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Bush’s Death
Posted by: w00t-er on May 11, 2005 @ 9:46 pm
Theres 4 people on a plane and the plane is about to crash into a mountain. Unfortunately there are only 3 parachutes. The people on the plance are: Micheal Jordan, The Pope, Bush, and 9-year old.
They cant deside which 3 people will get parachutes.
Micheal Jordan takes a parachute and yells "I’m too famous to die!"
*Jumps off the plane*
Bush yells out "I’m the president of the USA! I can’t die!"
*Jumps off plane*
Its down to The Pope and the 9-year old boy. Only one parachute left.
The Pope says "It’s ok I’ve lived my years, I’ll let the kid go."
Then the kid says "It’s ok we can both go. That stupid american guy that looks like a monkey took my backpack." |
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Ryan on May 12, 2005 @ 11:45 pm |
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Hahahahaha! Looks like a monkey! Lmao! good joke i gave it a 5 it deserves one! |
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Domi on May 13, 2005 @ 8:34 am |
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that was mad funny good joke |
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W00t-er on May 14, 2005 @ 9:44 pm |
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☺Thanks guyz☺ |
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????? on May 15, 2005 @ 5:05 am |
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Wots sooo funny bout an absoulote bollocks joke?
fart |
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heavens rascal 05 on May 15, 2005 @ 3:29 pm |
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pow nt dat funny |
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miranda on May 15, 2005 @ 5:23 pm |
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Absolutely hilarious and so true! |
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Harty Boy on May 15, 2005 @ 9:02 pm |
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My joke "Bush Fan" is 10x better than this joke, even though this one is quite amusing. |
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Musk Butt on May 21, 2005 @ 8:39 pm |
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Dumb Michael Jordan. Dead Monkey. |
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dis dick on May 24, 2005 @ 12:15 am |
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deez nutts can suck a dick. Bush looks like the Monkey you focker. |
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dis dick on May 24, 2005 @ 12:16 am |
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deez nutts can suck a dick. Bush looks like the Monkey you focker. |
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jacob on May 29, 2005 @ 10:09 am |
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good one |
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gary on June 1, 2005 @ 2:50 am |
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Bush look like monkey-dick |
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Ruffles! on June 6, 2005 @ 8:59 pm |
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Take My Ruffles And Die!
Oh and by the way deez nutts is a dumb fuck cuz he meant bush looks like a monkey u fucking morron not micheal jordan! why the hell you think its in "Bush Jokes" Retard!? |
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gfgrfdg on June 6, 2005 @ 8:59 pm |
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gfdgfdgfd on June 6, 2005 @ 8:59 pm |
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gfghgfhg on June 6, 2005 @ 9:01 pm |
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i on June 20, 2005 @ 3:40 pm |
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ive heard that joke like 5 times in other situations, not with bush tho |
| From: |
some guy on July 2, 2005 @ 4:28 pm |
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what’s LiBrande doing in a prison therapy? Find out here;
Stoner : ’ Rapper’s Delight ’ joke - comment section - it’s worth a yuk or two.
forget Disney world or Cedar Point...take your kids here ^......it’s free |
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muslimboy gary on July 3, 2005 @ 10:21 pm |
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Dat nigga bassetball playa looka lika ape. he da monkeyboy. bush lives!!!!! |
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Nikki on July 17, 2005 @ 10:45 pm |
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haha funny joke bush duz look like a monkey
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HAHA on October 17, 2005 @ 4:14 pm |
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lol this joke is hilarious! |
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