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Changing a Lightbulb & etc.
Posted by: Mr Clean on April 16, 2005 @ 12:23 pm
How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Five. One to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder, one to read the directions out loud, one to remind everyone to "Be careful, eh," and one to keep the kids away from the light switch!
How many Canadian tourists does it take?
One to call room service and a busload to say "It never happens in Vancouver, eh!"
Why did the Canadian cross the road?
The sign said "walk"
What do you call a roll of nickels?
A Canadian bankroll!
What do you call a $5 roll of quarters?
Enough tips for a week!
Why do Canadians take the bus all the way to Reno just to visit K-Mart?
Because they can get $10 back on the ticket!
What’s the number one pick-up line in Canada?
"How’s your gas milage, eh?"
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irish b on April 23, 2005 @ 6:38 pm |
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i totally agree ! |
| From: |
Canada Rules on May 4, 2005 @ 8:54 pm |
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This joke sucks like the American |
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T'was funny on May 9, 2005 @ 9:31 am |
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I’m a Canadian, although it’s not true, it’s a funny joke, like this one.
How many dirty stinking americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb
Three
one dirty stinking american to screw it in and two dirty stinking americans to throw feces at eachother. |
| From: |
be on May 10, 2005 @ 10:58 am |
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those jokes sucked...not even funny at all...if you’re going to diss canadians at least be funny you idiot |
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Jamal on May 12, 2005 @ 7:35 am |
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Jen, you just made fun of yourself and insulted Canada at the same time, well done. You’re complaining that we’re make rude comments about your country, right after someone said the joke was funny, then replied with another joke towards your country. The difference between that person and you is that the other person has a sense of humor and knows how to take a joke.
And yes, I like my blubber well done, no pepper please:P |
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weepnetee on May 15, 2005 @ 12:18 am |
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oh canada !! you really, really suck. |
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Allen on May 16, 2005 @ 7:43 am |
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I’m from Israel and I think all canadian jokes here in the U.S. are funny! Yuck Yuck! |
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Jamal on May 16, 2005 @ 9:02 am |
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weepnetee, in which way do we suck? be welcome to elaborate... |
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canEHdian on May 21, 2005 @ 8:41 pm |
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Hey i liked Jen’s coment ..she was using a form of comedy called sarcasm. You* may not understand it because you take everything too seriously and literally.
* you does not refer to americans. "You" refers to the person that didn’t get the joke. |
| From: |
Rich on May 24, 2005 @ 3:50 pm |
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asshole |
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Jamal on May 25, 2005 @ 11:28 am |
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I’m just going to assume that the last two people are the same person, with no life. |
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¿ on May 25, 2005 @ 11:42 am |
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To "canadian" who posted before Jamal, you can speak for yourself when you say Canadians hate the USA. |
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123 on May 26, 2005 @ 7:32 am |
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I’ve had experiances changing lightbulbs, and it really does take a team!
What a gruling task! |
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Canadians on August 15, 2005 @ 2:06 pm |
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Anyone gonna comment that a roll of quarters doesnt make up 5 dollars?....Anyone?....
ok... *Comments about it* Dimes make up a roll worth 5 dollars. |
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haha on September 1, 2005 @ 5:08 pm |
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the true way of telling that your joke sux ass, is to see that a joke that some1 posted on your page got more laughs. dirty stinking americans. |
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... on October 14, 2005 @ 3:36 am |
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these jokes seriously suck!! the difference between the jokes, we the canadians write and these one from a anti-canadian is that we say true things becus Americans ARE stupid |
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