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Bush and the Genie
Posted by: Chris on February 7, 2005 @ 9:16 pm
| George, The Canadian Prime Minister and Bin-Ladin were walking down the beach together and the Canadian said look an Aladin Lamp.He picked up the lamp and said lets all rub on it and see if it works!! So they proceeded to rub on it together and PLOOF a genie popped out and said "thank you for getting me outta there and setting me free I will grant you three wishes but since you all rubbed together I will have to give you each one wish" . So who’s first? They all decided to let the Canadian go first since he found the lamp. The canadian said for his wish he wanted all the farm land in Canada to be fertile forever. The genie said it’s done and all the farm land in Canada was fertile forever. Then the genie asked who would be next? Bush being the Texan that he is told Bin-Ladin to go next. Bin-Ladin asked the genie that he wanted to be the ruler of Afganistan and to build an impenterable wall 60 feet tall and no way to get in or out all the way around Afganistan. The genie said it is done and there was a great wall around Afganistan and Bin-Ladin would be the Ruler. The genie turned to Bush and asked and what is your wish? Ole Bush thought a few minutes and asked what Bin-Ladin had wished for again? The genie told him that he wanted to be the ruler of Afganistan and to build a great wall 60 feet tall and impenterable. Bush said well for my wish ,just fill that great wall full of water> |
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ariel on February 16, 2005 @ 10:49 am |
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that joke sucked alot and i didnt get it neither u need 2 work on your jokes |
| From: |
ariel on February 16, 2005 @ 10:49 am |
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that joke sucked alot and i didnt get it neither u need 2 work on your jokes |
| From: |
Colleen on February 16, 2005 @ 6:12 pm |
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Hey Chris! That’s a good one! There’s another version of that on, too! Maybe you’ve heard it... The Scotsman, Irishman, & Englishman?
And don’t worry about that Ariel girl... I bet she wouldn’t hear a good joke when she heard one! LOL! (Omg) two respones- the same things)(DUHH!!)
Go back into the water Ariel! |
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STUPID on February 17, 2005 @ 10:24 am |
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YO JOKE SO LONG N LAME DAT I DIDN’T EVEN READ DA 1ST 2 WORDS!!! SERIOUSLY |
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Josea on February 19, 2005 @ 7:04 pm |
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STUPID on February 17 is illiterate. Poor STUPID. |
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allan on February 22, 2005 @ 8:40 pm |
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weak joke queer |
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you suck on February 24, 2005 @ 1:08 pm |
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YOU FUCKING SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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NYY#1 on March 13, 2005 @ 4:25 pm |
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so thats how we get rid of ragtops |
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156 on March 15, 2005 @ 2:36 pm |
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very unbelievable.... no one would belive that George would think to add water... |
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156 on March 15, 2005 @ 2:36 pm |
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very unbelievable.... no one would belive that George would think to add water... |
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unbelievable on March 15, 2005 @ 8:40 pm |
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unbelievable that both ignorant fucks posted same twice |
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unbelievable on March 15, 2005 @ 8:42 pm |
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unbelievable that both ignorant fucks posted same twice. er, uh all 3 ignorant fucks |
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Anti-Bush 2 da max on April 2, 2005 @ 4:02 am |
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Ok, 1. Bush has the mental capacity of a 13-yr old, and I’m 13.
2. I would just asked fo Laden and Saddam 2 b dead and buried, and erased from da records
3. I would ask fo a neva-ending supply of WMD’s
4. Shoot fuckin Afghanistan with the neva-ending supply of WMD’s
5. GO IN AND TEAR THE FUCKING PLACE APART AND SAY THAT YOUR FUCKING RESCUING THE PEOPLE!!!
Open ur eyes, pplz, bush is illiterate, and is a sock puppet 2 cheney and rumsfeld and Powell. (Rice 2, if ur a feminist) |
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go to bed on April 3, 2005 @ 10:53 pm |
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True, but if you’re 13, you need to go to sleep before 4:02 am. And don’t lie to me that you
wake up that early. Posting at these hours is only for ages 15 and up. |
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why u care on April 5, 2005 @ 10:47 pm |
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lol, dont get me wrong, i hate bush, but this fucking kids post was funny.
3. I would ask fo a neva-ending supply of WMD’s
4. Shoot fuckin Afghanistan with the neva-ending supply of WMD’s
ya thats real clever, lol, that kids a fucking moron |
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Anal Retentive on April 12, 2005 @ 3:00 am |
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Trust me, this joke sucks major league. |
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LIL JOE on April 22, 2005 @ 12:32 am |
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and you have the audacity to call the president illiterate |
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Andrea on May 19, 2005 @ 8:33 pm |
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What would actually happen is that Bush would wish for a wall around the US and then Osama would fill it with water. Bush isn’t smart enough to do that. |
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