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U.S.A. Debt Consolidation



Special Test
Posted by: Worcs Lad on August 4, 2005 @ 3:00 pm

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With all your honour and dignity - what would you do? This test only has one question, but it’s a very important one.
Please don’t answer it without giving it some serious thinking...
By giving an honest answer you will be able to test where you stand morally.
The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation, where you will have to make a decision one way or the other.
Remember that your answer needs to be honest, but yet spontaneous.............
You’re in Florida...In Miami, to be exact...There is a chaos going on around you, caused by a hurricane along with all the flooding...
There are huge masses of water all around you.... You are a professional photographer.... .and you are in the middle of this great disaster ....
You’re trying to shoot very impressive photos...
There are houses and people floating around you, disappearing into the water... Nature is showing all its destructive power...
Suddenly you see a man, steering a big, black van... He is fighting for his life, trying not to be taken away by a massive wall of water and mud...
You move closer...
Somehow the man looks familiar...... Suddenly you know who it is - it’s George W. Bush! In that same instant you notice that the raging waters
are about to take him away, forever... You have two options.
You can save him - or you can take the best photo of your life.
You can save the life of George W. Bush, or you can shoot a Pulitzer prize winning photo...
A photo displaying the death of a very powerful man...

And here’s the question: (Please give an honest answer)............


Will you make the photo black-and-white, or colour?


Add your own comment

From: nunya on August 5, 2005 @ 3:00 pm
Comment: thats fucking good dude, damn. im high and it was good so i mean damn

From: big red on August 10, 2005 @ 4:38 pm
Comment: i have more respect for a frinch feamal dog or in other words a (bitch) than i do for our pesident thats y when i am mad at some one is say ( you son of a bush ) insted of( you son of a biych)

From: punk rock chick on August 17, 2005 @ 2:06 am
Comment: colour

From: big red on August 29, 2005 @ 3:11 pm
Comment: coulour

From: cici on August 30, 2005 @ 11:59 am
Comment: ha ha ha i luvd it!!! keep em cumin m8!!!!!




defo black-an-white

From: Ripper on August 31, 2005 @ 1:08 am
Comment: Funny

From: yaycanada on September 10, 2005 @ 3:18 am
Comment: kick ass!

From: Dusty on September 26, 2005 @ 1:24 pm
Comment: Definetly color

From: Maya on September 28, 2005 @ 4:34 pm
Comment: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha !
black n white

From: stick on October 11, 2005 @ 4:43 pm
Comment: whoever is trying to correct spelling a few of ya JACKASS’S first of all in Canada it is colour and in the States its color there drop it you want to be grammer experts DUH!!!!!!

From: canadian boy on October 11, 2005 @ 4:44 pm
Comment: best joke i ever heard, i would have to choose black and wite cuz he dont deserve to be colorized since he got all of those innocent soldiers killed.

From: ... on October 17, 2005 @ 4:14 pm
Comment: lol definately black and white

   
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