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Worth Clapping For™
Posted by: w00t-er on May 11, 2005 @ 11:40 pm
Theres 100 people on a plane. 99 are American and 1 is Canadian.
All of a sudden there is an explosion and a hole rips through the bottom of the plane. Everyone falls through but they all manage to hold on to the ledge. An American guy yells out "It’s too heavy! One of us has to let go!"
All the Americans turn and look at the Canadian guy.
The Canadian guy says "Fine I’ll do it. But before I do..." And he starts giving this long speech. An hour later he finishes the speech and all the Americans clap! |
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Max on May 12, 2005 @ 11:32 pm |
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lol!!!! that was a good one!!! incase for all the jackasses that didnt get it.... They were hanging on to a ledge from a plane and if they let go they would fall and die cuz like they didn’t have parachutes or anything, And then the Canadian guy says a speech and all the americans clap and fall get it? Cuz like they CLAP and to clap they would have to let go of the ledge so it means they clapped and then fell and died! =P |
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Jamal on May 13, 2005 @ 12:54 pm |
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heh, nice one.
this was however remixed from a blonde joke but it’s still funny to people who didn’t see it yet... |
| From: |
yard turd on May 15, 2005 @ 12:07 am |
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no, jamal. it’s not funny. it’s so improbable it’s just stupid. |
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omg shaan on May 15, 2005 @ 2:56 am |
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u copyied me with sasme joke, diff name |
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bt on May 16, 2005 @ 2:58 pm |
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That joke is just as bad as the Canadian education system. |
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Liz on May 18, 2005 @ 6:04 am |
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Great joke,Woot....USA 0,Canada 1*lmao* |
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Jamal on May 19, 2005 @ 8:15 am |
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yard turd (stupid name)
I am sorry for the mix up, I ment that it would be funny for those who have a sense of humor. Sorry to see you don’t have one.
PS: Sorry |
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canEhdian on May 21, 2005 @ 8:26 pm |
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haha i agree with you bt....good one too...good thing we dont have 5 hour math but the 3 hour french get long eh? lol ;) |
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Jamal on May 24, 2005 @ 4:41 pm |
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Nice one...Although math isn’t a 5 hour long class, Biology seems to be that long...
Anyways, I have a question for Matthew. If you want to throw rocks at the Canadian, then where would you get the bloody rock? You’re in an airplane. |
| From: |
Dave on May 25, 2005 @ 11:35 am |
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Besides, us canadians are emune to rocks. We can only be harmed by snowballs. |
| From: |
W00t-er on May 26, 2005 @ 12:26 am |
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Holy crap my jokes become a fricking chat zone! xD |
| From: |
gus on May 29, 2005 @ 2:26 pm |
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hey dad. your over here. wheres uncle mattsy and chill pill at? |
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Manitoba Mom on June 2, 2005 @ 1:46 am |
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Jamal you should be ashamed. your true colours are a disgrace. You eat yard turds. (stupid name, ehh?) |
| From: |
Dale on June 3, 2005 @ 5:11 am |
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Manitoba mom,whats wrong?Any America basher is a friend of mine...I hate those arrogant fucks |
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Manitoba Mom on June 3, 2005 @ 7:11 pm |
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It is embarrasing to be Canadian with you bashing America. the people are good just sometimes goverments mess up. We know ours does!! I think America is trying to right they just didnt know the enemy well enough. Iraqis wont ever accept our westyern ways.
im glad America is our friend and neighbor. WE’RE SAFE!! |
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CanadianGirl on August 2, 2005 @ 12:08 pm |
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LOL nice one *wink* |
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Canadian on August 15, 2005 @ 2:06 pm |
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I heard a joke like this before.. but it was a different setting.. and i think by about an hour the plane would have crashed and they all would have been dead!...
entertaining though... |
| From: |
estelle on October 14, 2005 @ 3:36 am |
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lol this is funny |
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