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The Bush plane
Posted by: Artsy Aly on April 7, 2005 @ 4:49 am
There is the Pope, a 10 year old boy, George Bush, an accountant and a
lawyer on a plane and only 4 parachutes on board when all of a sudden
the engins die and the plane starts to go down. The accountant says, "the
world runs around money so I have to live" He jumps out of the plane. The
lawyer stands up next and says" The world needs law and order so I must
live as well" He jumps out of the plane. George Bush stands up and says"
I’m the president of the USA and the most important person in the world, I
can’t die" He jumps out of the plane as well. The Pope says to the little
boy, " You take the last parachute and live I’ve done my job in this world."
The little bay responds and says" Acually there are two parachutes left
George Bush just grabbed my school bag. |
Add your own comment
| From: |
why u care on April 7, 2005 @ 6:57 pm |
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bush really is a dum mother fucker |
| From: |
wow... on April 11, 2005 @ 1:32 pm |
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that’s funny, hey what did bush reply when he was asked to spell bagdhad?
BOOM, that’s how u spell it.
(not very funny i know) |
| From: |
usama on April 12, 2005 @ 2:24 am |
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I love dubya. Can we keep him as prez another eight years? |
| From: |
108 on April 16, 2005 @ 10:26 pm |
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i am 9 years old you guys suck.
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| From: |
LIL JOE on April 21, 2005 @ 10:44 pm |
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BAGHDAD, Iraq — The bodies of 41 Kuwaitis believed killed during the first Gulf War have been unearthed in southern Iraq, one of 295 MASS GRAVES containing THOUSANDS of Saddam Hussein’s victims uncovered in the two years since U.S.-led forces invaded and ousted the dictator, Iraq’s Human Rights Minister said Saturday. 4/16/2005 |
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Artsy Aly on May 10, 2005 @ 11:04 pm |
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I’m Canadian so I can make fun of him all I want and chances are he won’t blow me up
because we are better than americans. |
| From: |
zara on May 16, 2005 @ 2:39 am |
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all dumb blonds vote for bush
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| From: |
johny on May 16, 2005 @ 2:42 am |
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wat does f.b.i stand for ?
fuck bush immediatly |
| From: |
link on May 16, 2005 @ 2:43 am |
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zelda rocks
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| From: |
supergflexx on June 17, 2005 @ 9:39 pm |
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Bush is a dumb ass!! |
| From: |
some guy on July 2, 2005 @ 4:29 pm |
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what’s LiBrande doing in a prison therapy? Find out here;
Stoner : ’ Rapper’s Delight ’ joke - comment section - it’s worth a yuk or two.
forget Disney world or Cedar Point...take your kids here ^......it’s free |
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