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Posted by: spock on May 22, 2005 @ 10:39 am
there was a man hu had a house it was a big house. 1 day he went 4 sum
bread. wen he came home it was on fire, n a little green man was running
away from it!! he got a nw house it was smaller than the big house. it was
medioca size house. n he went 4 sum milk n he came bak n the medioca
house was on fire. n the little green man was running away. so he bought
a smaller house, this was average. he went 2 buy sum butter. he came
home and the average house was on fire and a little green man was
running away. so then he bought a small house. it was piddley. he went 2
buy sum cheese n wen he came bak the piddley house was on fire and a
little green man was running away. so he ran out of moiney. so he lived in
a cardboard box at the side of kingston street in maclesfield. he went 2
buy sum olives wit his last 50p. wen he came bak his box was on fire and
the little green man was runin away!! so he thought "i will chase that son
a bitch n hunt him down like the dog that he is!!" so he did. hhe chased
him all oover the world but wen he finally caught him he sed "is it u hu
keeps setting me houses on fire??" and the little green man ses.......
"yes"
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| From: |
nunya on May 24, 2005 @ 7:53 pm |
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uhh what the FUCK are u talking bout |
| From: |
some dude on May 25, 2005 @ 7:42 pm |
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w-t-f is going on?go find help you need it desperately..good luck |
| From: |
i understannd on May 27, 2005 @ 9:39 pm |
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you must be british u bastard because you triked me onto reading that shit. |
| From: |
Follop on May 31, 2005 @ 8:33 am |
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Nope, the British are much more clever with wording things, unlike americans who skip letters and get away with it... |
| From: |
Marcel Du Moi on May 31, 2005 @ 10:03 am |
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That was fucking GOLD man! I even had a little bit of wee go out after I finished. I give you a top score. |
| From: |
Anusful O'Maggots on June 1, 2005 @ 2:42 am |
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Excellent story, mon. |
| From: |
Dick Cogenbulls on June 17, 2005 @ 1:11 pm |
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the same thing happened me
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| From: |
Me on June 27, 2005 @ 8:47 pm |
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Can someone explain this joke? I don’t get it. |
| From: |
fallschirmjager on June 28, 2005 @ 6:11 am |
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Typical fuckin British Pongo. You give the brit’s a bad name, you otta get twated you lil’ prick |
| From: |
huh on July 20, 2005 @ 1:44 am |
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huh |
| From: |
mean ass american on July 21, 2005 @ 2:33 pm |
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i hate british people. U STUCK UP BASTARDS |
| From: |
dabbt on July 26, 2005 @ 3:46 pm |
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i don’t Get it |
| From: |
Karen on August 4, 2005 @ 2:06 pm |
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what the fuck???????? man that was a fucken stupid joke!!!!!!!!! never ever post a joke here again, that is my advice to u |
| From: |
noooo on September 2, 2005 @ 1:45 pm |
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you made me read all of that for nothing? Smart but stupid..
British people are cool bot stuck up. I can’t believe everybody here that commented thought it was a serious joke. |
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Ollie on October 14, 2005 @ 3:35 am |
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You hate British people? - ok fine, just as long as you feel qualified to judge in your media governed, and therefore ignorant monoculture. When was the last time you went somewhere without a drive-through and the locals didn’t all speak English?
And American beer is rubbish, you lot don’t know what you’re missing in life because you’re either too ignorant or scared to try it.
Americans make me laugh, what’s it like to blindly follow? |
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Ean on October 20, 2005 @ 12:56 pm |
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NO NO NO NO NO! you totally fucked up the joke, it’s supposed to be "no" not "yes" at the end. Oh and BTW yanks are far more stuck up than brits, at least those that I’ve met, they all think they own the world. actual quote form a yank in Rome "Whaddya mean you don’t accept dollars!!" gawd |
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joker - rekoj on October 31, 2005 @ 3:55 pm |
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its too long!! |
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