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Infeority Complex
Posted by: America Jr. on April 14, 2005 @ 1:37 am
Is it true? I think it is. Learn what self depreciating humor is and the world might not think you have small wieners. Now slap those geef leafs on your backpacks and get out there and annoy someone.
Here’s a little diddy….can’t wait for the angry canooook replies to come in!
An American, a Scot and a Canuk were in a terrible car accident. They were all brought to the same emergency room, but all three of them died before they arrived. Just as they were about to put the toe tag on the American, he stirred and opened his eyes. Astonished, the doctors and nurses present asked him what happened.
"Well," said the American, "I remember the crash, and then there was a beautiful light, and then the Canadian and the Scot and I were standing at the gates of heaven. St. Peter approached us and said that we were all too young to die, and that for a donation of $100, we could return to the earth."
He continued, " So of course, I pulled out my wallet and gave him the $100, and the next thing I knew I was back here."
"That’s amazing!" said one of the doctors, "But what happened to the other two?"
"Last I saw them," replied the American, "the Scot was haggling over the price and the Canadian was waiting for the government to pay for his." |
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a canadian on April 15, 2005 @ 2:38 pm |
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hey buddy you aint gotta say that shit at the beginning....but you’re right too many people being so serious on this site....shit thats a pretty good joke tho hahahah |
| From: |
Jo canadian (woman) on April 18, 2005 @ 4:20 pm |
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dat sucked and you are retarded, america jr |
| From: |
tip toe on April 18, 2005 @ 5:45 pm |
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Well - it could be another ending as well.
Say the donation would be not $100 but $100.000 - and the one that return would be Canadian.
Why - you’ll ask?
Because Canadian was paid by ’government’ and American’s insurence didn’t cover such expenses...
The same funny nad more true at the same time. |
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ccc on April 18, 2005 @ 6:01 pm |
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Here American Jokes:
http://forum.gazeta.pl/forum/72,2.html?f=384&w=20885243&a=20885243
Also check this funny/scary authentic stories about American stupidity:
http://forum.gazeta.pl/forum/72,2.html?f=384&w=22595338 |
| From: |
XXX on April 20, 2005 @ 12:24 pm |
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canadians are stupid. I am an American and I totally rule over you and your family
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| From: |
Londoner on April 20, 2005 @ 5:23 pm |
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XXX look like your the stupid one mate , "i am an american and i totally rule over you and your family" right..........what a plonker looks like you got some inferiority issues yourself mate.
dickhead, just to add i aint canadian. |
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crystal on April 20, 2005 @ 7:54 pm |
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im an amercian, but deep in heart im a canook loving goon... omg.. i love my canadian man... mmmmm.... |
| From: |
Liz on April 22, 2005 @ 5:33 am |
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I am a Canadian I personally think all Americans are nothing more the fuck wads that need to be taken over by some or other country[Canada would be perfect]before the paranoid motherfuckers destroy the world |
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wolfman on April 22, 2005 @ 1:21 pm |
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O’man Liz !!! You CAN’T be serious. USA has your back !! Liberal trade - free borders - employment for MILLIONS of Canadians directly & indirectly....you even share our unions.
Billions of $$$ are spent in tourism alone. CANADA would be an EASY target for a foreign power - but because of your neighbor you only wish BAD for - ( because - we would never allow an encursion in OUR backyard ) YOU can sleep in safety at nite. And yes I know we’re not perfect - it’s a work in progress & when politics is involved....it’s a cluster - muck. I guess we’re the dumbass’s because we view the big picture & we HAVE TO be involved. I cherish Canada & what you said is a stab in the back. Re-think !!!!! |
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calm down on April 22, 2005 @ 4:28 pm |
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it’s a joke. i’m an american. i love my country, not it’s foreign policy or president and i’m
as liberal and canadian lovin’ as they come. but it’s a joke. if we can’t make fun of
everybody, then it’s just segregation. to proud candian.........yes canada rules. so do
americans. just not a lot of us. haha. fuck bush. |
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Irish b on April 23, 2005 @ 6:47 pm |
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I just wish all you Canadains would just lose that chip off your shoulders !
Fcuk BUSH !!!! |
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from canada on April 24, 2005 @ 7:06 pm |
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I am a Canadian and I loved that joke. Canada sucks and we are America’s bitch. I want to move the the States some day |
| From: |
kimberly on April 26, 2005 @ 12:08 pm |
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Hey , Im canadian , CANADA rules trust me .... but America too were all the same.
ya’ll stop being stupid and just enjoy the fucking joke that’s it....... |
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Gary on April 27, 2005 @ 2:34 am |
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I’m actually moving to Fort Erie, Ontario and it’s a great place. It’s like 5 minutes to Buffalo NY over the Peace Bridge. I love the country and most of it’s people. I just hate the horsecrap that I have to go through to get up there. The only reason that I am going is because my son lives there. He is an American citizen, but resides just over the American Border. He’s a US Landed citizen just like his Mom. We only want to live there because it’s cheaper. I’ll work in the States and make a shitload when I exchange my money to Canadian. I just wish that the rate was as good as it used to be! |
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America Jr. on May 2, 2005 @ 1:35 am |
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Sorry I was proven wrong...I guess there is quite a few canooks out dar with a sense of humor. I do get a kick out of the angry peeps on this page though. |
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Michael VanLerberg on May 8, 2005 @ 12:47 am |
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Fuck canada. That joke was funny, but not as funny as Canadians. They are all very dumb and ugly and not smart like us americans. I think they s |
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Jamal on May 10, 2005 @ 8:04 am |
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H’ok...
for the Canadian who said that Canada suck, face it, we know you’re an american.
Now that’s out of the way, we can say now that it was a good joke, and yes our Canadian government has our back (love the free healthcare). Yep, I’ll say it like a true Acadian, I love this country and I love this Land, because I AM CANADIAN! |
| From: |
tee on May 10, 2005 @ 11:01 am |
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i’m an american and our country is basically owned by the saudi’s.... |
| From: |
Jamal on May 12, 2005 @ 7:38 am |
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Not exactly true, you still own your country, it’s just that Saudi’s own a good part of america, which is bad for countries to own other countries. |
| From: |
fratty on May 20, 2005 @ 11:14 pm |
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canada still sux!!!! |
| From: |
¿ on May 30, 2005 @ 9:19 am |
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Your all to fucking defensive. |
| From: |
Fartblast on June 6, 2005 @ 1:32 pm |
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Ur too fucking queer! |
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JEWS!!!! on June 7, 2005 @ 2:55 pm |
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Jews own America!!!!! At least Canada is not owned by Jews,but by Hockey owners |
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bored on July 29, 2005 @ 12:27 am |
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why do people get angry over a joke so easy? it’s a joke... get a life. |
| From: |
Canadian on August 15, 2005 @ 2:07 pm |
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If you guys take such offence to these jokes please stop reading them and go play a game of.. pingpong or something.
Canada and the USA are just culturally different and have different ideals on how to precieve life and the way one should live.
Other countries are the same way.. Hell Korea split into two because of differences.
China and Japan are at eachothers throats...
And I sometimes want to throw bricks through the windows of my neighbours who like to party until 4 am and keep me up all night.
You can bitch, moan, complain and whine and it wont change the facts.. some canadian’s are complete idiots... some americans are complete egoists.
What you people need to understand is that not every single American believes the same thing.. or that every single Canadian feels the same way about Americans.
Just read the jokes.. Laugh.. or don’t laugh.. and move on... or go play pingpong. |
| From: |
your-mom on September 19, 2005 @ 3:16 pm |
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ill take u up on that ping pong!!! miami rules
btw ur bacon is wierd!!!!! |
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American Woman on September 28, 2005 @ 4:34 pm |
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Canadian on aug. 15 th
I loved your post, very true, I feel the same way.
Let’s just enjoy the jokes, people. :) |
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