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Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart
Posted by: Liz on March 30, 2005 @ 5:43 am
50 Fahrenheit (10 C)
New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.
Canadians plant gardens.
40 Fahrenheit (4.4 C)
Californians shiver uncontrollably
Canadians Sunbathe.
35 Fahrenheit (1.6 C)
Italian Cars won’t start
Canadians drive with the windows down
32 Fahrenheit (0 C)
Distilled water freezes
Canadian water gets thicker.
0 Fahrenheit (-17.9 C)
New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
Canadians have the last cookout of the season.
-40 Fahrenheit (-40 C)
Hollywood disintegrates.
Canadians rent some videos.
-60 Fahrenheit (-51 C)
Mt. St. Helen’s freezes.
Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.
-100 Fahrenheit (-73 C)
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole
Canadians pull down their earflaps.
-173 Fahrenheit (-114 C)
Ethyl alcohol freezes.
Canadians get frustrated when they can’t thaw the keg.
-459.4 Fahrenheit (-273 C)
Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
Canadians start saying "cold, eh? "
-500 Fahrenheit (-295 C)
Hell freezes over.
Americans finally win over Canada in hockey
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| From: |
euro on March 31, 2005 @ 2:57 am |
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As a joke is quite nice - though very cliche.. |
| From: |
Liz on April 4, 2005 @ 6:40 am |
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My brother sent it too me and I had to post it |
| From: |
tyler on April 14, 2005 @ 2:23 pm |
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hahha thats funny...i like that |
| From: |
I RULE!!!!!!!! on April 23, 2005 @ 10:35 pm |
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HAHA! That’s funny! |
| From: |
Canadian on May 9, 2005 @ 9:34 am |
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Us Canadians are impurvious to the cold, woot! |
| From: |
Dale the Canadian on May 9, 2005 @ 1:16 pm |
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Yeah,that chart is full of it...mean,no matter how cold it gets we’ll still dislike the Yanks |
| From: |
canadian on May 11, 2005 @ 6:50 pm |
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wicked jokes :D very cliched but great nonetheless :) |
| From: |
Os on May 12, 2005 @ 7:46 am |
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Thats amazing... I’d say its cliché, but I have no idea what that is, but it still kicks ass.
Gotta love those cold temps! |
| From: |
Alcibiades on June 9, 2005 @ 4:21 pm |
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awesome joke... you make me proud to be canadian ;) haha... very very funny :) |
| From: |
tim on June 27, 2005 @ 9:46 am |
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you go man, fuckin eh rights! |
| From: |
Canadian on August 15, 2005 @ 2:07 pm |
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LMFAO.. I love it...
Only one problem.. Santa Claus is canadian eh?... Cause he lives at the north pole eh?... And you know that the true north pole is in all them little islands eh... so like Santa is Canadian and lives in an igloo eh.. Welll i gotta go eat some of the whale blubber before it warms up eh.... bye eh.. |
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lol on October 14, 2005 @ 3:36 am |
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ur true eh...but it doesnt matter eh...cause its true anyways eh....so dont be soserious eh!??! |
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