else inferior usually show themselves as the intellectually challenged ones....next time you are going to diss a blonde,Brunette Babe, at least make sure your spelling is correct....after all you just made a fool of yourself!!! |
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13 yr old on March 16, 2005 @ 4:16 am |
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every body it’s my b’day 2 day and i live in australia and iv just turned 13 and 13 rox
evry body say happy b’day 2 me :)
cya,
oh yer my BF is mega hot :) |
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EUROHATER on March 16, 2005 @ 2:27 pm |
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THE DIRTY DIRTY DUTCH THEY DONT AMOUNT TO MUCH BUT THEY DONT WISH TO LOOK A DAMN THING LIKE THE STINKING IRISH |
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EUROS MUST DIE on March 16, 2005 @ 2:28 pm |
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A YELLOW CROOKED TOOTH BRIT MAY LOOK AND SMELL LIKE PISS BUT LOOKING LIKE SHIT IS STRICTLY RESERVED FOR THE IRISH |
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IRELAND BASHER on March 16, 2005 @ 2:29 pm |
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IRISHMEN LOVE TAKING IT UP THE ASS FROM TRANSEXUAL LEPRECHAUNS |
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brunettes kik arse on March 20, 2005 @ 2:26 am |
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you fukin yank dont talk bout other countries like that you dont even know what they are like.....
im an australian and people automatically think that we have kangaroos as pets...pffffttt ....those people need 2 get a life
we are all diferent and we cant help what country we come from.
so go get a fukin life and stop judging
from ..... ME!!!
and i no i no autralians rock 2 and no we dont talk funny all the rest do!!! lol....oh yer and no body has said happy birthday 2 me :( even tho i sent that message ages ago :(
oh well u still have time
cya |
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Cara on March 20, 2005 @ 4:49 pm |
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Hey brunettes! I am from australia too.
Australia Rocks!
By the way happy birthday! Since no one else was nice enough to say it, just proves aussies rock hey brunettes?
Anyway take care all.......
P.S SIMPLE PLAN ROCK!!! |
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brunettes kik arse on March 21, 2005 @ 3:43 am |
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hey thanks lots how are ya??¿¿??
where do u live in aus???
i live in esperance in WA and its tha best place 2 live we’ve got round 20,00 people livin here and we have got the best beaches ever....lol
and yer we do rok!!!!
PS how old are ya?
cya!!!!!!!!
(and Simple plan do rok ey!!!! :)
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kez on March 23, 2005 @ 5:09 am |
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u r a loser that ain’t a joke that is u being a loser get a life |
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heya im a brunette on April 1, 2005 @ 12:35 pm |
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is anyone here |
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Donut on April 1, 2005 @ 4:00 pm |
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This shite joke really doesnt deserve so many comments.............. |
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Wow! on April 11, 2005 @ 3:55 pm |
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You’re a retard!!! That was the most stupid joke i have ever heard!! You just stand there and look like a fucking whore!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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bionda on May 6, 2005 @ 11:40 am |
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hi |
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BLONDE BEATCH on August 23, 2005 @ 12:42 pm |
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THAT WAS THE WORST FUCK"N" JOKE EVER HELLO AND IM BLONDE
BRUNETTES ARE COOL AS BLONDES, GINGERS CAN GO AND KISS MY ASS |
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ANTI-RACIST GIRL on September 30, 2005 @ 2:57 pm |
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Hey,what the heck are you saying about brunettes?!?!?! Yes,maybe there are people who make stupid stereotypes about blondes but not everyone does. I accidentally ran into this website through a search engine and anyone who doesn’t agree with what I typed in here should just SHUT UP! Remember,whether you’re a blond[e],brown,redhead,brunette,or misc,you’re still as great as anybody. |
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.... on October 7, 2005 @ 4:59 am |
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STUPID...lol sry but it was! |
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