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price of bush’s brain
Posted by: asdfgh on May 11, 2005 @ 3:48 am
there’s a rich guy who was diagnosed of having brain cancer and gonna die soon. the doc suggests him to do a brain transplantation and lists the choices of brains he can use and the price of them
karl marx’s brain for 1 million dollars
einstein’s brain, 2 million dollars
bush’s brain, 5 million dollars
the rich guy was surprised that the price of bush’s brain is more expensive than the other two genius, and inquired the doc
the doc simply replies, "simple, his brain is brand new. he never uses it in his entire life." |
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gs on May 23, 2005 @ 3:53 pm |
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its funny |
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nunya on May 23, 2005 @ 7:04 pm |
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if you think about ur joke, it makes absolutely no sense. because if they were selling
brains on how much they used them then einsteins brain would be at the very bottom and
marxs’ to. people like britney spears and paris hilton would be on top. sorry but ur joke is
illogically incorrect. |
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hm on May 28, 2005 @ 4:46 pm |
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If something is ’illogically incorrect’, then it is automatically ’correct’. The term you are looking for is ’logically incorrect’. Two negatives make a positive.
Your argument is, therefore, logically incorrect.
:P |
| From: |
jacob on May 29, 2005 @ 9:57 am |
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thats funny |
| From: |
rick james on May 29, 2005 @ 2:00 pm |
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if i was alive i would slap all of you |
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badgirl on May 31, 2005 @ 12:10 am |
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thats funny!!!!!!! |
| From: |
Nert on May 31, 2005 @ 8:37 am |
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I bet you guys don’t even know who Karl Marx is:P |
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gary on June 1, 2005 @ 2:53 am |
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he was in the movies with his brothers. |
| From: |
Karl Marx on June 2, 2005 @ 1:35 am |
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Wrong, dick! |
| From: |
gary on June 2, 2005 @ 10:58 pm |
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Don’t be such a grouch-o, Karl, or you’ll be playing a harp-o.
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| From: |
Kirsten on June 4, 2005 @ 5:27 am |
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Gary, dude. Don’t talk. Your’e cool and all, but... you just said something retarded.
Karl Marx. Marxism. Tada. |
| From: |
Revo Lution on June 7, 2005 @ 10:17 am |
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Marxism is the fun you have when you’re not poking fun at fat yanks. |
| From: |
WHITE REVOLUTION on June 24, 2005 @ 9:34 am |
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THE ONLY SOLUTION |
| From: |
some guy on July 2, 2005 @ 4:28 pm |
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what’s LiBrande doing in a prison therapy? Find out here;
Stoner : ’ Rapper’s Delight ’ joke - comment section - it’s worth a yuk or two.
forget Disney world or Cedar Point...take your kids here ^......it’s free |
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ILOVECANADA!!!! on July 15, 2005 @ 12:50 pm |
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Bush is stupid, we all know that, no point of puting that fact in a joke |
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i luv TX-Canada sux on July 16, 2005 @ 12:41 pm |
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Bush Rocks i love Texas!! I love Republicans!! I hate liberal anti-American assholes. I pretty much hate all of Europe and Canada also. England is cool, so is Tony Blair. Michael Moore is a fat lying slob. George Bush is my hero, JEB in 2008!!! |
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JO Canadian on July 16, 2005 @ 12:41 pm |
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Never been used? That IS good.
It’s just a matter of getting the brain to work now, that’s all.
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lol on October 17, 2005 @ 4:14 pm |
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lol thisjoke is damn good
nunya : - stop being so serious
i luv TX-Canada sux ; - lol u are so stupid, i even think u come from the same family as george bush! how could u like killers and stupid people like gB??!! |
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