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Captured
Posted by: shorty on October 4, 2004 @ 1:47 pm

Go Back

A man knocked on a persons door and said " oh Presidant Bush has been
captured by the Talaban and if we dont send them a billon pounds then
they will burn Bush on a fire with petrol." Can you help us

The man replies " Okay, so how much have you raised then"

He replies " About 2 gallons"




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From: Dr. Dennis Harvard on October 9, 2004 @ 5:45 pm
Comment: Bush is Jewish. Enough said.
Dr. Dennis, Harvard

From: DENNIS on October 9, 2004 @ 10:34 pm
Comment: BUSH SUCKS , HE IS A CORPORATE CRIMIMAL. MY FARTS SMELL BETTER THAN BUSH

From: a Conservative on October 23, 2004 @ 8:39 pm
Comment: You mean methodist? I can see how you get those two mixed up, stupid moron. Yeah i hate it how people say, "I HATE BUSH HES STUPID" and they dont explain why? I mean hes not perfect but at least hes consistant, look at Kerry, hes voted against every side hes supporting. Saddam was a threat and needed to be taken out of power but this was the wrong war at the wrong time? Id add more but I dont know which side hes on this week, probably the same side the polls are. Come on wake up America

From: Bushin2004 on October 25, 2004 @ 6:41 pm
Comment: Kerry is a freaking moronic bastard. Bush is going to wipe his ass on Kerry’s face come 11/2

From: howl on November 3, 2004 @ 3:20 pm
Comment: Man FUCK ALL YOU FUCKIN BUSH SUPPORTERS ITS BECAUSE OF HIM I LOST MY OWN FUCKIN FATHER

From: waz on November 23, 2004 @ 8:47 am
Comment: let bush die we all fukin hate the bastard

From: me on December 15, 2004 @ 5:54 pm
Comment: apparently not waz, considering he beat kerry

From: Kirsten on June 4, 2005 @ 2:14 pm
Comment: I LOVE IT!

From: ... on October 17, 2005 @ 4:15 pm
Comment: a Conservative : - well its seems easy for u to say that. ur not the one who lost her 2 parents eh, so just fuck u. because of this I also lost a aunt who killed herself!!!

HOWL IS RIGHT

   
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