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A newfie trip
Posted by: Sam on April 4, 2005 @ 5:31 pm

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A newly marriage couple from New Foundland decides to go on a road trip to Ontario..

The past the beautiful scenery of Quebec and finally get to Ontario. As they drive the wife notices a sign the say " Ontario left"

So the turned around and went home


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From:

Fuck Canada

on April 6, 2005 @ 11:22 pm
Comment: Thats Right! What I said above in bold fucking letters!
Canada Sucks!

BY: BIG DADDY CANE

From: (HOZER) on April 7, 2005 @ 12:08 am
Comment: how did you do that?

From:

DJ STAFF

on April 7, 2005 @ 12:10 am
Comment: I can’t say Fuck Canada, I love Canada, Im from Canada, I live in Ontario!
I was only kidding hosers! It’s a joke web site. Don’t take it so personal.

CANADA #1 AND DONT FORGET IT!

From: canada is the best on April 9, 2005 @ 1:47 am
Comment: fuck you canada fucking wastes the united snakes in every fucking possible way

From: becker on April 9, 2005 @ 12:22 pm
Comment: THERE IS NO "AMERICANS" IN THIS WORLD.. THE NORTH AMERICA IS EUROPEAN BASED. AMERICA IS A NEW WORLD FOUNDED BY EUROPEANS, AND PEOPLE LIVING IN NORTH AMERICA IS MOSTLY EUROPEANS.AND THE OTHERS ARE CHINESE, AFRICANS..ETC.. EVERYBODY IN NORTH AMERICA MUST KNOW HIS/HER ORIGIN, NATIONALITY. THE WORD "AMERICAN" IS REALLY WRONG...YEA THERE IS AMERICA BUT THERE IS NO "AMERICANS". THERE IS "ASIANS,EUROPEANS,AFRICANS LIVING IN AMERICA". THANK YOU.

From: TRAVIS on April 14, 2005 @ 2:14 pm
Comment: That is very true becker.......there are no canadians in this world either....canada was also claimed by europeans as their own.......the word "canada" "kanata" which comes from the Algonquian language which can be translated to english as "don’t go over there" or "stay away"...which the french explorers mistook it as the village name

From: Sarah on April 14, 2005 @ 2:20 pm
Comment: "you’re canadian eh? do you know glen...he works in a office?" "yeah office glen....he’s dead" molsen canadian commercial...hahaha

From: Too can Sam on May 6, 2005 @ 2:03 pm
Comment: I screw donkies

From: ha ha on May 9, 2005 @ 9:55 am
Comment: Yep, those silly newfies...

The States have the south, we have Newfoundland

From: D-Rugz on May 13, 2005 @ 2:02 pm
Comment: canada has better weed than america and it is way cheeper too so fuck you america hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

From: D-Rugz on May 13, 2005 @ 2:02 pm
Comment: canada has better weed than america and it is way cheeper too so fuck you america hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

From: fratty on May 18, 2005 @ 6:19 pm
Comment: canada suckssss big fat smelly asses! mwhahahaha

From: Jamal on May 19, 2005 @ 8:22 am
Comment: No comment

From: BUTTAFUCCO on June 10, 2005 @ 8:08 pm
Comment: teesting teesting long island lolita are ya there

From: Newfie stoner on June 26, 2005 @ 12:23 am
Comment: hey that crack about comparing newfoundland to the south is totally bullshit, i mean we may not seem to be the brightest, probably because of the generations of alcoholics... but at least we dont resort to incest as a means for procreation like those fucking rednecks hahaha and im quite glad that we arent polluting are skies like the fucking mainlanders and running our communites into the ground with your coporate headgames unlike some cities i could mention, also we possibly have the cleanest air imaginable and the only thing polluting these our skies is the smoke we blow out from our sweet weed!

From: c0ld AvAtAr on August 4, 2005 @ 2:06 pm
Comment: I dont know if alot of you are from the USA but i find it pretty pathetic that you make fun of Canadians when you cant even spell alot of your words right. you Americans are pretty fucking stupid....

From: NewifeGurl on August 24, 2005 @ 12:16 am
Comment: Rock On Newfies!!!!!!!!!!

From: lol on October 14, 2005 @ 3:36 am
Comment: lol canadians and american come from the same place : EUROPE but i wonder why when they arrived in USA american became stupid, ignorant, suckers and FAT PEOPLE (FOR like 50%)

   
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