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Kerry
Posted by: Michael on November 11, 2004 @ 9:41 pm
I figured out why us Americans are loosing money.
Kerrys face was so big he made us buy big screen tv’s just to fit his face on so we could watch the debates. |
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| From: |
Gaz on November 15, 2004 @ 6:12 pm |
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Speaks for itself really, hope your not a comedian |
| From: |
kelsey on November 20, 2004 @ 11:02 pm |
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BUSH SUCKS BUM!!! |
| From: |
blaaahhhh on December 4, 2004 @ 12:30 pm |
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kerry sucks butt |
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idiotbush on December 6, 2004 @ 12:22 am |
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your command of the english language is just as good as bush’s |
| From: |
Riles on December 7, 2004 @ 1:47 am |
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Kerry would have turned our country into the next North Korea |
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Lauren on December 17, 2004 @ 1:00 pm |
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Wow. What astounding witt you have! My god I didn’t think that it could get worse after that crappy bible joke..but holy shit pal! Really, I don’t think that you should continue with your comedic enterprising. And beside Bush sucks...Thats why my friend died in Iraq. Because Bush is a gigantic piece of shit. He could have sent in assassins or something to take out Saddam. There really was no reason to go in to Iraq the way we did. Old George Bush helped put Saddam into office and then got into a pissing match with Saddam and now...well now we’re all fucked. Have thought recently where is Osama? Almost forgot about him didn’t you. Stop making shitty jokes..please.... |
| From: |
michael on December 19, 2004 @ 2:37 pm |
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hey lauren....fuck you |
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Lauren on December 21, 2004 @ 2:39 pm |
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Hey Michael-Theres that witt again..But really go fuck yourself |
| From: |
Matt on December 23, 2004 @ 11:29 pm |
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Indeed your are correct lauren (assuming he has the proper equipment to be able to fuck
anything). Michael I wonder why your joke got a rating of...oh yes thats right ZERO. I bet
this joke reflects you. PS---GO KILL YOURSELF :D
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| From: |
Michael on December 24, 2004 @ 4:05 pm |
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hey, i’ve tried you fuckhead, now fuck you and fuck you too lauren |
| From: |
mexichick on December 26, 2004 @ 5:32 pm |
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matt,
you are so freaking stupid. It’s no wonder Bush won the election. Democrats just want every thing handed to them and they are alaso little whiny babies. just shut the heck up and leave bush alone |
| From: |
Jp on December 28, 2004 @ 10:25 pm |
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WOW...That was SUCH a WEAK joke give it up |
| From: |
Smokey McPot on January 8, 2005 @ 12:13 am |
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Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo |
| From: |
nina on January 8, 2005 @ 12:52 pm |
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thats the most dumbest joke i have ever heard how old are you 5 i mean come on people |
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SaTaNSpAwN666 on January 26, 2005 @ 10:42 pm |
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what "idiotbush" said on December 6, 2004 @ 12:22 am is a total understatement..lol..youre such a moron. |
| From: |
Whatever on February 1, 2005 @ 12:37 am |
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U actually want him to suck ur dick i mean eeewww! R all u guys americans? |
| From: |
tjizzle on February 7, 2005 @ 8:07 pm |
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penis lovers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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tjizzle on April 24, 2005 @ 10:00 pm |
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ya gagin on me bitch!!! |
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fuck you on May 18, 2005 @ 8:12 pm |
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This is stupid. FUck you |
| From: |
johnconstantine on July 15, 2005 @ 12:49 pm |
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bush is a stupid idiotic lying piece of shit, asshole |
| From: |
Judah on October 31, 2005 @ 3:55 pm |
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Not really...I’ve seen pieces of shit with more intelligence and that I respect more than
George W Bush. So he’d have to improve to be that, johnconstantine. |
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