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Walking Eagle
Posted by: JO Canadian on March 7, 2005 @ 9:45 pm
Walking Eagle
President Bush was invited to address a major gathering of the American
Indian Nation last weekend in Arizona. He spoke for almost an hour on his
future plans for increasing every Native American’s present standard of
living. He referred to his career as Governor of Texas, how he had signed
"YES" 1,237 times - for every Indian issue that came to his desk for
approval.
Although the President was vague on the details of his plan, he seemed most
enthusiastic about his future ideas for helping his "red brothers".
At the conclusion of his speech, the Tribes presented the President with a
plaque inscribed with his new Indian name - Walking Eagle. The proud
President then departed in his motorcade, waving to the crowds.
A news reporter later inquired to the group of chiefs of how they come to
select the new name given to the President.
They explained that Walking Eagle is the name given to a bird so full of
shit it can no longer fly. |
Add your own comment
| From: |
hds on March 8, 2005 @ 3:50 pm |
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oh fuk u |
| From: |
JO... on March 8, 2005 @ 4:47 pm |
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I’m glad you enjoyed it H.D.
:-P |
| From: |
You are NOt Funny on March 8, 2005 @ 8:08 pm |
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OOPs, i misread who was saying what.......JO, you are not a choad and I will immediately stop refering to you as Sir Anus Face.
HDS, you are a choad Sir!
good day
I said good day!! |
| From: |
JO Canadian on March 9, 2005 @ 12:30 pm |
| Comment: |
Welcome aboard mr. NOT. You have found the perfect site to vent to anyone and about nothing in particular. Rant away Pussnuts you have found your calling.
Yours Sincerely,
Sir Anus Face |
| From: |
Blue in a red ND on March 12, 2005 @ 10:27 am |
| Comment: |
Great joke. Goes back to the saying " How can you tell when Bush is Lying? His lips are moving." The American Natives fight terrorism too, Actually they’ve been fighting it since 1492. |
| From: |
bigballs on March 16, 2005 @ 9:02 pm |
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funny joke! lol ful of shit
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| From: |
Mc"D" on March 23, 2005 @ 9:11 pm |
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that was a pretty good one i outta say...and to the "you’re not funny" guy, bush is a redneck fucker and the fact you support the biznatch makes me sick |
| From: |
Jermaine on March 24, 2005 @ 9:59 pm |
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Git sick and die, Mc"Dumbass" |
| From: |
burrhead on March 27, 2005 @ 8:40 pm |
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to all u bush suckers try a dick cheney u stupid dumbass fuck your sister rednecks .
cool joke
JO Canadian |
| From: |
porco on March 29, 2005 @ 11:26 pm |
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BAH RAM YOU |
| From: |
jo sucks!!!! on March 30, 2005 @ 10:36 pm |
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jo canadian you are retarded!!!
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| From: |
anonymous on March 31, 2005 @ 12:08 am |
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nice joke man
that shit was NICE |
| From: |
JO canadian on April 5, 2005 @ 11:56 am |
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Well so far it’s 5/5
5 likes
5 dislikes...Boy! Just like the elections eh?
:-P |
| From: |
why u care on April 5, 2005 @ 10:42 pm |
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nah its not like the elections, no one is cheating |
| From: |
JO Canadian on April 6, 2005 @ 9:51 am |
| Comment: |
X-D |
| From: |
REAL jo Can's chick on April 10, 2005 @ 3:06 pm |
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Hey dezz nuts, get a life and get laid, back off my boy or I’ll slap you till you barf. Now was that criticism low brow enough for you to comprehend or shall I reduce my vocabulary to such a base level that even my three year old would wonder if you were mentally challenged? feel free to respond if you can find your way around the keyboard. I expect correct syntax and grammatical phrasing in your response if you have the guts to deliver one. you’re just jelous that you weren’t accepted into clown college when some of us have an actual university education. or so you may understand what I’m saying with crystal clarity.... DUMBASS!!!!! |
| From: |
REAL jo Can's chick on April 13, 2005 @ 8:50 pm |
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I should qualify my last comment by adding that it is intended to the fool that has impersonated dezz nuts and jo Canadian, dezz, I’ve got nothing against you just the ass muncher that played you |
| From: |
big dick on April 15, 2005 @ 11:35 am |
| Comment: |
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh |
| From: |
shut up lozers on April 16, 2005 @ 10:40 pm |
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big dick you can only say one word ass. |
| From: |
me on April 20, 2005 @ 1:34 pm |
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im for bush and if u dont agree u can just SUCK MY BIG MEXICAN DICK |
| From: |
Marco on April 21, 2005 @ 11:21 pm |
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Hey REAL jo’s trashcan chick you can wipe his ass with your fake internet university degree.
Who the hell with ANY formal education, would come on here and say ignorance like that?
Ohh!!! I get it DEMOCRAT right??? |
| From: |
shut up losers on April 21, 2005 @ 11:44 pm |
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Oh yea!!! I went to Harvard!!!!
Yea, Thats the ticket!!!! |
| From: |
Marco on April 21, 2005 @ 11:56 pm |
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Hey REAL jo’s trashcan chick you can wipe his ass with your fake internet university degree.
Who the hell with ANY formal education, would come on here and say ignorance like that?
Ohh!!! I get it DEMOCRAT right??? |
| From: |
Real Jo Can's chick on April 23, 2005 @ 12:34 pm |
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Now dear Marco...anyone who has above a third grade education would understand that the Can abbreviation in my sgn in name stands for Canadian, and there are no democratic parties south of the border. As for my education, I have no need to prove my superior intellect to you, as you have already shown just how base you really are. please don’t speak again, unless you have anything of actual worth to anyone to say. shut up losers, "Oh yea!!!!", I really hope you got more than that from Harvard, if not I’d ask for a refund. |
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Real Jo Can's chick on May 8, 2005 @ 2:44 pm |
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Marco,
The more you speak, the more you prove your worth as a candidate for special Ed. I really hope you learn how to keep your mouth shut soon, you annoy me and I’ve never met you. I’m sure there are many around you who would love to rip you to shreds, unless, of course you are one of the many pansy’s who are all balls when on the net as an anonymous voice, but a shivering mess when it comes time to back it up when faced with a real person. Please get a life and stop wasting space on this site when others that have something worthy to say don’t have an opportunity. |
| From: |
Marco on May 10, 2005 @ 1:43 am |
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Ahh Yes, I see the TRUTH really hurts ehh!!!! or is that annoys? The only one that SHIVERS is Jo Canadian when he
comes home and sees the LUMP on his sofa. |
| From: |
Real Jo Can's chick on May 22, 2005 @ 7:13 pm |
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Now really Marco, have you run your extensive vocabulary so far down that you have to depend on dull personal insults to carry you. Shame Shame little man. Please go play elsewhere and leave civil discussion to REAL adults. |
| From: |
Marco on May 27, 2005 @ 3:33 pm |
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Civil discussion, we see what that is to you, "BACK OFF MY BOY", "SLAP YOU TILL YOU BARF", "LOW BROW ", "GET LAID",
You have no class, you are the PANSY that came on the net and tried to tell everyone a LIE that you have a
UNIVERSITY EDUCATION. YOU are as SHALLOW as they come to try something IGNORANT as that.
OBVIOUSLY you failed to realize that perhaps, there are ADULTS on here that YOU cannot fool.
I think I’ve said *ALL I REALLY NEED* to say, UNLESS YOU STILL DID’NT GET IT. MISS (I’m sure he didn’t marry you) INTELLECT |
| From: |
Rod Stuart on July 20, 2005 @ 1:44 am |
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I dont like u guys.... u guys obvioulsy hav no idea who any of u really are.. u dont get anything.. this is just a joke... in fact a funny joke.
there is no im biased coz i dont even live any where near the U.S.A or care about its politics.. Bush cant be in there for e er and no matter who
is in office it doesnt matter... coz there are always going to be jokes about them. its called the INTERNET... and FREEDOM OF SPEECH...
anyone can anything they like about anything.. so u guys av to build a bridge and get over it.. if u dont like the joke.. and feel u must leave a comment....
Dont go off at people just coz they’re different.. NEWSFLASH... everybody’s different.. and who cares if people are posers and pretend to hav an education...
They might not hav one or they might who cares... u never hav to talk to them or be affected by them so get the fuck over it.. jeez |
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