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brunettes????
Posted by: ::::::.......::::::: on February 18, 2005 @ 4:19 pm
There was a competition to swim from Santa Monica to Catalina
Doing only the breaststroke
The only three women who entered the race were a Brunette
A Redhead and a Blonde
After approximately 14 hours, the Blonde staggered up on the shore
She was declared the fastest breaststroker
About 40 minutes later, the Redhead crawled declared the second place finisher
Nearly 4 hours after that, the Brunette finally came ashore
And promptly collapsed in front of the worried onlookers
When the reporters asked why it took her so long to complete the race
She replied
"I don’t want to sound like I’m a sore loser
But I think those two other girls were using their arms" |
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| From: |
erm... on February 22, 2005 @ 7:32 am |
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Legendary! |
| From: |
erm... on February 22, 2005 @ 7:32 am |
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Legendary! |
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taylor on February 23, 2005 @ 4:07 pm |
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i really likes your joke it was funny and made sens (unlike the other ones) lol
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blondie on February 23, 2005 @ 6:06 pm |
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I’m blonde and I still think this joke is dumb. HELLO!! WAKE UP LOSER!!! THe blondes are the stupid ones
DUMB ass |
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brownhead on February 24, 2005 @ 4:17 pm |
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that was so funny |
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Diana on February 25, 2005 @ 12:42 am |
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LOL! |
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Blonde and happy! on February 26, 2005 @ 11:18 am |
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Excelent joke! Ihate it when people always get at blondes and i have to say mostly brunettes are complete ignaramoses and the anthrpamorfic conception of stupid!!!
what is blondie (above) talking about!!
love ya if ur blonde xxx sorry if ur brunette hahaha
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx |
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meghan on February 28, 2005 @ 9:39 am |
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it was funny, but it would have been better if it was a blonde joke. |
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shes a blondie on March 1, 2005 @ 3:27 pm |
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that was gr8!!! I ahve this one friend that’s always making fun of me for being blonde. She goes online and reads all these jokes, and it’s really not funny anymore. it’s to the point where I just want to tell her to shut up. Thanx for makin us blondes look good sumtimes!!!
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Brittany on March 1, 2005 @ 5:57 pm |
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It’s about time I heard a Burnette joke. It was funny. |
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Brunette and luvn it on March 2, 2005 @ 6:49 pm |
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little miss Blonde and happy! ur soo full of urself! Brunette’s are and always will be better than blonde just face it. oh by the way the joke was at first a blonde joke you just changed the hair color to brunette b’cuz ur jealous!!! |
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brunette04 on March 3, 2005 @ 1:47 pm |
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From: Blonde and happy! on February 26, 2005 @ 11:18 am
Comment: Excelent joke! Ihate it when people always get at blondes and i have to say mostly brunettes are complete ignaramoses and the anthrpamorfic conception of stupid!!!
what is blondie (above) talking about!!
love ya if ur blonde xxx sorry if ur brunette hahaha
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
UH LOSER HOW BOUT U GO FUCK URSELF half the people that are blonde on this world are bottled blondes...fkn wannabes....YOURE THE FUCKIN STUPID ONE FOR THINKING BRUNETTES ARE DUMBEST..fkn loser |
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melissa on March 4, 2005 @ 12:03 am |
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okii im brunette n im always up for a laugh at myself okii but what some of you blondes have been saying *Blonde and happy!* cough* is just ugly like ur mothers face...how bout u go fuck a donkey? but the joke was funny... lol brunettes rule and blondie u rule too not all blondes are dumb ur not, but blonde and Happy! is.. so yeaaa |
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Brunettes rok on March 7, 2005 @ 5:36 am |
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brunettes rnt the dum1’s!!!!!! get ya facts rite.....u dum arses lol jjks....not all blomdes r dum coz half of dem r from tha bottle but tha natural 1’s r dum......
wtf am i talkin bout mi frends a blonde????!?!?!!?!?!?!?!??!?! hmmmmmm.... ok ill shut up now
cya ppl
PS Brunettes kick arse!!!!! YAY!! |
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england is the best on March 8, 2005 @ 4:20 pm |
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i have made a conclusion blondes are somtimes not natural blondes so that means that the girl who dyed her her must be dumb too as all blondes are thick as pig shit. this means all girls are dumb red heads, blondes, blacks, browns brunetts, blues and even yellows. all a women is good for is the kichen and the bedroom.
england rules anyone disagrees i would beat the living crap out of them if you dont belive me ask the black guy i beat up yesturday and put in hospital. |
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brunnetes rok!! on March 9, 2005 @ 4:14 am |
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do u come from england???? kool i wanna go ther 1 day |
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lee hahaha man on March 9, 2005 @ 11:25 am |
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hi am england is the best, brunnetes rok!! yes i am from good old england but am from the north not the south as in not london but manchester and sheffild its much better up there just theres more blacks and packies. |
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Eminem fan on March 10, 2005 @ 8:45 pm |
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march 10 2005 @ 5:44PM
yo fuck you man brunnetes are hot cuz it’s the blondes you should make fun of!
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Eminem fan on March 10, 2005 @ 8:47 pm |
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march 10 2005 @ 5:46PM
Q:What do call a blonde who dies her hair?
A:Artificial intelligence!
okay that was’nt good
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TaSh on March 11, 2005 @ 11:20 pm |
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Oh well i am blonde(real by the way, not dyed!)
I love blonde jokes, i think they are funny and i can have a laugh over them, but i have to say to brunettes rok....The only dumB(that’s right there is a b on the end of dumb) ones in this world are the ones who believe that intelligence comes from your hair colour...There is no need to either act superior or make someone feel inferior because you believe in an age - old stereotype. Blonde jokes are all in good fun, but that’s all they are....fun. There is no real meaning to them whatsoever and it just makes me laugh when people think it’s all real....especially considering i am blonde and have single-handedly used better pronounciation,grammar, and spelling than a lot of the so - called brunettes in this room....hmm,maybe i should start a new stereotype for brunettes....LOL!!! |
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someone on March 12, 2005 @ 5:50 pm |
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it wasnt that funny! but i guess it made sense... |
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forgot my name... on March 12, 2005 @ 8:19 pm |
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I agree with Tash. Thats what i think too.Every ones like, im blonde, so Im retarded. ehh
no, its all in your head hun. I’m blonde...and i guess i am kind of silly and goofy, but it has
nothing to do with the fact that im blonde. More just my personality. So yeah, I agree with
you. And the joke was funny, but not as funny, because i’ve read if somewhere else, only a
blonde in it. But pretty good. yeppers
see ya!! |
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lobster sack on March 13, 2005 @ 4:26 pm |
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this joke sucked so bad i hope u get lobster sack |
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brunette proud on March 16, 2005 @ 3:26 pm |
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its a JOKE stop fightin |
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brunette proud on March 16, 2005 @ 3:26 pm |
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its a JOKE stop fightin |
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dustin on March 17, 2005 @ 12:26 am |
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good joke man im not stoned and it still made me laugh |
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gabby on March 17, 2005 @ 1:43 am |
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BLONDES RECON THEY R HOT SHIT HAHAHA JUST COZ EVERYONE TEASES THEM I MEAN COME ON GET OVER IT U LIKE THE ATTENTION DONT LIE... AND BRUNETTES GET CRAP FROM BLONDES FOR BEING UGLY SO WE’RE EVEN
good joke though i liked it heaps |
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texanAThart on March 17, 2005 @ 3:09 am |
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GREAt! Im defininently a brunette and still loved it. |
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matt g on March 17, 2005 @ 10:01 am |
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brunettes are better looking any day of the week l love a dark pussy |
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Hot Chick on March 18, 2005 @ 8:47 pm |
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I’m a brunette and i thought it was pretty funny |
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brunettes kik arse on March 20, 2005 @ 2:18 am |
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for once matt i agree with u lol
from tha brunete kik arse accadamy
PS duz that england gal rlly come from england??
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Steve on March 20, 2005 @ 4:41 pm |
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Matt,Matt,Matt,Matt,Matt!
You need to get a reality check, cause most blondes wax their pussies.
Nothing better than a clean,waxed pussy dude.
Brunettes are ugly! I so only go after blonde chicks cause they are so fun to hang out with. Brunettes are as plain as their hair. Brown is plain,nothing nice about it,whereas blondes hair is so soft and golden,and looks fantastic in the sun.
And what’s with the BLONDES ARE WHORES shit? Brunettes are the whores cause they know they are never gonna be better than blondes so they fuck anything or anyone just so they can get a guy. Blondes have guys falling at their feet. FUCK OFF BRUNETTES |
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who wants to know? on March 20, 2005 @ 7:27 pm |
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ok im a blonde people ALLWAYS say im stupid butt im smarter then all the brunettes
i have a freind whos brunette and she ate dogpoop does that make u feel better brunettes? |
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brunettes kik arse on March 21, 2005 @ 3:40 am |
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brunettes arent hores get ya facts rite |
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brunette n lovin it on March 26, 2005 @ 10:03 am |
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ok its just stupid that you all are fighting about your hair color and if you ask me thats whats stupid. your hair color can effect how smart you are.........DUH. i mean everyone picks on blondes and the only reason is is because they want to be one. now can you all just stop fighting over hair |
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english brunete girl on March 26, 2005 @ 12:54 pm |
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that joke was very good, im not at all offending but if u think about it, brunettes dont have big boobs but they have brains unlike nlondes wo r the other way round so ofcourse we would loas the race,
see even im a dumb brunette im just havin a blonde moment.
ha ha ha ha ha |
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BlondesRule on March 28, 2005 @ 9:22 am |
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WELL BLONDES AREN’T WHORES EITHER AND WE AREN’T ANY BETTER THEN YOU STUPID BRUNETTES- GET OVER YOUR SELF AND STOP BRAGGING!! And who said blondes are jealous of brunettes- ya want every blonde to anvy ya is that the case?? WEll get a freakin life and stop acting so ALL THAT!!! ATLEAST I DON’T GO AROUND BRAGGING CAUSE I HAVE BLONDE HAIR. YOU BRUNETTES ARE SO PATHETIC AND IT’S NOT EVEN FUNNY. |
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wats my name again? on April 5, 2005 @ 5:33 pm |
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im a brunett and i actually thought that was hilarious!!! good one!!! |
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chloe on April 5, 2005 @ 10:27 pm |
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brunettes hair looks like the hair on a buffalows ass, they’re hair is soo plain and ugly! a blondes hair is beatiful and glows when the sun hits it when a brinettes hair looks like shit plus guys like blondes over brunettes or redheads!!! |
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Hot Chick on April 6, 2005 @ 6:51 pm |
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Chloe we can all tell your a blonde because it’s brunettes learn to spell |
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katie on April 11, 2005 @ 6:26 am |
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For pets sake whatever hair color you got be happy with it and stop fighting over which one is better!!! i’m a natural blonde and i think it’s shallow to judge people by thier hair. You may be disoppinted, there’s both beautiful blondes and brunttes and ugly ones too.. so get a life and get to know a person for who they are or your not worth it anyways!!! |
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blonde on April 11, 2005 @ 6:34 am |
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BLONDES ROCK!!! NO DOUBT ABOUT IT- BRUNETTES AND REDHEADS CAN BE COOL TOO BUT BLONDES KICK ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 |
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Omg!! on April 11, 2005 @ 4:08 pm |
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Seriously, that wasnt funny at all. I’m a brunette and to tell you the truth i dont think brunettes are really that stupid and i dont think blondes r like that too. Cus i noe alot of blondes that r smart>Just cus ur a blonde doesnt mean ur stupid and pretty too. cus u can be a blonde and be like the ugliest girl |
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... on April 12, 2005 @ 10:37 pm |
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Why can’t everyone see that there are equal amounts of dumb people, whores, and psychos in this world. Yes, the hair color is evenly distributed. Get over yourself you fucking retarded little kids!!! God, no one is better than another, yet a lot of you seem to think so. Prove to me that you are better than anyone else and I will change this. I extremely doubt you can find logical proof.
p.s. I liked the comment about brunettes being better spellers. Just read a couple of earlier comments by brunettes and you will see what I mean. Pssstch......whatever. |
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brunettes kik arse! on April 14, 2005 @ 12:35 am |
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well.... i hav a brilliant conclusion.....lets make some red head jokes that will stop all tha fighting between blondes and brunettes :D |
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JessL on April 17, 2005 @ 12:57 am |
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Wow, I think that anyone can be a dumbass! Seriously! Hair doesn’t really matter...it doesn’t effect your brain cells! Oh yea and that joke could have easily been a redhead or blonde joke! |
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Katie on April 17, 2005 @ 1:19 pm |
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I think some of these jokes are really stupid. I’ve seen some butt ugly blondes along with butt ugly brunettes. There are attractive blondes and brunettes too. Anyone who is smart would know that hair color has nothing to with how smart or how pretty you are.
Both blonde and brunette can be boring, dumb, ugly, pretty, goodlooking and it goes on.
Who cares about who’s better cause nobody is better then anyone else. I was born blonde and my hair turned dark blonde. Hair is just hair on your head that has color for goodness sake lol |
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u rock123 on April 18, 2005 @ 10:44 pm |
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Hey I freaken loved that joke..it rocked my soxs!!!! |
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KICKDASSMAN on April 19, 2005 @ 2:54 am |
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THIS IS A BLONDE JOKE...WTF? |
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Blonde Babe on April 19, 2005 @ 8:00 am |
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PEOPLE PEOPLE IF YOU KEEP FIGHTING OVER WHICH HAIR COLOR IS BETTER YOU WON’T GET ANYWHERE. IT’S ONLY HAIR!!! I THINK BLONDE HAIR IS VERY BEAUTIFUL AND IT REALLY SHINES.. BROWN HAIR IS A PRETTY COLOR TOO.. WHEN YOU MAKE FUN OF SOMEONES’ HAIR. YOUR MAKING FUN OF YOURSELVES.
SO WHO CARES ABOUT WHICH IS BETTER. IT’S NOT IMPORTANT. AND SOME OF YOU SAY BRUNETTES HAVE MORE CLASS THAN BLONDES. DO YOU EVEN KNOW THAT CLASS HAS TO DO WITH YOUR ATTITUDE. SOME OF YA BRUNETTES DON’T SEEM TO HAVE THAT IF YA DON’T STOP ACTING SO CRUEL TO BLONDES. THAT’S NOT CLASS PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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COF COF on April 19, 2005 @ 3:38 pm |
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DOZNT WORK WEN DA BROWN HEDZ R STUPID ITS DA FUKIN BLONDEZ HELLLOOOOOOOO |
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JessL on April 20, 2005 @ 12:54 am |
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Yea, I don’t get the whole hair color fued but whatever..... |
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sr on april 20 2005 on April 20, 2005 @ 2:27 pm |
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hilarious! |
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brunette6274678496 on April 21, 2005 @ 4:48 pm |
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that joke was funny |
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chloe(BLONDE) on April 23, 2005 @ 6:22 pm |
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Blondes may be stupid sometimes, but that is just becuase we are blonde, and there is also alot of blondes out there who are very smart! Brunettes can be stupid to, but thats only because the’re trying to act like a blonde, because they want to be one! Brunettes are just jealous of blondes because blondes get way more attenion than brunettes do! and every one loves a blonde, not a brunette. if brunettes are so much better than blondes than way are all the really famous beatiful people out there all blondes????? |
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sexibrunette on April 23, 2005 @ 9:07 pm |
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^^
wtf are you talking about.. jennefer garner.. jenifer aniston.. ME
there may be pretty blondes but there are def. more hot brunnetes.. we get better guys too and for the right reasons .. most guys wanna get with blondes b/c they wants some ass.. so you blonde bitches can have them.. i want the real guys that like me for me not just cause im a whore..
and chloe.. why the fuck would we want to be like blondes.. a ton of the nerds at my school are blondes or dirty blondes.. sooooo no i dont think so.. why would you call your self stupid? if you think your so stupid go back to gradeschool fat whore
~*brown haired sexy*~ |
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chloe on April 23, 2005 @ 11:45 pm |
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paris hilton, jessica simpson, britney spears, christina agulara, camrein deez, nicole kidmen, hilary duff, pamela anderson, reese witherspoon, nicole richie, jessica alba,gisele bundchen, jennifer aniston, heather graham, Ashlee olson, Gisele bundchen, kelly ripa, mariah carey, hidi klum, gwen stefani, could i name any more! yea im not going to say there are no pretty brunettes in the world because i’d be lieying their are! and guys wants blondes because they’re hot and alot of times they are way prettyer than brunettes, abd blondes have more fun! and blondes are not whores because all guys like you said want blondes, and if all guys want blondes and they would not even have to try to be an whore! |
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chloe on April 23, 2005 @ 11:52 pm |
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and the reson i said brunettes want to be like blondes is because if you didn’t why are so ensucure and come to this site and make your self feel better about bein a brunette??? and i belive you there are probley some nredy blondes in you school and there are also brunettes that are nredy too and for the most part blondes are the beatiful ones! i didn’t say i was stupid i said blondes can be stupid because the are blondes and they can be ditcy but it cute sometime but not if you try to be ditcy, and bruneetes can to but it fits better on blondes! and im not fat i weigh 97 pounds bitch and your the brunette so that makes you the fat whore!!! |
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Hot Chick on April 24, 2005 @ 12:09 pm |
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Chloe your fucking puthetic!Just because somebody is brunette doesn’t make them fat you dumb ass whore!!!!!!Chloe i think your one of those ugly ass blondes.And sexibrunette is right the only reason guys want blondes is to get some ass!What’s a blondes favorite nursery rhyme?Humpme Dumpme! |
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chloe on April 24, 2005 @ 6:20 pm |
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WOW, your funnie hot chich bitch, well you haven’t seen me, dont even try and say im an ugly blonde because i model and Ford Americas top modeling agency, and you have to try out to get in and its really really hard two it takes most people a year, so yeah i think its you who is the ugly! and your the fucking little brunette whore, like sexibrunette said blondes have guys fallin at their feet, so if blondes have so many guys that dont even have time to be a whore and they dont even have to try eather! It’s the brunettes that have to be whore to try and get guys because and the guys want the blondes first before that want the brunette, because guys go for blondes before brunettes! so brunettes have to be whores so they can get a guy!!!!!!!!!! fuck you hot chick..... |
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sam on April 25, 2005 @ 10:05 pm |
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intresting but i dont get it
im blonde i thought hindu was a countrie |
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chloe on April 26, 2005 @ 11:57 pm |
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WOW, thats a good one!! |
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Sam & Jen on April 29, 2005 @ 11:52 pm |
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I’m enjoying these stupid comments more then the joke itself............
From: blondie on February 23, 2005 @ 6:06 pm
Comment: I’m blonde and I still think this joke is dumb. HELLO!! WAKE UP LOSER!!! THe blondes are the stupid ones
DUMB ass
............sad sad, Its rich |
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Slim brunette on May 2, 2005 @ 6:12 pm |
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And all im saying is... Chloe just goes to prove a well known point... blondes are stupid and can’t spell.... i mean... you go on and say how intellegent you are and criticise brunettes for also making spelling mistakes when your just as bad if not more so.. not all words are spelt like they sound you know, I admit it would make life easier for the dumber ones if they were but sadly thats not the case. Sites like this just point out the intellects from the not so intellectual.
Another simple point... if blonde hair is so NATURALLY BEAUTIFUL how come the vast majority of blondes spend an absolute fortune on it getting it highlighted/lowlighted in salons? Answer that one. If you were SO confident in your hairs beauty and superiority over others surely one would assume there would be no need for it? How can something unnatural ever be classified as beautiful? Good question. Dark hair is naturally beautiful, glossy and classy. |
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Slim brunette on May 2, 2005 @ 6:13 pm |
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....In the end we have the last laugh as we’ve more money in our pockets to spend on other luxuries, like clothes... something many blondes don’t feel the need to buy... lol. At least brunettes can call themselves naturally beautiful... unlike blondes. Fake in more ways than their hair colour!
And blondes a final point....mystique is good you know. Don’t you know how attractive an alluring woman is to a guy? Very! |
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Brunettezrock on May 3, 2005 @ 3:26 pm |
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I’m a brunette, but the joke was funny....Brunettes rock c’mon! It would have been better as a blonde joke, but I love you blondez too! |
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Shane on May 3, 2005 @ 8:34 pm |
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y da fuck r people talkin bollshit dat brunettes have small boobs??????????NOT TRUE!!!!!i ve had blonds and brunettes as girlfriends and all of them were hot!!!!!!!!actuali many brunettes have bigger boobs than blondes!!!!!!!!!! |
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kelie on May 3, 2005 @ 8:55 pm |
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if brunetes and blondes r fighting..........wen should red heads and black heads start fightin???????y wont blondes and brunetes team up and gang up on da oder people!!!{im blonde and i like it dat way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!} |
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Tatyana on May 4, 2005 @ 6:07 pm |
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Hi i am a brunette i wonder why in movies they always put a blonde to be the mean 1 do you know why? |
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chloe on May 7, 2005 @ 11:28 pm |
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to tatyana, yes i know yeah is because they are the pretty ones and they are the most popular!!!! everyone knows it!!! |
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shane on May 7, 2005 @ 11:34 pm |
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yo man, i’ve gone out with both blones and brunettes, brunettes have like no boobs and they dont wax the pussy and nothings better than a nice waxed pussy man. and some blondes may be stupid but thats what makes us men love them, way are all the most beatiful people out there blondes, and all the famous people out there!! ey im the fuckin qarter back on my high school football team, and i date the most popular girl in school and shes a blonde and the most betiful girl in the worl!!! suck on that!!! |
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ben on May 7, 2005 @ 11:38 pm |
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wow, i love blondes, they are the hott ones who no how to do it right, and i agree with shane blondes always wax, brunettes are all into that hairy bush thing, eeewww, i think the blondes need to help the brunettes learn how to wax! and it doesn’t matter if a blonde is not natural, who cares about that, they’re still a blonde and they are soooo damb sexy to!! |
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big dick man on May 7, 2005 @ 11:41 pm |
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ya kno i love the ladys and the best ones are the blondes, because they kno how to have fun and stay slim, brunettes are fat asses who set around wishing they were blondes if they really didn’t they would not be here saying crap about blondes! |
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steve on May 7, 2005 @ 11:42 pm |
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BLONDES DO IT BETTER.....................PLUS THEY’RE WAT HOTTER THAN BRUNETTES EEEEEWWW NO ONE LIKES THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Hot Chick on May 8, 2005 @ 10:24 am |
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You guys must be blondes!!!!You can’t spell if your life depended on it!!!! |
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8 Mile on May 9, 2005 @ 8:37 pm |
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ya’ll brunnettes,blacks,whiteblondes,mexicans,asians, any women should not have pubic hair I saw a redheads pubic hair in a R rated movie called Bully with Nick Stal in it. it was damn nasty. my friend seems 2 like watching lesboz make out and pubic hair on women. well no fucking way! blondes aint prettier than brunetes and as damn fine as Jennifer Garner is ,she aint got nothing on lucy lui. well about the same as lucy lui but not as good as Halle Berry! |
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lol on May 12, 2005 @ 2:49 am |
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HAHAHAHA, MY COUSIN IS A BRUNETTE AND IS A TOTAL SLUT, SHE
WILL DO ANYTHING TO GET WHAT SHE WANTS. SO BRUNETTES THINK ABOUT THINGS BEFORE YOU JUDGE BLONDES LOL. YA AREN’T PERFECT EITHER.
I SWEAR IF ALL WOMAN WENT BRUNETTE THE WORLD WOULD BE A BORING PLACE LOL- THAT’S WHY WE HAVE OUR OWN HAIR COLOR THAT SUITS US. BLONDE, BRUNETTE, RED, BLACK, PINK OR ANY COLOR- IT’S JUST HAIR ON OUR HEADS HEHEHE. I COULD GO BRUNETTE AND HATE IT, IT WOULDN’T LOOK GOOD ON ME SO IDIOS BROWN LMAO!!!! |
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sol on May 12, 2005 @ 8:15 pm |
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nobody really cares what u think! |
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So Horny on May 16, 2005 @ 6:47 pm |
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a girl in a halter top makes me horny,nd a girl in a leather black outfit makes me horny and a girl in a two peice bathing suit makes me hornty. and a girl in a choker makes me horny,and a girl in white panties makes me horny and Jennifer Garner makes me horny, and Halle Berry in her catwomen outfit makes me horny,and lucy lu makes me horny. and a girl in a lacy black bra makes me so horny. a girl in a red/blue/black strappless dress makes me horny. and Japanese anime with girls in lingere makes me horny. and Victorias secert magazines makes my weiner go DOING DOING DOING! |
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Celine Dion on May 18, 2005 @ 4:38 pm |
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So Horny girl you must the ugly one, not your ****in clothes! |
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Celine Dion on May 18, 2005 @ 4:41 pm |
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fuck you Sol! |
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Celine Dion on May 18, 2005 @ 4:49 pm |
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I have brownish hair and im lovin it!!! It matches my skin tone!!! Visit me at Celine Dion. com!!! U will love it!!! |
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So horny's bro on May 18, 2005 @ 5:38 pm |
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aahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! I’m holding a fan to my dick. if I get a boner it will be chopped off! what should I think of to make it go down? victorias secret? oh man it’s getting harder! Lindsey Lohan? harder! Amanda Bynes? Harder! Beyonce? harder! I can’t lose my dick! aha! Celene Dion! there now my erection is down. |
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PEOPLE GONNA DIE on May 21, 2005 @ 3:41 pm |
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People are going to die today becase I am going to kill them, starting with all of you. |
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john on May 22, 2005 @ 8:00 pm |
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blondes are so much hotter than brunettes, bruenttes are the sluts because that the only way they can get a guy, blondes have guys droppin at their feet....GUYS PREFER BLONDES!!!!!! |
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nollee on May 23, 2005 @ 5:35 pm |
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all i got to say is......BLONDES ARE SOOOO MUCH HOTTER!!!!!!
blondie |
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Peter on May 24, 2005 @ 8:54 pm |
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Brunnetes maKE BLONDES LOOK LIKE SOUTHERN DRUNK BITCHES FROM ALABAMA!!!!!!!! |
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Peter on May 24, 2005 @ 8:54 pm |
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Brunnetes maKE BLONDES LOOK LIKE SOUTHERN DRUNK BITCHES FROM ALABAMA!!!!!!!! |
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ZeroClarity on May 24, 2005 @ 9:00 pm |
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it shouldnt matter what hair color the fucking person has in the joke anyways....as long as its funny.....plus there are jokes about blondes and brunettes...hmm and what a about red head jokes....hmmm well w/e all of you people have your heads shoved so far up your asses that you are too blind to see that it doesnt matter what hair color you have you can be blonde and smart or brunette and stupid or vice versa it really doesnt matter....but arguing about hair color....its all pointless and it doesnt make sense at all....cause seriously its fucking annoying |
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Black_Hearted on May 24, 2005 @ 9:01 pm |
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i agree with your zeroclarity all the arguing is pointless but it will probably never end |
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AlliesStepMom on May 27, 2005 @ 9:04 pm |
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You people are fucked up...Let’s finish this
....After approximately 14 hours, the BRUNETTE staggered up on the shore . About 40 minutes later, the REDHEAD crawled declared the second place finisher. Nearly 4 hours after that, the BLONDE finally came ashore. When the reporters asked why it took her so long to complete the race she replied "I don’t want to sound like I’m a sore loser
But I think those two other girls were using their arms"
There, are we all happy now? For fuck sakes, get over it. Oh, wait! We forgot the redheads!
...After approximately 14 hours, the BLONDE staggered up on the shore. About 40 minutes later, the BRUNETTE crawled up. Nearly 4 hours after that, the REDHEAD finally came ashore. When the reporters asked why it took her so long to complete the race she replied
"I don’t want to sound like I’m a sore loser
But I think those two other girls were using their arms"
Well now, I think that just about gets everyone. |
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Face Reality on June 8, 2005 @ 12:36 am |
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We all know the reality is that blonde women DO get much more attention than brunettes, and for a woman, being blonde (esp. natural blonde, which usually means blue eyes and most importantly, a blonde pussy) is the single most impt. factor in determining how popular she is. Just take one look at a magazine rack for adult magazines...look at how the probably 90% of the cover girls look - usually natural blonde..Why? Because publishers know what sells...and nothing sell more than a a woamn with soft, golden hair, porcelain skin, and of course, a creamy, blonde vagina. |
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Eminem Fan on June 8, 2005 @ 4:49 pm |
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Blonde is an ugly hair color! it looks like somebody pissed in hair! Brunnetes are better kissers! |
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joker on June 11, 2005 @ 7:38 pm |
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There was a blonde tennis team and a brunnete tennis team so they are riding on a double decker bus so the brunnetes get the first floor and they R having a ball. They go upstairs 2 the blondes and say "Come party with us!" The blondes look freaked out. "Well at least u have a driver! they said |
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Brunettes Rule on June 17, 2005 @ 2:36 pm |
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haha that was funny! Yeah brunettes are the next blonde!! |
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brunette on June 19, 2005 @ 2:43 pm |
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um, that wasnt very funny...blondes are the dumb ones!!! hello wake up smell the coffee, where have u been all ur life?? goodness........ |
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CYNTHIA on June 24, 2005 @ 11:17 pm |
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DAMN IT I´M BORED,WHO WILL SAVE US NOW?
THE CHAPULIN COLORADO! |
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Brunettes Kick ass on June 29, 2005 @ 2:21 pm |
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thats an awesome joke. |
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wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! on June 30, 2005 @ 8:00 am |
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steve you’re a dick, no one likes brunettes? then how did all those recent hot brunette super models come to be.... and the past girls to win Miss Universe, who have been brunette for some years now...?
to "lol" the world would be a boring place with only blondes in it too ( with any hair color as the only hair color for that matter) i got sick of blondes cuz they are all over my school, real ones but mostly fake ones.. i am glad i have dark silky hair and it stood out and guys love me so yeah guys do love brunettes. you stupid ppl are just so stupid!! |
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Curly brown hair on July 11, 2005 @ 10:45 am |
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Ok the joke was funny whether you have brown hair or not seriously i’m a brunette you don’t see me getting all angry over it it’s just a joke. ANd beside blondes put up with this sorta thing more than the rest of us do so leave them alone. I have no problems with blondes until they start bad mouthing other hair colors cuz then I get angry.Whether your hair is red,brown,blonde or black.(Or anything else) We are all the same and guys are all different when it comes to which they like best so stop with this stupid "I’m better than you" Bullshit. I personally think each of the colors is bbeautiful in their own ways.
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::::::.......::::::: on August 11, 2005 @ 2:58 pm |
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the fact that your arguing over hair color is pathetic i really dont get iti dont care when someone gives me blonde jokes it really doesnt matter a joke is a joke get over it i put it up here because of that not so it got argued over |
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brunettes rules on August 23, 2005 @ 12:45 pm |
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dat joke iz shit blondes r stupid
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Brunette forever on September 19, 2005 @ 3:07 pm |
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Excuse me blonde and happy, your hair colour does not prove whether you’re smart or not! I go to a private school and you have to pass an exam to get in, plus i’m not an ignoramus. it proves that u r for thinking your hair colour proves your personality, it’s called CLOSED MINDED! I wouldn’t judge a person on their hair colour, our head girl Heidi has won countless Physics prizes and is really clever and blonde. Blondes shouldn’t have to be stupid and neither do brunette’s anyway any hair colour is beautiful. personally i think u r stupid for saying ’i have to say mostly brunettes are complete ignaramoses and the anthrpamorfic conception of stupid!!!’ coz that u dumbass! |
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sexy on September 19, 2005 @ 3:10 pm |
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blondes are not dumb Marilyn Monroe gave blondes that name but how can a hair colour effect who brainy you are it is down to a good education. just because blonde hair is a sign of beauty people who are jealous are pathetic cuz all they do is make jokes to give them a bad name when really it is because you are jealous.It is tight taking the piss out of hair colour because people don’t choice what they look like before they were born, loads of people i know wish they were natural blondes because it is a beatiful colour. Grow up and get over it . blondes are not stupid brunette is the colour of SHIT HA HA .
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insane on October 7, 2005 @ 4:59 am |
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ok...that one was used for a blonde WAAAYYY before you turned it into a brunette joke...do ur research |
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