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Fill it up with water
Posted by: JM on May 6, 2005 @ 11:21 am

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One day George Bush, Osama Bin Laden, and Suddam Hussain was walking through the desert when they saw a lamp.

They all grabbed the lamp at the same time and a geanie came out. The geanie said I can grant you all one wish because I can only grant three every time I come out.

So Suddam went first and said I wish to have peace with all countries.
A snap of the geanies finger and the wish was granted.

Bin Laden went next he said I want a wall 50 feet wide and 100 feet tall built around my country with no windows, no cracks, and no doors. A snap of the fingers and there was a wall.

Bush went next, he said, So you want a wall 50 feet wide and 100 feet tall.

Bin Laden said yes thats right.

Bush said fill it up with water!! And the wish was granted.


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From: jacob on May 29, 2005 @ 9:59 am
Comment: that joke sickedass

From: Nerp on May 31, 2005 @ 8:31 am
Comment: Bush isn’t that smart. If anything it would of been the other way around. Although I don’t like Osama, I think he’s doing a pritty good job of hiding, either that or Bush forgot about the person who killed hundereds of americans...

From: gary on June 1, 2005 @ 2:56 am
Comment: make that thousands and still counting...

   
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