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make us happy prez
Posted by: james the supporter on December 22, 2004 @ 4:49 am
there were five presidents on a plane. george washinton, abe lincon, tom jefferson, george bush and bill clinton.
g washinton says "ill make 1 person happy" and so he throws 1 1 doller bill off the plane.
a liincon says "ill make 20 people happy" so he throws 20 1 doller bills of the plane.
t jefferson says "ill make 100 people happy" so he throws 100 1 doller bills off the plane.
g bush says "ill make the whole world happy" so he throws bill clinton off the plane. |
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lolly pop on December 22, 2004 @ 4:06 pm |
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i luv it
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| From: |
tyrone on December 22, 2004 @ 5:42 pm |
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bush fuckin sucks!
clinton was a much better president than bushes dumb ass you fuckin idiot. |
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james on December 23, 2004 @ 2:26 pm |
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Hello tyrone,
I would just like to say that you are a runner. You say somthing and can’t back it up. Clinton had sex with a women, I say who cares. But it’s the fact that he lied to all of america, over 1 billion people!!!Bush does not beleive in third trimester abortion, but Kerry does. I bet you are a kerry supporter. I just came on here to make a joke it included Bush so it was aplicable. But you come on her and tell me all this stuff about me being an idiot. this means that your just hiding in your shell, you think the world is out to get you. Now don’t get me wrong, I barly ever say this but it’s a special time. JUST LIKE A FUCKIN DEMOCRAT TO PISS ME OFF...........SHIT!!!!! By the way your gettin told by a fuckin 12 year old you weak peice of shit!!!
P.S I am a republican.
P.S.S Don’t beleive the news. |
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Matt on December 23, 2004 @ 11:21 pm |
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Dear Dumbass Joker,
I could tell that your twelve years old. You are the dumbest piece of shit I have ever heard
of, well...you are a republican...Yeah so, that was definately not funny. Where is the humor
in Bush (the dumbest fuck in the world, and apparently your hero/role-model), throwing
former President Clinton (who did the complete opposite of what Bush did regarding the
economy...AKA IMPROVING IT) off of a plane and killing him. I have an idea, maybe you
should rent Faranheit 911 and then you’ll see what your precious moron really is. Why
don’t you educate yourself before you tell off Tyrone. Oh and to Tyrone-RIGHT ON
BROTHER!!! w00t w00t. FUCK BUSH :-D |
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Michael on December 24, 2004 @ 4:04 pm |
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Matt, you know shit about Clinton. Nice joke. |
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JAMES on December 26, 2004 @ 5:40 pm |
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I would just like to say that i have seen faranheit 911 and it was a load of shit. You need to see faranhype 911, it tells the truth. Its not bushs fault that some fuckers sent by bin laden crashed into newyork. You cant just watch a movie or read a book about sumthin by the way. You have to look it up because no matter what you here it is most likely not true. No matter who says it you should look it up. I.E bush, clinton, the bible. You should allways look it up. So intil you’ve seen everything i wouldn’t say shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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ricky the beleiver on December 26, 2004 @ 8:32 pm |
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i have 2 put it twice to get it through your heads.But if it was your moms pussy it would slide right in the front and come out of the back like when you were born thats probably why you like guys asses because asses gave you life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
another reason you guys like guys asses is because god took a crap and mike,tyrone.and clinton came out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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gopbs on December 30, 2004 @ 6:39 pm |
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the joke shouldve been reversed and it shouldve had clinton throw out bush out of the airplane to make the whole world happier. |
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james on December 30, 2004 @ 10:45 pm |
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this is in russian. can you find out what it says.
Вы очень глупы. Это - только teh новости, которые продвигают идею, что кустарник плох. Он - очень хороший человек, и бог Клинтон глуп. НАЗАД К ВАМ ЖОПА |
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eddy on December 31, 2004 @ 8:24 pm |
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To James - I BEFORE E EXCEPT AFTER C
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nina on January 8, 2005 @ 12:55 pm |
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clinton was the best pres.. we have ever had
CLINTON 2008 |
| From: |
smack on January 16, 2005 @ 7:58 pm |
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I get so sick of listening to moronic democrats say that Bill Clinton was responsible for the strong economy during his term. The reason for the strong economy was the Tech Boom you dolt! You could have had Beavis or Butthead in office and the economy still would have been strong. |
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Dave on January 19, 2005 @ 9:31 pm |
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Yes it is true that Clinton lied to the american public, somewhere around 300 million not over 1 billion. He lied concerning a private matter that didn’t affect or concern anyone besides him and his wife. Bush’s lie led us into war with Iraq where over 1200 soldiers and counting have been killed and countless others maimed for life. |
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JO Canadian on January 22, 2005 @ 6:32 pm |
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Hey James you aren’t very bright are you? There’s not 1 billion in the states, it’s around 300 mil like dave said, if
you’re stupid enough to dispute that just check a census site. Clinton Lied about the sex?!?! you’re right,
it wasn’t very smart of him. Sex. War. Sex. War....
You know If I wanted a president to lie over something I’d go for the sex, nobody seems to die over that you know. |
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Common Sense on January 25, 2005 @ 11:39 pm |
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Hello James, Great joke, I showed it to my 12 year old son and he liked it also. If Clinton was a responsible president he would have gotten Bin Laden when he was offered to us when Clinton was president. James You are a great American and Republican. Your parents should be very proud of you.
All the democrats knew Iraq had chemical and biological weapons and Sadam Husain was a threat to all his neighboring countries Jews and Muslims.
So the war with Sadam was over a long time ago, then the terrorists went in and started trying to mess things up for the rebuilding of country and government over there, now the democrats are trying to use this against Bush. The good thing is MOST I said MOST Americans have the intelligence to know this and support our president and troops, others well they just get mad and start to make fun of a 12 year olds good joke. Best of Luck to you and your FAMILY James |
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JO Canadian on January 26, 2005 @ 2:12 pm |
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Please common sense, Please I advise you to do a bit of research on the war your countrymen
are involved in. No there was never any chemical and biological weapons, Saddam was a dick
and wouldve been a thorn in everyones side but was not the threat he was made out to be.
At the time there were worse countries flaunting their wmd’s N.Korea for one. The people
that are "terrorists" are mostly Iraqis anyways, trying to oust the army that paid no attention
to their needs (infastructure and daily life) after all necessities were blown up getting rid of
Goofus and his sons. Many unnessessary things were done to make the "terrorism" more
frequent there because many have nothing to live for now after losing wives and children.
If what is happening in Iraq was in the states, you betcha there’d be "terrorists" poping up all
over to kick out any invading force. |
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utffutfc on February 1, 2005 @ 11:18 pm |
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yo james it goes p.s. p.p.s. not p.s.s you knucklehead!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Psychosomatic on February 3, 2005 @ 3:33 pm |
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#1: Clinton hurt the people of American by lying to them, and because he lied about one thing he could have just about as easily lied about others. This would be considered an emotional scar, and it hurt the people as a whole. Now about Saddam. Let me put it this way, Saddam was a threat, and we weren’t doing a thing. If you leave a threat alone it will grow bigger and stronger until it will finally decide to defy to good and rightous powers. Bush shut down Saddam before Saddam shut down us. Bush attacked Saddam and terroism so future generations could live more peacefully. GO TO HELL U LITTLE PRICKS!! |
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pissed Brasilian on February 4, 2005 @ 2:50 pm |
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go give yourself a cumshot, you little democrat PRICKS!! oh, one more thing... el fala puta keparul, merdra cabasa and shut your mouths before you suck your own dicks off. GO INDEPENDANTS!!! |
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go Nader on February 4, 2005 @ 4:11 pm |
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Nader rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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to go Nader on February 4, 2005 @ 7:35 pm |
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go fuck yourself, you prick |
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To Brasilian on February 5, 2005 @ 10:31 pm |
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El fala puta keparul, merdra cabasa back at ya. |
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To Psycho on February 7, 2005 @ 3:33 pm |
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Youuuuu Rock Bro. There is HOPE |
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Common Sense on February 7, 2005 @ 6:08 pm |
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JO CANADIAN can you explain why an Iraqi "rising up" (as you say) would blow up a bunch of his own countrymen police officers as has been happening there? You don’t see that it is al quida terrorists that are doing these things to disrupt any achievements made there. Iraqis are so, so glad we did what we did for them, they are complaining that the polls closed too early. Saddam killed many Kuwaitis, Iraqis, Israelis we know he was paying the families of suicide bombing palestinians. SOME THORN, EHH!! Was N Korea doing that JO? We destroyed several Al Quida training camps and arrested known terrorists with an office in Bahgdad. We knew he had chem and bio weapons before the 1st gulf war. When we left after the war he used these chem weapons on his own people RESEARCH it as you say. Thankfully we have a President that does what he has to do regardless of what people like you think. Jealosy gets in the way of what people want to believe. THANKS JO!!! |
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JO Canadian on February 8, 2005 @ 12:23 pm |
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Wow, you DO do you your research, but get it from different sources buddy. Iraqis are killing Iraqis is no different than
the civil war. Two different mindsets that believe that theirs should be the right way. Now Yes Saddam did kill many of
the various people that did all that but hey N.Korea can literally kidnapp Japanese and keep them in thier country
as "pleasure women" but that’s only one thing. back to the killing, Sudan, Rawanda, East timor, ivory coast, here’s
some examples of killings that were/are just as bad if not worse. Now If you back buch by saying that he’s killed
these people before, then why there? Why not anywhere else? If you’re going to police the world then you cover
the world. |
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JO Canadian on February 8, 2005 @ 12:28 pm |
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Saddam was a dick, but not a threat. There are bigger sleeping giants to worry about. In the mean-
-time, the american people will be railroaded by changes that bush is making to the social and financial
structure. Of course it can’t be seen if you watch the news, they CAN’T tell you anything possibly wrong. Go out
talk to people look around your country and see that there is anxiety building that hasn’t even peaked yet because
it’s going to get worse before it gets any better. |
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levizzle on February 9, 2005 @ 6:07 pm |
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lets sum it all up here.
fuck clinton
fuck bush
fuck kerry
fuck them all
they’re all rich butt fucks that never had to worry about dick so they can all lick my left nut while tugging on the right one
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Jacoby on February 9, 2005 @ 9:32 pm |
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Q. How does Clinton keeps his beer cold when he is at a ball game?
A. He has Hillary hold it between her legs.
Q: What’s the difference between Hillary and Bill?
A: Hillary doesn’t get caught.
Q. Why doesnt Chelsey Clinton have any brothers or sisters?
A. Monica Lewinsky swallowed them all. |
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qwert on February 11, 2005 @ 12:15 pm |
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This is for the Common Sense dude on February 7:
The American occupation of Iraq struggles against the moral advantage enjoyed by
those who are defending the land of their birth from alien invaders. The "insurgents"
of that war see themselves as the true patriots of that conflict. They merely imitate the
tactics of the Minutemen who chased the redcoats back to Boston, and of John Mosby’s
guerrilla war against Phil Sheridan’s Yankee cavalry. They defend their homeland as
ferociously as the old men and boys of Petersburg did, fighting with a spirit that we
can only hope American citizens would show if a foreign power landed an army on our
shores to deliver us from George W. Bush.
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Common Sense on February 16, 2005 @ 9:33 pm |
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Yea Right whatever there qwert. You obviously are very very confused with all your jibberish. Would hundreds of Americans help " alien invaders" (as you have called our military) to RIP DOWN a statue of President Bush and then take of their sandals/shoe and slap the President’s statue? You have an awful lot of ingredients in your soup, enjoy!!! DUDE |
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Common Sense on February 19, 2005 @ 11:43 am |
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NOT ONCE!!! The fact that you think you did makes you the IGNORANT one. First you’re against Bush and the war. Now we should be fighting N. Korea, (their citizens are jumping fences), Saudi Arabia (their women have to wear head scarves). YOU SAID "Maybe the U. S. will prevail in Iraq, and I’m not some anti war liberal" I’m guessing you think CLINTON/DEAN ’08 will take care of N. Korea and Saudi Arabia. I WAS IGNORING YOU BECAUSE OF YOUR IGNORANCE. We’re OBVIOUSLY THROUGH HERE!!!!
P S FOR ATTENTION YOU SHOULD CONSIDER A PET. |
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JO Canadian on February 21, 2005 @ 9:35 am |
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You’ll end up noticing that I’m repeating myself...but: Common sense...Ah, never mind.
Obviously you know how the world works and any inconsistancies to what you believe,
even with proof in your face ( and I’m sure you’ll change the channel) you’ll refuse to consider
it because y o u are never wrong. Psychologists would have a heyday with you, you would
be put under the "Lemming" category and it’s a good one too, your current gov’t loves that in
it’s population...easy to convince and control. You’re making the americans who try improve
their standards of the US look bad. At least change your name...by the way what color is the sky
in your little world?
As for Saudi Arabia, Bush is smart that way. He does know the old adage: Don’t bite the
hand that feeds you. |
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De Angelo on April 20, 2005 @ 1:36 pm |
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This dez nuts guy is a real imbecile, he needs to read his previous posts before posting, at least to remind himself of what he said?
He contradicts himself. Typical DEMOCRAT. |
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Kirsten on June 4, 2005 @ 7:52 am |
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Those tax cuts he gave to his rich buddies are the whole reason the economy is shit at the moment. Yes, it’s experiencing the biggest raise in a hundred years. Because it’s LOWER than it has been since the GREAT DEPRESSION. Don’t even bother suggesting that I’m lying. My father researches this stuff for a living. He’s an economist, and one of the best there is. Bush fucking brought us down again. He promised in his first campaign he would keep three trillion dollars aside for health care. Didn’t do it! Nope, he gave it away to his bullshit funding of bullshit talks about WMDs in Iraq. My friend went to Iraq because he thought what Bush was doing was right. I didn’t ever agree with him. We had little disputes all the time. He sent me a letter about how fucked up Bush was, and he couldn’t wait to vote against him, but he didn’t. Not because of him changing his mind or anything. He didn’t vote for Kerry because he DIED three days after writing that letter. |
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Kirsten on June 4, 2005 @ 7:53 am |
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(continued)
Clinton fucked a chick. BIG FUCKING DEAL. People commit adultery all the time. Yes, it was wrong of him, and yes, I was disappointed to hear it. But he should never have been taken into court in the first place. Lying is bad, duh. Lying under oath is bad, no shit. But what would YOU have done if the ENTIRE world was watching you, waiting for you to fuck up? Clinton was a damned good president, and he’s a damned good man. I met him on vacation to Hot Springs while he was still president, when I was six. He came to the TCBY I was in for an ice cream. I spoke with him, and never before was I so comfortable around someone I knew was famous. He is a great man. And fuck those of you who say otherwise.
I’ve said my peace. You want to dispute it, email me. raz_taz_bedazzled@yahoo.com - I’ll be GLAD to prove you wrong. |
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you suck on June 25, 2005 @ 6:14 pm |
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I speak as a navy verteran. I served my time (four years). I joined in mid 2000, under CLINTON. I was in when the USS Cole was bombed. This is a law: when someone attacks a military ship, it is an act of war. These terrorists were declaring was on the United States and the pathetic president (Clinton) was too busy getting his dick sucked to do anything. I had a close friend die on the ship straight out of training. i then went to Japan, where everyone felt like fools because we were not allowed to retaliate when someone attacked us. Bush took over in Jan 2001, and let me tell you from personal experience: EVERYONE was happy. I did not know A SINGLE person who wasn’t happy. I chose not to re-inlist, but everyone I know still in voted for BUSH. I just want to point out to you and others like you, the people who are actually fighting the war still support our president and are proud of the job they are doing. go fuck yourself!! At least we are PROUD of our country. |
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dezz nutts on September 13, 2005 @ 2:04 am |
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"you suck" I speak as a navy veteran, a word you clearly can’t spell. And I know my ass from a hole in the ground, unlike you. I worked as a CTR and
learned things you stupid butt monkeys on the ships never learn. Like how messed up the Government is. You are a brainwashed moron. Go to Iraq and
shut the hell up. |
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