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Bush Fan
Posted by: Harty Boy on April 22, 2005 @ 8:16 pm
Bush or Kerry
There’s a teacher in a small Texas town. She asks her class how many of
them are Bush fans.
Not really knowing what a Bush fan is, but wanting to be liked by the
teacher, all the kids raise their hands except one boy--Johnny.
The teacher asks Johnny why he has decided to be different. Johnny says,
"I’m not a Bush fan."
The teacher says, "Why aren’t you a Bush fan?"
Johnny says, "I’m a John F. Kerry fan." The teacher asks why he’s a Kerry
fan. The boy says, "Well, my mom’s a Kerry fan, and my Dad’s a Kerry fan,
so I’m a Kerry fan!"
The teacher is kind of angry, because this is Texas, so she says, "What if
you’re Mom was a moron, and you’re dad was an idiot, what would that
make you?"
Johnny says, "That would make me a Bush fan." |
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| From: |
Bush HAter on April 25, 2005 @ 9:22 pm |
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LOL, damn that shits funny |
| From: |
ned on April 25, 2005 @ 11:57 pm |
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very good |
| From: |
leetnes on May 12, 2005 @ 5:47 am |
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good |
| From: |
Harty Boy on May 12, 2005 @ 7:53 pm |
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Thank you, Thank you |
| From: |
heavens rascal 05 on May 15, 2005 @ 3:39 pm |
| Comment: |
dat woz da only joke dat woz funny |
| From: |
secret man on May 16, 2005 @ 7:44 pm |
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i wanna tell you a secret but then it won’t be a secret but I shaved my Bush!!! shhh don’t tell! and swirling and twirling and fucking and sucking! |
| From: |
nunya on May 16, 2005 @ 10:54 pm |
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holy shit, secret man ur a fucking psycho dude, go get some mental help you pyschotic
butthole bandit ass mother fucker. |
| From: |
Harty Boy on May 19, 2005 @ 7:56 pm |
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nunya, go find someone ur own intelligence to pick on. Like cheney or ashcroft or maybe
even britney spears. those are all swell candidates |
| From: |
Harty Boy Sucks on June 6, 2005 @ 9:12 pm |
| Comment: |
U LOSER THAT JOKE SUCKED ASS! U ADVERTISED ON MINE SO I’M GONNA ADVERTISE ON YOURS! EVERYONE CHECK OUT "Bush’s Death" On Bush Jokes Its Probably On The First Page! Its Before This One... |
| From: |
Harty Boy on June 8, 2005 @ 12:56 am |
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ey, yo suck my dick, just cuz ur lame ass joke sucked dont come cry in mine |
| From: |
Dick Cogenbulls on June 17, 2005 @ 1:51 pm |
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That was the first joke i’ve read that didn’t suck |
| From: |
supergflexx on June 17, 2005 @ 9:36 pm |
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Good one !!!!!!!!!! |
| From: |
Harty Boy on June 20, 2005 @ 1:44 pm |
| Comment: |
im the shit :) |
| From: |
Fuhrer Panza on June 20, 2005 @ 3:04 pm |
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wow dude,ur great, and the thing is, that is completly true! notice how all the educated states voted Kerry and the middle poverty Drirtfarming rednecks voted bush...54% of america is above and beyond stupid... |
| From: |
Yep on June 27, 2005 @ 12:42 am |
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Kansas is full of middle-classed farmers and for some reasn they always vote republican and keep getting fucked.
Do you think they’ll ever wake up?
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| From: |
some guy on July 2, 2005 @ 4:29 pm |
| Comment: |
what’s LiBrande doing in a prison therapy? Find out here;
Stoner : ’ Rapper’s Delight ’ joke - comment section - it’s worth a yuk or two.
forget Disney world or Cedar Point...take your kids here ^......it’s free |
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dubya rocks on July 23, 2005 @ 6:30 pm |
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wait wait wait. you said that ALL the intelligent states voted for Kerry. Take a look at a red/blue America map again dumbass. I think something like 12 out of 50 voted for George Bush. To me, that means that those few states are the retarded ones. MORE THAN 50% VOTED FOR BUSH. I am proud to be a Texan, a conservative, oh and I am incredibly proud that I am a single mother to a newborn and to have a 4.0 at my university while majoring in Government. Therefore I think that I qualify as intelligent. Go do your research, and get with it, this country is a conservative one and it sure isn’t going to get any more liberal; at least not as long as I have anything to say about it. (and other conservative about 38 states worth) |
| From: |
Dusty on September 26, 2005 @ 1:24 pm |
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Dubya Rocks Are you sure your not smokin rocks because whoever voted for Bush was on somethin’ I bet after Katrina 100% of the Bush votes wish they wouldn’t have voted for that heartless moron. |
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... on October 17, 2005 @ 4:14 pm |
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ive hurd that joke so manytimes and it still sucks... |
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