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Bush is changing the Flag
Posted by: kyle on April 3, 2005 @ 11:42 pm
PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH ANNOUNCED TODAY THAT HE IS
CHANGING THE NATION’S EMBLEM TO A CONDOM BECAUSE IT MORE
CLEARLY REFLECTS HIS ADMINISTRATION’S OFFICAL & POLITICAL
STANCE.
HERE ARE A FEW REASONS THAT HAVE CAUSED HIM TO DO THIS.
THIS IS COMPLETLY BACKED BY INTELLIGENCE REPORTS THAT HIS
ADMINSTRATION HAS RECEIVED AND REVIEWED.
A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, destroys the next
generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security
while you’re actually being screwed.
It just doesn’t get more accurate than that.
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| From: |
Katthew Villani on April 10, 2005 @ 1:52 pm |
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No, the official flag of the GWB administration is the US flag with the Isreali flag where the 50 stars are. |
| From: |
Elvishfarmer on April 10, 2005 @ 2:40 pm |
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Bloody oath, Villani! |
| From: |
gary on April 12, 2005 @ 2:27 am |
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Go to bed Katthew. |
| From: |
dee on April 14, 2005 @ 3:03 pm |
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hahaha pretty funny...good one
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| From: |
Andrea on May 19, 2005 @ 8:29 pm |
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Not to mention it’s full of gunk. |
| From: |
Poo on May 31, 2005 @ 8:39 am |
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I don’t think people like you Dezz Nuts.... |
| From: |
Kirsten on June 4, 2005 @ 5:36 am |
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*Thinks dezz nutsts is cool when it isn’t some retarded imposter* |
| From: |
... on October 17, 2005 @ 4:15 pm |
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kyle ; - ur just a¸lier this is sooo stupid. i think that if it was real other people than u would know it |
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