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going to heaven
Posted by: oflmao on May 17, 2005 @ 11:17 pm
this guy goes to heavon and at the gates there’s all these clocks. And the guy says to god, " what are all these clocks for?"
And he says, "every time some one lies, the hands on the clock spin." And the guy says, "were’s bush’s clock?"
And god says, " It’s in my room. Im useing it as a cieling fan."
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REy-REy on May 18, 2005 @ 11:34 am |
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great joke for all the dumb peopple that didnt get it, it spins so fast it is like a fan
4\5 out of 5
REy-REy, dirty jokes inc./staff |
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. on May 18, 2005 @ 7:17 pm |
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this is the funny ist joke ever |
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Harty-Boy on May 18, 2005 @ 10:35 pm |
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4 out 5 on the joke, -1 out of 5 on the spelling |
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mr.kewldude on May 18, 2005 @ 10:46 pm |
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this joke is so cool lo, lol lol lool lol lol lol lol lll loloololololololololololoololololololololololololoololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololollololoololololololololololololololololoololololololoolloloollololololoolololololtlololthis joke is so funny omg |
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staff on May 19, 2005 @ 9:56 pm |
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you did a good job on this joke you git a 5!!!!! good work kep it up
from diryjokes staff. |
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k on May 19, 2005 @ 9:56 pm |
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cool joke
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lol on May 19, 2005 @ 9:57 pm |
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that wus funny lol
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APPLE PIE on May 27, 2005 @ 11:24 pm |
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APPLE PIE |
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jacob on May 29, 2005 @ 10:11 am |
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funny joke |
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Nice on May 31, 2005 @ 8:35 am |
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Nice joke there....... stupid stupid bush... why did you guys vote for him again? |
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John Kerry on June 1, 2005 @ 2:47 am |
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that’s worth a four. |
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Ralph Nader on June 2, 2005 @ 1:33 am |
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Nope, don’t like it. |
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Michael Moore on June 2, 2005 @ 10:54 pm |
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Come on Ralph, you’ve never laughed in your whole life.
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Ralph Nader on June 4, 2005 @ 5:23 am |
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I laughed when my wife suggested I run for president again. |
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some guy on July 2, 2005 @ 4:28 pm |
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what’s LiBrande doing in a prison therapy? Find out here;
Stoner : ’ Rapper’s Delight ’ joke - comment section - it’s worth a yuk or two.
forget Disney world or Cedar Point...take your kids here ^......it’s free |
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some guy on July 3, 2005 @ 10:24 pm |
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im a redneck ghetto wannabe biotch who licks shit outa assholes cos i like the flavor and it’s free |
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the critic on July 25, 2005 @ 5:32 pm |
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at first i read it to fast and i thought it said when someone DIES. but then i read it again. very clever. great job |
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