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U.S.A. Debt Consolidation



Southwest Airlines
Posted by: Glenn on July 10, 2004 @ 4:04 pm

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A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago.
The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked,
"If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why dont big planes have baby planes?"
The mother (who couldn’t think of an answer) told her son to ask the stewardess.
So the boy asked the stewardess,
"If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don’t big planes have baby planes?"
The stewardess responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?"
The boy said, "Yes she did."
"Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time. Have your mother explain that to you."



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From: Jay&Jay on August 28, 2004 @ 3:15 am
Comment: That was good

From: Jay&Jay on August 28, 2004 @ 3:15 am
Comment: That was good

From: Teddy P on October 5, 2004 @ 6:44 pm
Comment: I’ve been at work all day with nothing to do so I’ve been reading the lamest jokes in the world but this is the first joke that made sense and was actually funny.

From: lisa on October 7, 2004 @ 3:49 pm
Comment: yeah this one was good.

From: Becky on December 22, 2004 @ 9:33 am
Comment: That was great and very true

From: yo on February 17, 2005 @ 4:23 am
Comment: wow

From: PIOTR on April 15, 2005 @ 5:21 pm
Comment: IVE READ NOTHING BUT SHIT JOKES. THIS ONE WAS OK I RATE IT
8/10

   
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